secretly a robot

anonymous asked:

root,,,,, is she a star wars or star trek fan?

root is a gone girl lesbian

Porter Robinson quote starters

  Source of quotes


“ my freaking fans are the freaking best. freak “

“ wow im so adorable wow wow “

“ fuck the sore throat fairy. “

“ one of my favorite memories of the last year was telling _____ about my new music and him offering to be my therapist “

“ i played stepmania in front of my manager today and he asked me what was wrong with me “

“ list of things my cold is keeping me from doing: breathing “

“ THESE JORDANS IS ELDERLY FUCCBOI “

“ i am and always have been secretly a robot “

“ my favorite feature is clicking to an unloaded part of the video, and youtube stops loading and forces you to refresh “

“ the entire athleticwear fad has been insanely convenient and comfy “

“ pump it up plebs “

“ tropical pineapple fuck offf “

“ this is me suppressing my hateriest impulses “

“ i forgot to breathe “

“ SECURITY GUARDS WERE THREATENING TO KILL EACH OTHER LMAO “

“ what’s an ekowraith “

“ this ‘very decent christmas’ compilation makes me wanna go to xmas party djed by ____ in a santa hat he doesnt seem to know he’s wearing“

“ SHE WENT INNNNNNNNNNNN “

“ you guys are my favorites (i have favorites). “

“ i’m being an insomniac piece of shit “

“ i will fuck you up at age of empires “

“ y'all are some straight-up buttlickers for not sending me or even telling me about krmt “

“ attn all boyfriends of twitter: may you all give jim halpert-tier gifts this year “

“ I’ll be the one dying “

“ Ideally, I’d be waking up at 7am on my farm “

“ untz untz untz untz “

“ Ay I will ay~ “

“ i tossed that fucker off “

“ Stand up and get out of my cool guy crouch “

“ Now i know how Olympic athletes feel “

“ I’m making smoke over here “

“ Our beautiful child has be ruined “

“ I’m starting to make weird faces, i can feel it “

“ we are definitely absolutely in the club “

“ my hand hurts! “

“ And there’s no question i think that i like cute things and shit “

“ These are kind of like Star Wars galaxies “

“ i like crying about moe girls “

“ put a fucking shirt on you bro “

“ im fucking crying and sad “

“ oh man, in game music is playing “

“ windows media player, killin it “

“ i’m the realist “

“ you can be a guy who plays a weird flute “

“ i was lmaoin “

“ now that i have your attention, check this out: people in australia think it’s funny that we say “badass” “

“ funny meme rukes. good shit “

“ I dreamed last night that I met Wolfgang Gartner. He didn’t know Say my Name. “

“ name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-name-and-you-can-nam “

“ this baristas name is tiff tiff “

“ neek thiyah “

“ meme-free since 1992 “

“ i couldnt find the version of the tour poster that had giraffage’s name on it so i improvised with ms paint “

“ .. join us…. “

“ (glances at watch, groans) “

“ im looking forward to corporate twitter accounts attempting the doge meme well into the year 2017 “

“ i woke up at 6:00 AM feeling sick and having a weird, delirious dream about needing to turn in a mixtape today “

“ eating poutine does nothing for me. “

“ im pretty sure the best way to characterize the amount of ice cream i just ate is “illegal” “

“ when someone starts talking while i’m trying to show them a song, i will 1) hate them 2) passive aggressively triple the volume right away “

“ I just burned the hell out of my hand on steam. “

“ WE GET TO LIVE ON A FUCKING SCIFI PLANET WHERE THERE’S GIANT AMORPHOUS NEBULAS OF FLOATING WATER IN THE SKY “

“ You got gengar eyes “

“ someone just approached me & asked 1. are you in a rockband 2. are you on the Disney channel “because you look famous”. answered yes to both “

“ snapchats i have received so far: shirtless dudes, videos of college girls smoking blunts, pictures of cats “

“ that sneeze felt so good that i got chills “

  • Carlos: A psychic firefighter trying to save his little sister who has become comatose due to her own psychic abilties
  • Akane: A Michavellian antihero who has killed herself and countless others throughout multiple timelines, internally living for thousands of years in an agonizing groundhog day loop until she can finally meet her goals
  • Junpei: Another psychic antihero who has joined a detective agency, taking on outright traumatizing cases in the hopes of seeing his childhood friend again one day
  • Diana: A nurse who apparently also has latent psychic abilties and has no problems whatsoever with screwing over six billion people if it means keeping her family safe
  • Sigma: A pioneer of robotics who has mind-swapped with his past self in order to avoid an apocalyptic disaster
  • Phi: Like Sigma, except instead of being a pioneer of robotics she's basically a time clone of herself
  • Q: A little boy who is also secretly a robot controlled by a supercomputer that can access alternate timelines
  • Mira: A serial killer who rips out people's hearts in an attempt to feel empathy, who basically just signed on to this project for kicks
  • Eric: He sells ice cream

Pidge secretly hoping Shiro’s robot arm has vibration functions. And if it doesn’t, Pidge asking Shiro if she can mod it so it does.

