secret government projects

When someone tells me Tron Uprising is for kids because it’s a Disney cartoon:

Episode 1: martial law, personality cult complete with giant statues.

Episodes 2-3: forced gladiator games.

Episode 4: nonchalant endangering of the whole city because of large-scale industrial projects.

Episode 5: identity theft.

Episode 6: silencing of witnesses by exterminting a whole building (a hospital. no less) because of a fugitive sighting.

Episode 7: combat performance-enhancing drugs.

Episode 8: witch hunts. Also, framing via memory modification. Also, public executions.

Episodes 9-10: riots against refugees, with provokers. Also, torture. Also, brainwashing.

Episode 11: hostages taken by the government to draw out a rebel.

Episode 12: relatively tame, “only“ featuring unpaid work under pain of death.

Episode 13: a mad omnicidal genius terrorist; also, forced labor for citizens on a top secret government project.

Episode 14: potentially lethal torture of political dissidents.

Episode 15: government-sanctioned mass mind control, complete with experimentation on unwitting citizens.

Episode 16: attempted lethal pursuit of a fugutuve by the government, with total disregard for the lives of hundreds of passengers.

Episode 17: weapon testing on prison inmates; memory modification; framing a political opponent and sentencing her to death without a trial; silencing people with what is effectively a mild form of lobotomy.

Episode 18: terror bombings, hostage crisis.

Episode 19: weaponized terminal illness; more severe brainwashing.

If you were a brilliant geneticist, working on a secret government genetic engineering project, and your fiancee dumped you because your sperm were not viable, what would you do to resolve your mid-life crisis? Dr. Gino Conti creates his own son by combining reptilian and human DNA, but discovers fatherhood an extraordinary challenge when his son’s anger management issues include eating people.

So … this is a thing.

“The Montauk Project”  Acrylic on wood panel, 2015

The Montauk Project is a series of secret United States government projects conducted at Camp Hero, the old Montauk Air Force Station in Montauk, Long Island for the purpose of developing psychological warfare techniques and exotic research including time travel, mind control, teleportation, time portals, psychic manifestation, contact with alien life, alien technology, underground tunnels as well as connections to the occult. 

Yes, this was actually a thing. Coming from McCall’s Great American Recipe Card Collection of 1973, Ham and Bananas Hollandaise was a secret government project introduced to distract an innocent public with something worse than the oil embargo. To create this potassium horror, I sprinkled the helpless bananas with lemon juice, wrapped them in ham, smothered them in mustard, and baked the lot for 10 minutes, pausing only to douse them in viscous hollandaise.

The finished dish smelled liked a banana slaughterhouse, but for the good of culinary archaeology, I dug right in. The end result was OK going down, but two cans of Coke and a mouthful of Listerine did nothing for the lingering aftertaste. Important note: If your face assumes a thousand-yard stare after eating something, there is something wrong with that food.

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The 15 year old walked through the streets thinking it was gonna be a normal day. But her usual days weren’t exactly normal. Hunting down and taking down villains and criminals. Helping in top secret government projects. You name it, she’s done it.

What will today hold for her….