secrets keep safe

I love all the Witch Bitty headcanons I’m seeing all over the place. I raise:

Bitty and his mama working their magic into the Haus when they move him in, installing it in the new curtains (to shed some light inside and keep the secrets safe), the entrance mat (welcome is so much more than a word), cleaning the kitchen (it’s just good sense, people EAT there).

Too many bottles of Sriracha created an imbalance in the kitchen energy waves. The couch is a nest of nasty vibes (and Bitty could swear he saw a mouse in there).

Betsy lasted so long because it was loved, and used to make food laced with caring. A lot of spells had to be used to keep it working, and Dex insisted to fix it manually too because he’s just a realist (”Why would you use magic when a screwdriver works just fine??”)

But when the new oven comes, it needs no spells or sigils, because it was chosen with love, and given in friendship, and installed with care, and everything baked in it for the remaining of the oven’s long, long life, will have some of that warm magic sewn into it, long after Bitty, and the others, graduate. 

(Also Chowder’s room being blessed by True Love’s First Kiss and Chowder basically sleeping under the best protection spells ever, that will last all his life and bless everything and everyone he loves.)

so i don’t go here at #tjlc i’m just emily’s friend who’s been watching from the back of the room but i’ll pipe in here with a quick observation since we’re talking about the clue reference in the episode. 

when sherlock was in the hospital talking about the murder at the house with ten guests, and each one was guilty? that was clue. the true ending of clue is that all the characters were guilty. there were ten named suspects in the cluedo game (miss scarlet, colonel mustard, mrs. white, mr. green, mrs. peacock, and professor plum were the original six; miss peach, monsieur brown, madame rose, and sergeant grey were added in the mid-eighties)

also two more things that are maybe interesting, maybe not;

  • clue has three endings: in the first, miss scarlet (a dominatrix/callgirl) is the killer who killed everyone to keep her secrets safe. in the second, mrs. peacock is the killer, having been bribed by foreign governments to sell state secrets from her senator husband. in the third, true ending, each of the characters is revealed to be equally guilty, with each having murdered one character apiece. the butler then reveals that the mr. body that was killed was actually the butler, and he’s the real mr. body, having strategically planned everything so that all his accomplices would be murdered, allowing him to escape scot-free. he’s foiled, however, when mr. green reveals that he’s actually undercover, and arrests mr. body for his crimes (in this case, the victim is actually the killer)
  • this kind of peaked my interest because of the “everyone stops looking after three” line, but clue actually has an unused fourth ending, where the butler did it and poisons everyone (i think the line about the poisoner might have been a reference to this? idk it’s like 4 am and i don’t want to go back to the laggy pbs hellsite let me live)
  • +1 bonus interesting thing: in the clue movie there’s one gay character, mr. green, who’s big secret is that he’s gay and if anyone finds out he might lose his big important state department job. at the end of the movie, however, he’s revealed to have orchestrated everything in a complex sting operation, and then he reveals that he’s not gay and it was just part of the plan, saying, “I’m going home to my wife!” i think it’s kind of interesting that mycroft, the obvious mr. green parallel portrayed by a gay actor and the character you might expect to be gay is, in an episode referencing this movie, revealed to be unexpectedly straight… possibly before a character previously established or assumed as straight is revealed as gay?

