secret audition

True Ending: The audit means nothing and we all forget about this in two months.

Normal Ending: The audit means nothing but Jill Stein secretly uses some of her funding to create a crystalline catalyst which connects her to a spirit god that gives her enough energy to make the Greens viable in 2020.

Good Ending: The audit reveals widespread tampering in Trump’s favor. His presidency is overturned and the GOP is humiliated. Hillary becomes the first wokebae president. America is destroyed in a nuclear war with Russia two years later.

Bad Ending: The audit reveals widespread tampering in Trump’s favor. His presidency is overturned, but people refuse to accept the new results. Civil war breaks out and life becomes hell for everyone in the US except for depraved militia leaders. The US government eventually falls and the states break up into separate dictatorships. California doesn’t even notice that anything has happened.

Secret Ending: The audit reveals that Trump’s victory was wider than anyone could have possibly imagined. Democrats are completely humiliated and disappear for the next 8 years.

Joke Ending: Jeb!

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