Oh! Sorry! How about some MTMTE bots? I may ask for different continuities later...
That’s alright :)
Bot! s/o using cheesy pick-up lines
Rung has an amused smirk on his face. He lowers his glasses to peek at you with piercing optics, chuckling. And he shoots back the smoothest line you’ll ever hear. Cooling fans kick on all over the room. Rung, who said you get to be an adorable nerd and a sly casanova? It’s not fair, Rung.
Swerve eats it up. He tries to act all cool as he returns the sentiment, but he ends up sounding like a huge dweeb. You two have a competition for who can say the cheesiest pick up line. It lasts for days and there is no winner.
Whirl busts out laughing to cover up the fact that he’s actually flattered. He’s got some pick-up lines of his own, but they’re all lewd. He tells them to you very loudly. In public. Whirl, calm down.
Ultra Magnus is just. So, so flattered. He blushes and murmurs a soft “thank you” in response to your compliments. Later, he has some lines of his own, but they’re not really pick-up lines as much as they are flowery poems.
pretty cool how overwatch fans can have these like, ongoing emotionally tense debates over the ethics of pairing off two people who are maybe like 7 years apart in age and probably secretly both robots or something anyways whereas world of warcraft fans are just like “this wonderful unidimensional child prince could be either 17 or 25 or 9 at this point, there’s no way of knowing, but if he doesnt get married immediately in canon i am going to die in real life and take all of you with me”. anyways quit making posts online about anduins dick it’s a deeply deeply unsettling practice
[4/25/2013 5:50:26 PM] Mike Horowitz: I decided on the theme for next week. It's… [4/25/2013 5:50:44 PM] Mike Horowitz: “Secretly, a robot” [4/25/2013 5:57:43 PM] Daryl Toh: yay, ROBOTS! [4/25/2013 6:11:40 PM] Mike Horowitz: Bleep bloop [4/25/2013 6:11:45 PM] Mike Horowitz: Uh, I mean YEAH!
might be kind of a rarepair but idw starjack (starscream/wheeljack) headcanons? how did they confess? where do they go on dates etc etc? thank you!
(Hnnnn I love Starjack but I always feel like I write it OOC???)
It’s Starscream who approaches Wheeljack first!
The first time they go for a drink it’s not a date- no way! Wheeljack doesn’t trust Screamer as far as he can through him…But they could both use some company…
Basically these two are that uber-long slow-burn fic you read at 2AM on a school night. It starts off with them leaning on each other emotionally (because who else will they lean on?) and eventually they decide on a relationship.
Dates are usually business meetings or recharging together since they’re so busy.
Ssshhh they actually admire each other quite a bit!
Wheeljack would never admit it, but he gets a lil protective of Starscream after he finds out about all the abuse he used to deal with. Starscream secretly appreciates it.
A psychic firefighter trying to save his little sister who has become comatose due to her own psychic abilties
A Michavellian antihero who has killed herself and countless others throughout multiple timelines, internally living for thousands of years in an agonizing groundhog day loop until she can finally meet her goals
Another psychic antihero who has joined a detective agency, taking on outright traumatizing cases in the hopes of seeing his childhood friend again one day
A nurse who apparently also has latent psychic abilties and has no problems whatsoever with screwing over six billion people if it means keeping her family safe
A pioneer of robotics who has mind-swapped with his past self in order to avoid an apocalyptic disaster
Like Sigma, except instead of being a pioneer of robotics she's basically a time clone of herself
A little boy who is also secretly a robot controlled by a supercomputer that can access alternate timelines
A serial killer who rips out people's hearts in an attempt to feel empathy, who basically just signed on to this project for kicks
Do you have a time turner or something? You work out five days a week and write all the time and work and go to school and eat healthy and have a girlfriend and have a social life? How are you alive do you even sleep? Are you secretly a robot? How do you do it, honestly like life management goals
Lmfao you make it sound so neat and organized! I’m all over the place! I try to make room for everything but it’s pretty stressful. I wish I could cut back on writing and work but that’s life 🤷🏻♀️ I don’t really sleep that much tho, so sometimes I’ll wake up extra early and hit the gym first.