secret evolution

It’s around a week until my GCSEs begin! I’m slightly scared and slightly excited at the same time. 

This evening, after maths intervention and a French lesson, I revised evolution as core biology is my third exam and this was a topic I hadn’t studied much. When I haven’t been revising this week I’ve been reading The Secret History (it’s so good! I finished it last night and now I think it’s one of my favourite books). I also bought the stripy jumper and grey cardigan this week and both are so comfy! Sorry about the interesting, slightly dubious quality of my photo editing. 

Good luck to everyone sitting any exams in the next few weeks and if you have sat exams, I hope they have gone well! 

Darcy/Loki, Secret Marriage

for @evolution-of-magic

8. Secret Relationship/Marriage

Loki’s lips pressed firmly against hers the second the door slammed behind them.  “Did you see the look in his eyes when you said no?” he murmured.  “He wanted you and had no idea you were my wife…”

Darcy snorted back a laugh.  “I think you get off entirely too much on this secretly married thing.  If I didn’t know any better, I’d say it was a kink…That guy just wanted to get coffee, nothing else.”  

“You’re telling me it’s not the slightest bit arousing to think that no other woman but you can have me?”  He asked, his lips trailing down her jaw towards her throat.  “And he wanted more than coffee, Darcy…”  

She hummed, losing herself in his kisses.  “Whatever freezes your ice, Babe…” 


9 by Shane Acker “Understanding that the backstory of 9 is steeped in ancient occultism gives the movie’s storyline a specific color: It describes the world as seen by members of occult secret societies. The evolution of the characters in 9 tells it all.”


get to know me meme : [2/5] favourite male actors ➩ David Duchovny 

My favorite parts of work as an actor and a director are those unplanned mistakes that do happen, because it’s like catching lightning in a bottle. It’s the best part of what we do.❞



Since Saitama’s secret for getting strong has finally been revealed in the anime, I share a couple ways your average every day otaku could go about getting some serious badass results with this workout routine and Knock a fools block off 


(via Otaku Evolution Episode 6 - Lupin III: Secret of Mamo (Part 2) - Video Dailymotion)

I plan on re-recording this early one. I plan on re-recording plenty of these. Same review, just better audio.

Why the fuck do so many companies have no grasp of what their customers want?

Apple: better hardware? Nah, let’s remove all the necessary components to make it thinner

Clothing Companies: lol pockets

Movie Studios: Hear me out: a Patrick Stewart as the poop emoji

Facebook: you know how users have been demanding a dislike button for 10 years? Let’s periodically find new ways to remind them of how cringeworthy they were 3 years ago

Cartoon Network: You don’t want Steven Universe, you want Teen Titans Go!

Valve: Why would we want to make Halflife or Portal 3? We make operating systems now

Gamefreak: Mega evolutions? Secret bases? Missingno.? Fuck no, let’s make another Pikachu knockoff!

The United States Government: Affordable tuition and healtcare? Nah, let’s give them a fat nazi cheezit