secretly a robot

Porter Robinson quote starters

  Source of quotes


“ my freaking fans are the freaking best. freak “

“ wow im so adorable wow wow “

“ fuck the sore throat fairy. “

“ one of my favorite memories of the last year was telling _____ about my new music and him offering to be my therapist “

“ i played stepmania in front of my manager today and he asked me what was wrong with me “

“ list of things my cold is keeping me from doing: breathing “

“ THESE JORDANS IS ELDERLY FUCCBOI “

“ i am and always have been secretly a robot “

“ my favorite feature is clicking to an unloaded part of the video, and youtube stops loading and forces you to refresh “

“ the entire athleticwear fad has been insanely convenient and comfy “

“ pump it up plebs “

“ tropical pineapple fuck offf “

“ this is me suppressing my hateriest impulses “

“ i forgot to breathe “

“ SECURITY GUARDS WERE THREATENING TO KILL EACH OTHER LMAO “

“ what’s an ekowraith “

“ this ‘very decent christmas’ compilation makes me wanna go to xmas party djed by ____ in a santa hat he doesnt seem to know he’s wearing“

“ SHE WENT INNNNNNNNNNNN “

“ you guys are my favorites (i have favorites). “

“ i’m being an insomniac piece of shit “

“ i will fuck you up at age of empires “

“ y'all are some straight-up buttlickers for not sending me or even telling me about krmt “

“ attn all boyfriends of twitter: may you all give jim halpert-tier gifts this year “

“ I’ll be the one dying “

“ Ideally, I’d be waking up at 7am on my farm “

“ untz untz untz untz “

“ Ay I will ay~ “

“ i tossed that fucker off “

“ Stand up and get out of my cool guy crouch “

“ Now i know how Olympic athletes feel “

“ I’m making smoke over here “

“ Our beautiful child has be ruined “

“ I’m starting to make weird faces, i can feel it “

“ we are definitely absolutely in the club “

“ my hand hurts! “

“ And there’s no question i think that i like cute things and shit “

“ These are kind of like Star Wars galaxies “

“ i like crying about moe girls “

“ put a fucking shirt on you bro “

“ im fucking crying and sad “

“ oh man, in game music is playing “

“ windows media player, killin it “

“ i’m the realist “

“ you can be a guy who plays a weird flute “

“ i was lmaoin “

“ now that i have your attention, check this out: people in australia think it’s funny that we say “badass” “

“ funny meme rukes. good shit “

“ I dreamed last night that I met Wolfgang Gartner. He didn’t know Say my Name. “

“ name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-nam “

“ this baristas name is tiff tiff “

“ neek thiyah “

“ meme-free since 1992 “

“ i couldnt find the version of the tour poster that had giraffage’s name on it so i improvised with ms paint “

“ .. join us…. “

“ (glances at watch, groans) “

“ im looking forward to corporate twitter accounts attempting the doge meme well into the year 2017 “

“ i woke up at 6:00 AM feeling sick and having a weird, delirious dream about needing to turn in a mixtape today “

“ eating poutine does nothing for me. “

“ im pretty sure the best way to characterize the amount of ice cream i just ate is “illegal” “

“ when someone starts talking while i’m trying to show them a song, i will 1) hate them 2) passive aggressively triple the volume right away “

“ I just burned the hell out of my hand on steam. “

“ WE GET TO LIVE ON A FUCKING SCIFI PLANET WHERE THERE’S GIANT AMORPHOUS NEBULAS OF FLOATING WATER IN THE SKY “

“ You got gengar eyes “

“ someone just approached me & asked 1. are you in a rockband 2. are you on the Disney channel “because you look famous”. answered yes to both “

“ snapchats i have received so far: shirtless dudes, videos of college girls smoking blunts, pictures of cats “

“ that sneeze felt so good that i got chills “

thirtythreebetadelta  asked:

Oh! Sorry! How about some MTMTE bots? I may ask for different continuities later...

That’s alright :)

Bot! s/o using cheesy pick-up lines

Rung has an amused smirk on his face. He lowers his glasses to peek at you with piercing optics, chuckling. And he shoots back the smoothest line you’ll ever hear. Cooling fans kick on all over the room. Rung, who said you get to be an adorable nerd and a sly casanova? It’s not fair, Rung.

Swerve eats it up. He tries to act all cool as he returns the sentiment, but he ends up sounding like a huge dweeb. You two have a competition for who can say the cheesiest pick up line. It lasts for days and there is no winner. 

Whirl busts out laughing to cover up the fact that he’s actually flattered. He’s got some pick-up lines of his own, but they’re all lewd. He tells them to you very loudly. In public. Whirl, calm down.

