Bold - boyfriend
Italics - me
It was quite good.
Regina’s a bit of a bitch.
Why has no one noticed there’s seven dwarves living in this small town?
Rumplestiltskin is quite cool and I like him.
HE’S A SCARY GOLD MAN!
Snow White looks weird with no hair.
On this I concur…
Henry has issues.
I again, concur…
Why does Regina not notice him run all the way to Boston?
SHE DID. WHY DO YOU THINK THE SHERIFF WAS THERE?
Why was the state police not called?
I don’t think Storybrooke is even meant to exist…it’s full of fairy tale characters…
THEN WHO’S TAXING IT? AND ELECTRICITY?
I DON’T KNOW…REGINA PROBABLY DIDN’T THINK THESE THINGS THROUGH. SHE’S AN IDIOT…!
Why did Emma get put in jail for crashing her car? Surely she should have been taken to the hospital. Unless they are planning on charging her for DUI….
Everyone ends up in that exact jail cell (does anyone ever use the one Grumpy was in?) without being charged for shit…wow, police in Storybrooke are shit…