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The Secret Girlfiend Theory

Before anyone chortles at the title of this, please bear with me.  It’s something that, I think in the ending of the Sherlock series, actually makes sense if I had to dissect his relationships with women (romantically speaking).

Since so many people have enjoyed the “I Love You: A Man’s Perspective” post,  I also had a great talk with my hub about this new theory of mine, and again, his interpretation from a man’s perspective is really interesting.  We also had a very personal talk, which opened my eyes to something I didn’t know about him before.  I’ve asked if I can include it here and he’s totally cool with. He’s also completely amazed that people like our banter, but mostly he likes that it’s opened up new avenues of discussion in the fanbase.  I’ll denote in the post between our views for clarity.

A small disclaimer: this is merely my (and some of my dude’s) own personal view, coming from our own worldviews and experiences. In no way am I writing any meta, thoughts, or opinions that are meant to invalidate anyone else’s reading of the show or characters.  Everyone can have their view and their story, and it’s ok.  These are just ours.  Art and media is open to everyone’s interpretations.

This is another long one folks, so take a potty break now!

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anonymous asked:

A, B, C, D, F, H, O, for zoro and usopp please?

NSFW WARNING

Zoro

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

  • hmmm mostly he falls asleep right after

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

  • soo I think Zoro likes his s/o’s arms especially when they have a defined biceps and he loves his own arms and abs

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 

  • he’s not kinky so he doesn’t have a dirty secret either

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

  • oh yes under his pants is a lot of beautiful green hair

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) 

  • Zoro loves to receive oral YO he’s still a bit shy about it but he loves receiving it

Usopp

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

  • cuddly and cute and shy Usopp wants to be close to his partner and make some jokes

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

  • OK Usopp is pretentious about his entire body, but he loves his s/o’s face and neck

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

  • ok he would want to come inside his s/o

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

  • he’s kinda kinky, he likes sex toys and being penetrated from behind, but he’s shy about that

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

  • he’s in for being ridden, Usopp is a bit submissive

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

  • YES THEY DO, Usopp has such a pretty well groomed dick

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

  • Usopp is a goddamn pro at giving oral and he prefers it over receiving it

Newt’s finally finished writing his book, and, as promised, has brought copies for his friends.

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Jasmine Tookes wearing the $3 million, 450 carat Fantasy Bra at the Victoria Secret’s Fashion Show in Paris, November 30th, 2016

And I don’t want a never ending life
I just wanna be alive while I’m here

Who wants to bet that this was exactly what happened.

This was supposed to be a YoI secret santa gift for @ghostnamedcaseyart

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How To Get Christmas DLC Secret Route

yoooooo okay so I noticed there’s been a lot of confusion on how to get Unknown/Saeran’s route for Mystic Messenger’s DLC. I have gotten the Unknown route, so these steps will for sure get you into his route.

So with my gameplay, I didn’t participate in any of the first day chats. I started the DLC around 11:00 p.m. (21:00) and just read through all the missed chats. The only required chat from Day 1 is the 23:01 Christmas Soon! chat with 707 and Jaehee because after that chat, there’s a gamebranch. Overall, on Day 1 I got 9% participation. Therefore, I don’t think you need to specifically go for 707′s route, or anyone else’s for that matter. Of course, I didn’t get any Visual Novels on the second day because of the 9% participation lol. 

For Christmas Day, the 00:01 Ungrateful Christmas chat with Zen and 707 has specific answers that get you hearts for Unknown. I’m not sure if you need to choose those ones to get the route, but better safe than sorry. There are only two choices in that chat that give Unknown hearts:

  • Does that mean you have to practice all over again? That’s too much.
  • That’s right. I hope they treat their actors with more care.

After this chat, you will receive a text from Unknown. I chose “Yes. I want to know who you are.”


You have to participate in two other chats to get texts from Unknown: 

  • 08:43 Yoosung and C&R chat with Jumin and Jaehee
    • Choose “I’ll send you the address for the event. [Send address]
  • 16:07 All because of [Name] chat with 707 and Jaehee
    • Choose “It ends at 9. I’ll be waiting. You said you’d come find me soon.”

Participating in the  00:01 Ungrateful Christmas08:43 Yoosung and C&R, and 16:07 All because of [Name] chats are MANDATORY if you want to get into Unknown’s route. If you don’t answer them or get all of them, you won’t get his end. 


You’ll know if you got into his route if the 18:10 Reached the Goal chat appears. Have fun~~~ 

spread to your buds if they’re having trouble :)


NOTE: This is ONLY based on my gameplay. There are other ways to get into Unknown’s route!!  I only missed all of the first day chats because it was my fourth attempt to get onto his route, so I didn’t want to waste another full day. I reblogged this post and added some other info (mainly ways other people got into his route that were different from my method and some clarifications on my instructions), so if you don’t want to do what I did, you can check there too! It’s under the tag #CLARIFICATIONS. I haven’t tried their methods yet (I’ve only played for Unknown once), but if you’d like to try how they did it, go ahead! I also tagged them in it, just bc what they said to me were a little vague, so can send them questions if you want to. 

Honestly, my method was a pain just because I didn’t have the MAX SPEED button D: but it only took me around thirty minutes to go through all the missed chats instead of doing the whole day, so I thought that was fair LOL. 

i was listening to this song and i really don’t know what i was going for but after this long art block im happy i was able to finally chuck something out. all those in favor of Ari’s bby ponytail say aye. (and dante’s cute messy short hair)

When MC first joined the RFA
  • MC: What are your strengths?
  • 707: I fall in love easily.
  • MC: Okay... and what are your weaknesses?
  • 707: Those cute eyes of yours.