Ultra Magnus is just. So, so flattered. He blushes and murmurs a soft “thank you” in response to your compliments. Later, he has some lines of his own, but they’re not really pick-up lines as much as they are flowery poems. 

pretty cool how overwatch fans can have these like, ongoing emotionally tense debates over the ethics of pairing off two people who are maybe like 7 years apart in age and probably secretly both robots or something anyways whereas world of warcraft fans are just like “this wonderful unidimensional child prince could be either 17 or 25 or 9 at this point, there’s no way of knowing, but if he doesnt get married immediately in canon i am going to die in real life and take all of you with me”. anyways quit making posts online about anduins dick it’s a deeply deeply unsettling practice

anonymous asked:

might be kind of a rarepair but idw starjack (starscream/wheeljack) headcanons? how did they confess? where do they go on dates etc etc? thank you!

(Hnnnn I love Starjack but I always feel like I write it OOC???)

  • It’s Starscream who approaches Wheeljack first!
  • The first time they go for a drink it’s not a date- no way! Wheeljack doesn’t trust Screamer as far as he can through him…But they could both use some company…
  • Basically these two are that uber-long slow-burn fic you read at 2AM on a school night. It starts off with them leaning on each other emotionally (because who else will they lean on?) and eventually they decide on a relationship.
  • Dates are usually business meetings or recharging together since they’re so busy.
  • Ssshhh they actually admire each other quite a bit!
  • Wheeljack would never admit it, but he gets a lil protective of Starscream after he finds out about all the abuse he used to deal with. Starscream secretly appreciates it.

anonymous asked:

(Date thingy) 6'1, likes books, the color green and purple, and secretly has robot children 💜💚

yOU’RE 6'1 LIKE I’D DO IT BUT I CANT LOOK SO SMALL N WEAK COMPARED TO SOMEONE ELSE OH MY GOD

anonymous asked:

How is all your art amazing?! I don't understand how you make so many amazing drawings.

Thank you ! But honestly same I think I’m secretly a robot who draw every time 👀

  • Carlos: A psychic firefighter trying to save his little sister who has become comatose due to her own psychic abilties
  • Akane: A Michavellian antihero who has killed herself and countless others throughout multiple timelines, internally living for thousands of years in an agonizing groundhog day loop until she can finally meet her goals
  • Junpei: Another psychic antihero who has joined a detective agency, taking on outright traumatizing cases in the hopes of seeing his childhood friend again one day
  • Diana: A nurse who apparently also has latent psychic abilties and has no problems whatsoever with screwing over six billion people if it means keeping her family safe
  • Sigma: A pioneer of robotics who has mind-swapped with his past self in order to avoid an apocalyptic disaster
  • Phi: Like Sigma, except instead of being a pioneer of robotics she's basically a time clone of herself
  • Q: A little boy who is also secretly a robot controlled by a supercomputer that can access alternate timelines
  • Mira: A serial killer who rips out people's hearts in an attempt to feel empathy, who basically just signed on to this project for kicks
  • Eric: He sells ice cream

anonymous asked:

Do you have a time turner or something? You work out five days a week and write all the time and work and go to school and eat healthy and have a girlfriend and have a social life? How are you alive do you even sleep? Are you secretly a robot? How do you do it, honestly like life management goals

Lmfao you make it sound so neat and organized! I’m all over the place! I try to make room for everything but it’s pretty stressful. I wish I could cut back on writing and work but that’s life 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t really sleep that much tho, so sometimes I’ll wake up extra early and hit the gym first.

anonymous asked:

Question for the mun. When do you sleep? You respond at 5 a.m. then are back on again at 8 a.m. Does any of StudioTale sleep? Are you all secretly robots?

No we are all robots. We are just really good at hiding it.

i made a 7 page book thing of quotes from port port (yes i need help)

“ my freaking fans are the freaking best. freak “

-Perder Ribbetson

“ wow im so adorable wow wow “

-port port

“ fuck the sore throat fairy. “

-actually me

“ one of my favorite memories of the last year was telling diplo about my new music and him offering to be my therapist “

-porter (lol do I have to do this for everyone?)

