in case you wanted even more shiro and matt galaxy garrison headcanons,,here u go….take a sip
if it wasn’t for Matt, Shiro would’ve eaten junk food everyday. Matt is 90% of his impulse control when it comes to this sort of thing
Matt: Shiro, you can’t eat mac and cheese for every meal.
Shiro: ??? uh YEAH I can
Matt: it’s not even real mac and cheese! You’re eating a microwaveable cup of Kraft! And you didn’t even microwave it!
Shiro, eating dry-ass, uncooked mac: maybe so
Mornings in their dorm room are…interesting, to say the least
Matt’s wake-up alarm for them is Africa by Toto but it’s bass-boosted to hell and it scares the shit out of Shiro every morning
Matt cannot function without coffee, he’s too impatient to go all the way to the dining hall to get a cup so he literally has 3 different expensive af coffee makers in their room
Shiro: *drinking out of a mug*
Matt: oh, what kind of coffee did you make?
Shiro: I didn’t. I poured some Pepsi into the filter. Want some?
Matt was the VINE KING of Galaxy Garrison
he took videos of people in class when they weren’t looking/expecting it and edited them together to the beat of a meme song
he has at least one vine where it’s just him zooming in on Shiro’s face from across the classroom with a soulful rendition of “you reposted in the wrong neighborhood” playing in the background
sometimes he forces shiro to record him for his vines; there’s one vine where it’s matt and he has sweatpants pulled over his shoulders and he’s dancing on a table in the dining hall to “Funky Town”
Matt’s favorite vine he’s ever made? Shiro, rolling down a hill in a broken swivel chair, screaming “TRICK OR TREAT.” The vine ends with Shiro hitting a rock and he goes flying. You never see him land before the video ends
Matt’s second favorite vine he’s ever made? he recorded Shiro in a crescent moon mask with sunglasses improv dancing to Vaporwave at 3 in the morning
Matt made the mistake of bringing his Wii to the dorms
Matt hates violent games so he literally only has Wii Sports Resort, MarioKart Wii, Animal Crossing: City Folk and every single MySims game (not the sims, MySims- the one with the creepy chibi kids where you gotta build the whole town)
Shiro had to convince Matt to buy literally any other game
Shiro becomes horribly addicted to MySims Kingdom and Animal Crossing. He can’t stop. Help him.
Matt: Shiro we have to go to class. We already missed yesterday because of Wii bowling
Shiro: I HAVEN’T FINISHED PULLING OUT THE DAMN WEEDS YET, MATT
(Shiro named his animal crossing human YUMP…)
Matt and Shiro get so competitive over MarioKart sometimes they ended up missing class over it just like wii sports
Matt mains Princess Daisy, and Shiro mains King Boo
Shiro is lame and plays using the gamecube controller, while Matt is a normal fucking person who uses the Wii steering wheel
Shiro brings an N64 to their dorm because he think it’s clearly the best Nintendo system (and he’s right)
he forces Matt to play Majora’s Mask and Ocarina of time, or at least, forces Matt to watch him play
Shiro is an ASSHOLE who, on the third night in Majora’s Mask, when the moon will fall in less than a minute, will put down the damn controller and say “be right back gotta pee” and Matt just starts SCREAMING AND YELLING
Shiro makes fun of Matt by calling him random/different “white boy” names everyday
Shiro: Hey Steve
Shiro: What’s up Larry
Matt, soft but with feeling:you have been bullying me since I was 13 years old…