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four-word sentences.
  • “we are not friends.”
  • “will it all go wrong?”
  • “you should love me.”
  • “keep your secrets safe.”
  • “lead me back home.”
  • “this is your warning.”
  • “i honestly don’t care.”
  • “i couldn’t care less.”
  • “let me help you.”
  • “lose your fucking mind.”
  • “please just stop talking.”
  • “you are distracting me.”
  • “you don’t make sense.”
  • “you’ll never be enough.”
  • “i’ll wait for you.”
  • “i’m not leaving you.”
  • “i’ll always be here.”
  • “don’t move. you’re hurt.”
  • “don’t let me go.”
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Starters
  1. ‘The hearts of men are easily corrupted’
  2. 'History became legend. Legend became myth.’
  3. 'No Admittance except on Party Business’
  4. 'You’re late!’
  5. 'A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!’
  6. 'I know less than half of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you as well as you deserve.’
  7. 'I feel thin. Sort of stretched. Like butter over too much bread.’
  8. 'I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don’t expect I shall return.’
  9. 'Keep it secret! Keep it safe!’
  10. 'I’m not trying to rob you, I’m trying to help you!’
  11. 'We do not stop 'til nightfall.’
  12. 'What about breakfast?’
  13. 'I think I’ve broken something.’
  14. 'It’s a pity [name] didn’t kill him when [pronoun] had the chance’
  15. 'Many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?’
  16. 'Do you remember when we first met?’
  17. 'I thought I had wandered into a dream’
  18. 'I would rather share one lifetime with you, than spend all the ages of this world alone.’
  19. 'If by life or death I can protect you, I will.’
  20. 'You have my sword.’
  21. 'One does not simply walk into Mordor.’
  22. 'I will take it! Only…I do not know the way.’
  23. 'If I take one more step, it will be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.’
  24. ’[name] breathes so loud I could have shot them in the dark.’
  25. 'I’m glad you’re with me.’
  26. 'If you do not find a way, no one will.’
  27. 'Even the smallest person can change the course of the future’
  28. 'In the place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen!’
  29. 'All shall love me and despair!’
  30. 'I have passed the test.’
  31. 'I cannot do this alone.’
  32. 'I know what I must do. It’s just that…I’m afraid to do it.’
  33. 'Are you frightened?’
  34. 'Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.’
  35. 'I swore to protect you.’
  36. 'I would have gone with you until the very end.’
  37. 'Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this…mission. Quest. Thing.’
  38. 'Whatever you did, you have been officially labelled a disturber of the peace.’
  39. 'Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!’
  40. 'The wound will never fully heal.’
  41. 'You shall not pass!’
  42. 'Fly, you fools!’
  43. 'Drums…drums in the deep.’
  44. 'We cannot get out…they are coming!’
  45. 'This foe is beyond any of you– run!’
  46. 'They have a Cave Troll’
  47. 'If you want him, come and claim him!’
  48. 'The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope still remains, while all of the company is true.’
  49. 'May it be a light to you in dark places, where all over lights go out’
  50. 'Something draws near. I can feel it.’
boys

Aries: Aries boys are very competitive to a fault. They also have this confidence that makes them very attractive. They tend to fall hard and fast, and they tend to say or do rash things. They’re very passionate, driven guys.

Taurus: Taurus boys love food. Period. They always know where all the good food is at. They seem a bit quiet when you first meet them, but if they like you, they are very, very protective. However, they’re quite stubborn. Don’t try arguing with them. They can also be quite lazy.

Gemini: Gemini boys are very intelligent. Most Gemini boys are very quirky and they’re fun to hang out with. They are quite observant, noticing the tiniest nuances. But they can be quite flirty, and they probably won’t keep your secrets safe. They love intelligent conversations, though.

Cancer: Cancer boys are very sensitive. But don’t be mistaken, they’re definitely not fragile. They are quite sweet and emotional, but they tend to be withdrawn, since they don’t like getting hurt. Family is very important to these guys. They could be a mama’s boy.

Leo: Leo boys want to look good in front of everyone. They always try their best to look their best. They tend to make everybody laugh, and they’re quite cheerful guys. They are always in the spotlight However, they have a huge ego and they will do anything to keep it safe. Even if it hurts others.

Virgo: Virgo boys always look put together. Although it may look like they’re a mess (they can be sometimes), they actually do their shit. These guys are determined and very organized. They’re also critical with detail. These guys always know what they’re talking about.

Libra: Libra boys are smooth and chill. There is something calming about a Libra guy when you talk to one. They can be seen as quiet, yet they can keep a conversation going. Libra boys can be quite flirty, and they’re very good with their words. They value peace and they may be passive-aggressive if angered.

Scorpio: Scorpio boys are super intense. They usually have a gaze that will pull you in. They’re quite serious and tense on the outside, but they can be quite emotional and weird on the inside. They’re quite mysterious, but they tend to get very jealous and possessive over people they love. Very observant.

Sagittarius: Sagittarius boys know how to have fun. They make jokes with everybody and they’re always make other people laugh. However, they are quite reckless and they tend to always procrastinate on their work, but somehow, they always make things work. These guys are adventurous.

Capricorn: Capricorn guys are very ambitious. They have goals in their head and they’re always thinking on how to do things better. They can be quite serious guys. However, they may be cocky and arrogant, thinking they’re superior over others.

Aquarius: Aquarius guys are quirky. You can always see them focused on a little project they’re doing. Aquarius guys usually have interesting, unusual hobbies. They are also quite intelligent, but they can have a god complex at times. It’s also difficult for them to be in touch with their emotions.

Pisces: Pisces boys give a very quiet, yet peaceful aura. They’re compassionate, emotional guys that will always be willing to listen to others. However, they can do this to manipulate others and they usually don’t know their own boundaries.

anonymous asked:

Hi there. I have been wondering why you are disappointed that some people have KC early. It is not like all of us will spoil it. I know that I for one will not, but it makes me upset that you are mad at us for that reason. We read and buy your books and promote it, but it seems like you are not grateful for that. It is like we are a huge burden to you, and for a reader like me it hurts. I apologize if this comes off rude, but I needed to get this off my chest.