“ i played stepmania in front of my manager today and he asked me what was wrong with me “

-Port

“ list of things my cold is keeping me from doing: breathing “

-my life

“ THESE JORDANS IS ELDERLY FUCCBOI “

-an overgrown fuckboi

“ i am and always have been secretly a robot “

-of course it’s porter

“ my favorite feature is clicking to an unloaded part of the video, and youtube stops loading and forces you to refresh “

-perder

“ the entire athleticwear fad has been insanely convenient and comfy “

-pert pert

“ pump it up plebs “

-phorter rhobensun

“ tropical pineapple fuck offf “

-porduer

“ this is me suppressing my hateriest impulses “

Ribbetson, port ribbetson

“ i forgot to breathe “

-also me

“ SECURITY GUARDS WERE THREATENING TO KILL EACH OTHER LMAO “

-what is the context god

“ what’s an ekowraith “

-same

“ this ‘very decent christmas’ compilation makes me wanna go to xmas party djed by ____ in a santa hat he doesnt seem to know he’s wearing“

-@dillonfrancis

“ SHE WENT INNNNNNNNNNNN “

-all the drama in my life

“ you guys are my favorites (i have favorites). “

-me @ my mutuals

“ i’m being an insomniac piece of shit “

-im gonna start putting port again smh

“ i will fuck you up at age of empires “

-i lied me 2

“ y'all are some straight-up buttlickers for not sending me or even telling me about krmt “

-also, context, where is it.

“ attn all boyfriends of twitter: may you all give jim halpert-tier gifts this year “

-porter potty

“ I’ll be the one dying “

-also a straight up quote from me

“ Ideally, I’d be waking up at 7am on my farm “

-my relatives

“ untz untz untz untz “

-me trying to describe dubstep

“ Ay I will ay~ “

-shelter in 4 words

“ i tossed that fucker off “

-the stepmania livestream

“ Stand up and get out of my cool guy crouch “

-port

“ Now i know how Olympic athletes feel “

-port

“ I’m making smoke over here “

-porther

“ Our beautiful child has be ruined “

-did he just ca-OH LORD HE DID

“ I’m starting to make weird faces, i can feel it “

-me during my math finals

“ we are definitely absolutely in the club “

-tiesto (lol jk it porter)

“ my hand hurts! “

-my ex

“ And there’s no question i think that i like cute things and shit “

-porter-chan

“ These are kind of like Star Wars galaxies “

-porter

“ i like crying about moe girls “

-me being a piece of lesbian trash

“ put a fucking shirt on you bro “

-same

“ im fucking crying and sad “

-me everyday

“ oh man, in game music is playing “

-porter

“ windows media player, killin it “

-my dad because hes said the exact sentence before

“ i’m the realist “

-none of my irl friends

“ you can be a guy who plays a weird flute “

-porter (also once again, context)

“ i was lmaoin “

-porter

“ now that i have your attention, check this out: people in australia think it’s funny that we say “badass” “

-lol, foreigners

“ funny meme rukes. good shit “

-porter

“ I dreamed last night that I met Wolfgang Gartner. He didn’t know Say my Name. “

-portwer

“name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-nam “

-me in class

“ this baristas name is tiff tiff “

-porter

“ neek thiyah “

-what

“ meme-free since 1992 “

-i wish

“ i couldnt find the version of the tour poster that had giraffage’s name on it so i improvised with ms paint “

-my life

“ .. join us…. “

-my mom with dinner

“ (glances at watch, groans) “

-port

“ im looking forward to corporate twitter accounts attempting the doge meme well into the year 2017 “

-port

“ i woke up at 6:00 AM feeling sick and having a weird, delirious dream about needing to turn in a mixtape today “

-port

“ eating poutine does nothing for me. “

-perder

“ im pretty sure the best way to characterize the amount of ice cream i just ate is “illegal”

-same dude

“ when someone starts talking while i’m trying to show them a song, i will 1) hate them 2) passive aggressively triple the volume right away “

-SHOW ME EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS NOT ME IN EVERY WAY SHAPE AND FORM

“ I just burned the hell out of my hand on steam. “

-porht

“ WE GET TO LIVE ON A FUCKING SCIFI PLANET WHERE THERE’S GIANT AMORPHOUS NEBULAS OF FLOATING WATER IN THE SKY “

-worlds live

“ You got gengar eyes “

-port

“ someone just approached me & asked 1. are you in a rockband 2. are you on the Disney channel “because you look famous”. answered yes to both “

-me

“ snapchats i have received so far: shirtless dudes, videos of college girls smoking blunts, pictures of cats “

-my time on sc

“ that sneeze felt so good that i got chills “

-porter

i went to the Miku expo in LA. It was amazing, i cried

-portregyu

i had a super-long, super-detailed & mega realistic (lol) dream about me and a younger avril lavigne having the charmingest romance ever :(

-pot

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree i see

-@ME BEING HELLA SHADY TOWARDS PEOPLE LMAO

you’re high on the finest noisia kush

-me

I’m going to be front row center for your set at Ultra. I’ll be the one dying

-me that one year i went to ultra

NOPE, WRONG

-my math hw

can you show me that video of baby zedd playing salsa?

