Goes down smooth
(Context: We’re playing Curse of Strahd. We find a secret room behind a bookcase. It is filled with books, and a single chest with a skeleton collapsed on top of it.)
Bard (OOC): Is it a real skeleton or like, stone?
DM: You have no idea.
Cleric: I’ll lick it!
(At this point all of us go quiet and stare at her.)
Cleric: It’s how you tell between stone or bone - it’s a texture thing!
DM: Do you…actually lick it?
Cleric (OOC): Yes!
DM: …It’s a very real skeleton.
Cleric: It’s real!
Bard: WHAT THE FUCK?!