I’ve made it very clear that I understand readers acquiring books early where available. I can completely understand doing it. I also completely trust you guys to keep it secret and keep it safe. Nowhere have I disparaged readers or thought of them as a burden, but I apologize if that was construed.

But I’m disappointed in booksellers selling before a very strict on sale date, because it’s part of their job to do honor that. Unfortunately this affect my job, and the jobs of dozens of other people.

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“Friends”

We’re not, no we’re not friends, nor have we ever been

We just try to keep those secrets in our lives

And if they find out, will it all go wrong?
I never know, no one wants it to

So I could take the back road
But your eyes’ll lead me straight back home

And if you know me like I know you
You should love me, you should know

Friends just sleep in another bed
And friends don’t treat me like you do 

Well I know that there’s a limit to everything
But my friends won’t love me like you
No, my friends won’t love me like you

We’re not friends, we could be anything
If we tried to keep those secrets safe

No one will find out if it all went wrong
They’ll never know what we’ve been through

So I could take the back road
But your eyes’ll lead me straight back home

And if you know me like I know you
You should love me, you should know

Friends just sleep in another bed
And friends don’t treat me like you do

Well I know that there’s a limit to everything
But my friends won’t love me like you
No, my friends won’t love me like you

But then again, if we’re not friends
Someone else might love you too

And then again, if we’re not friends
There’d be nothing I could do, and that’s why

Friends should sleep in other beds
And friends should kiss me like you do

And I know that there’s a limit to everything
But my friends won’t love me like you
No, my friends won’t love me like you

Oh, my friends will never love me like you

-Ed Sheeran

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((OOC: This guy goes to a college near me and I think this is hilarious and I’m sharing it with you now.))

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“She’s on his mind day and night, Thinks he takes her for granted but to her surprise, He needs her more than she needs him. Won’t fight, no just walks away. Won’t tell his secrets just keeps them safe. That’s why she’s, she’s not just another face.”

You know that moment that comes along so rarely when you find a song and you are so taken aback you just end up saying “holy shit” quietly to yourself?

Yeah. This was one of those moments.

I gotta ramble a lil about how great trans Roxy and Rose is as a headcanon

It fits like unbelievably good. Let me set the stage for you:

Roxanne Lalonde is trans in a time where you can’t let anyone know and still have a life. They’ll humiliate you right out of your career and your family and your home.

Physiologically incapable of bearing children, is literally gifted a child strapped to a huge flaming chunk of deathrock from space. But the realities of being trans don’t change. She keeps it secret, and keeps her child safe. A mother will do what is best for her children.

As ???? Lalonde approaches puberty, she insists on being called Rose. Roxanne, an overtaxed scientist who leans on alcohol to cope with her stressful life and traumatic history, is overjoyed, and gleefully indulges her.

Rose, having no idea that her mother is transgender, interprets this as a passive-aggressive campaign of insults and acts in kind. She is afraid and bitter and has a royally fucked up family life.

Sburb happens. She enters the medium. She realizes her power. She ascends to godhood. She exits the universe, and enters another, and in this one, Roxy Lalonde lives alone save for a refuge of lil chess people.

And this Roxy Lalonde never has to hide anything from anyone. And the moment they meet, Rose suddenly understands: She was just like me all along.

anonymous asked:

If any of the FAHC betrayed the crew, which would it be and what's the reason for it? -Luna

I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really see any of them doing it? Maybe betrayal angst is just one I’m not all that good at writing haha. But any betrayal I see happening is one done to keep the other’s safe? Like leaving them all, doing something behind their backs. Or possibly doing something behind their backs to keep someone else they love a lot safe? But I don’t know if any of them will full out betray the others.

Fic prompt: J/C and the barrel churn

lenaguffi asked: There is this confession Jamie did in TFC book, you must remember: here is the passage from the book:

“Och, aye. Well, the worst was likely the time wi’ the butter churn.”

“Butter churn? Ah … the sort with the handle pokin’ up?” Father Kenneth’s tone encompassed a sad compassion for the lewd possibilities suggested by this.

“Oh, no, Father; it was a barrel churn. The sort that lies on its side, aye, with a wee handle to turn it? Well, it’s only that she was workin’ the churn with great vigor, and the laces of her bodice undone, so that her breasts wobbled to and fro, and the cloth clinging to her with the sweat of her work. Now, the churn was just the right height—and curved, aye?—so as make me think of bendin’ her across it and lifting her skirts, and—”

My mouth opened involuntarily in shock. That was my bodice he was describing, my breasts, and my butter churn! To say nothing of my skirts. I remembered that particular occasion quite vividly, and if it had started with an impure thought, it certainly hadn’t stopped there.”

Can you do a fanfic describing this scene in all the dirty details?? I will be forever grateful!

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