-bc fuck calling him anton

emo dillon is kinda believable what with the inverted crosses and soft grunge. i think actually i prefer sad dill

-we all do

MY BABY MOMMA

-@madeon

i want bubble tea and crepes and just all the cavities

-if he is not the purest thing

don’t hit people

-violence in america bc we’re fucked

don’t cry, but sleep tight

-we needed a semi serious one in here somewhere

is it possible to literally cry for 100% of a flight across the entire diameter of the continental USA? This Fucking Baby tries to find out

-this made me laugh for a solid 2 minutes because it hit too close to home

one time when i was djing a pool party i tried to start an audience clap but everyone was holding drinks. i’m cool

-i read it in hugo’s voice

i wash the shit out of my hair daily

-off topic but why cant you paste things in the google doc its v frustrating when ur doing this from twitter

“i have a right to my opinion” is such a stupid defense. nobody is infringing on your right to hold your awful views by criticizing them

-fucking incinerated

i laugh my ass off every time i get the manual tsa patdown. i’m so ticklish, it definitely weirds them out

-this is 6 pages long

attn all girls with bangs and/or weird hair colors: hi

-hello

that is so fucking strange because i felt a strong compulsion to get on the mic and say “shouts to my waifu”

-pord

gonna invent a showerhead that follows me around everywhere so i never have to get out, keeping me happy and soaking everything

-me being an intovert

eight consecutive songs i didn’t skip. itunes shuffle is slaying right now

-cant relate

i took off my glasses and oops i’m hot

-FUCKING. ME.

yo dudes: do you ever see a girl so fine you accidentally throw yourself off a tall building

-perht

bout that kawaii life

-same

This is my award ceremony virginity. I’m a changed man. It’s a big day

-pord

getting addicted to boba was a bad idea

-tbh

QUEEN. SLAY. FUCK ME

-portgo

ok now that the world cup is over i feel safe telling u that until this month i thought FIFA was just the name of the videogame series lmao

-port

i can’t really fuck with drugs… i already take like three showers a day and constantly fuck my stomach with coffee. i am too immoderate

-this is so great i should make a playlist to go with this

iS THAT A MEME I SEE

-ribbetson

seeing my song get called “gay” makes me glad bc it means my music doesnt appeal to scumbags whod use that word pejoratively in the year 2014

-this quote is literally on my wall

the best hate tweet i ever got was “hey loser go hang out with your imaginary robot girl” i was like hell yes this dude gets it

-im too deep into twitter and tumblr for it to be healthy anymore

good evening twitter. ten minutes ago i accidentally stepped on a face-up razor and made a nice flap in my foot. massive bandaging ensued

-how in the seven hells

coffee and dogs are the two things in this universe that i can’t find fault in

-me honestly

i just tried oculus rift for the first time and i nearly cried

-an emotional basketcase

I want to give you all of the chills

-deddi

im a nerd

-no shit

Drinking coffee in the shower because I am a disgusting hedonistic creature

-port

oh shit sorry dude, didn’t mean to barf all over your “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” t-shirt

-pordhoe

MY LIFE IS SO ANIME MY LIFE IS SO FASHEN WOW

-this lowkey sounds like a lyric you’d hear in a lil wayne song

MY HAIR MONSTER IS RETUNING

-i feel this

EMBRACE YOUR THIRST HUMAN DESIRE IS BEAUTIFUL AND GOOD

-me

i cannot calm down or shut up

-i have never typed so much for any essay or school paper in my liFE.

I AM SENPAI

-my fingers hurt so bad but i will survive

i am extremely diligent and never late and thus did not eat my toast on the way to school

-i went so far back this was from August 4, 2013

hotel cleaning lady just barged in and saw me nakie. that shit ain’t free

-port

some dude literally just yelled “fuck you hipster” at me from his car

-prt rbnson

what happened to the big cheeto

-prttrrrrrgnfvb

how do i reconcile my insane wanderlust

-why are none of these in the form of a question

check out me l a s e r s

-to be read in a pirate accent

tropical pineapple fuck offf

-im supposed to be writing an entry essay for high school but im finishing this

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

-THE CONTEXT IS HIM DESCRIBING THE FSS EDIT MEMEMEMEME

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most of these are from @porterrobinsonquotes so yea cREDIT BC THAT SHIT IS COOL.

i was supposed to be writing an entry essay for a high school I’m going to but this was obviously more important so yea, all my favorite quotes from porter.

(which are all of them)

Pidge secretly hoping Shiro’s robot arm has vibration functions. And if it doesn’t, Pidge asking Shiro if she can mod it so it does.

Shiro lets her but he keeps accidentally setting it off at awkward moments. Like he has dinner with the other paladins and suddenly BZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Pidge stops dead, Lance losing his fucking mind, Keith doesn’t get what’s so funny, Hunk is like “come on guys im trying to eat here”.