secretly plotting to destroy everything

What kind of cat you would be based on your sign

Aries: Destroys everything and is secretly plotting your death

Taurus: Not sure what to think about you humans kind of cat

Gemini: Meows over every little thing and is always roaming each room

Cancer: Doesn’t have a fucking clue what is going on

Leo: PEE ON ALL THE THINGS! Territorial as fuck

Virgo: I am very uncomfortable with you touching me human. Don’t do that. I don’t like that. Likes his/her alone time

Libra: Friendly kitty , likes all the humans. Nice human. Can I haz belly scratch? Oh thank you human.

Scorpio: HUMAN WHY ARE YOU PETTING THAT OTHER CAT . I AM YOURS . NO. BAD HUMAN.

Sagittarius: MUST BE FREE. I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. WHY YOU TOUCH ME. *secretly has a double life like perry the platypus*

Capricorn: Why are you holding me captive ? What have I done to you? Halp.

Aquarius: Doesn’t give a fuck about anything. SCRATCH ALL THE FURNITURE. Is giving you the middle finger when you turn your back.

Pisces: VERY EMOTIONAL. MUST RELEASE MY EMOTIONS. HUMAN , human. HUMAN. *cries internally*