secret vampire meeting

I had a dream that I found myself underground in the midst of a super secret meeting between Vampires and Werewolves. And I was like ‘Oh Sweet Lord I’m going to die. I’m a mere mortal this is the end.“ But they didn’t even take notice of me. And the Vampire Lord and the Pack Leader went up on this big stone dais and the room went completely quiet.Then the Vampire was like, "As always we must be careful with our food sources. We must feed on those most deserving. My lupine brother and I have reached a most desirable solution. From this moment forward we shall only feast upon the flesh of-” And then the Werewolf howled, “MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS!!!

And confetti was everywhere and balloons dropped from the ceiling and a disco ball appeared and Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” started playing.