Shiro lets her but he keeps accidentally setting it off at awkward moments. Like he has dinner with the other paladins and suddenly BZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Pidge stops dead, Lance losing his fucking mind, Keith doesn’t get what’s so funny, Hunk is like “come on guys im trying to eat here”.

15 things that make me happy

aye tagged by @scp1730 thanks love u

  1. concerts
  2. magical girl anime
  3. dating sims
  4. public speaking
  5. when animals sit on me or next to me
  6. good makeup days
  7. american crime dramas
  8. golf (im secretly 60 years old)
  9. robots
  10. klance
  11. naps that last all afternoon
  12. pokemon
  13. this song + the video !! both are instant mood boosters
  14. yamaguchi tadashi
  15. vodka lmao

tagging: UM i am too nervous to tag anyone so i will just. quietly leave

Why were jungle heroes so important in the early 20th Century?

I can’t possibly be more excited about Captain America: Civil War. One of the major reasons is that it will be the movie debut of one of my favorite Avengers, if not my favorite Avenger: the Black Panther, a jungle king hero in the style of Tarzan, who is interesting because he combines the usual tradition of the jungle hero with scifi elements. For instance, when going on a jungle expedition, his load bearing Askari porters are all secretly robots, which he uses to keep his equipment and panther costume. The Black Panther was added to the Avengers because writer Roy Thomas was a huge Tarzan fan and wanted a Tarzan type hero on the team. But what’s interesting is how rare jungle heroes are now, compared to how huge they were in the early 20th Century.  

Why were jungle heroes such a big thing in the early 20th Century?

There were several reasons: 

There was a belief that two major trends of the early 20th Century, urban living and repetitive industrial jobs, stole men’s masculinity, and only by a return to the primal wilderness could we get it back. 

The two figures that represented manliness the most in this era were Theodore Roosevelt (who founded the National Parks system) and Tarzan. This belief started to express itself in many other ways. For instance, this was also the age that the Boy Scouts were founded, and boys started to go to summer camps.

The average person didn’t travel, so wilderness settings were unfathomably exotic. Try to imagine a world with no air travel, where transatlantic commercial flights didn’t exist until 1939. In 1920, a ship could take 6 days to travel from New York to Paris. If travel takes that long, it means that, usually, ordinary people didn’t do it. Could YOU take two weeks off your job just to head to Paris and come back? It’s pretty accurate to say that the average Westerner, before 1940, never traveled internationally for pleasure. 

Here’s a serious question many people might not have considered: in today’s world, why do we love space travel? Because it’s unusual, outside of the ordinary world outside of our windows, and because anything can happen there. For the same reason, people who never traveled thought of the jungle, which might as well be the surface of the Moon.

The public started to have a lot of contact with exotic animals for the first time. Let me be clear: Zoos were not new in the early 20th Century. Zoos have been around since Roman times and Ancient China. But zoos open to the public absolutely were new. The average person on the street having the leisure time to visit a zoo, that was new. A huge mass of people living in large cities where zoos existed was also something that was new. These three factors combined made the public zoo-mad. If you ever watch a 1920s-1940s movie, notice how much time people spend in zoos on dates and for other events.

All that said, it doesn’t surprise me that jungle heroes would start to make a comeback in 2016. Not only do we have the Black Panther in Marvel, there’s also a Jungle Book movie, we also have a big budget Tarzan film. If there’s a defining spirit of our age, it’s anxiety over the ability to make a living. It’s now true that automation has finally reached a point where more jobs are lost due to machinery than will be regained in tech jobs, a trend that every sign shows will continue forever, resulting in stagnant wages and a gig economy of zero-stability part time jobs. Even driving will be replaced by self-driving cars and trucks eventually. If you define masculinity, and your worth as a man, by self-sufficiency and the ability to take care of your family, something that is gradually being eroded, it’s easy to see why the return of jungle heroes would have appeal. 

Ladies of PoI Art/Fic Challenge

To celebrate Person of Interest’s many incredible ladies, we decided to hold an ongoing challenge for all artists and writers of the fandom. 

While we adore all the badass ladies that the PoI writers have been throwing our way recently - and let’s admit, since the beginning of the show the ladies have been freaking awesome - there is so little we know about them. What does Zoe Morgan do when she’s not busy being the coolest? Was Joss Carter a nerd when she was a kid? Is Iris Campbell secretly a robot assassin? Who knows?

The idea behind this challenge is to rectify that lack of stories about our fantastic ladies by creating more and more stories, headcanons and art about them. Let’s celebrate their diversity - be it queer, women of color, coming from rich or poor backgrounds… Let’s all flood our dashes and the PoI AO3 tags with stories and images of the best ladies on TV.

To join us in this challenge, it’s really simple. Pick a table of prompts and a character, send us an ask to claim it as your own, and write, draw, gif, etc! 

Check out the rules and FAQ page for more info!