prompt: first part of story->(a/n: okay so i don’t wanna give the prompt bc i feel like it’s too heavy to put in a couple of sentences but, this is going to be a two parter, the next part will be a smut lol so,,, this is just a lemon i guess… ok anyways) jason is going to be giving y/n a lesson about virginity and such and such but y/n and jason are just best friends so uh i guess that’s what the prompt is idk
second part of story->y/n and jason go to the ball and dance away. Smut next chapter, it will prolly be the last chapter tbh
So it’s already Friday and I spent the day getting ready for this ball. It’s masquerade and I am super excited. I love balls and whenever Jason doesn’t take me I usually go with Dick, as friends. Jason hated going to balls but since he has that big scar on his face, I personally think it’s very faint, considering the treatments he’s gotten on them, Bruce doesn’t make him go unless of course, he can cover it up with a mask.
I am wearing a red dress that the company provided me. It’s so lovely and I hadn’t gotten a chance to wear it yet. I personally can’t believe how lovely it looks and I feel amazing in it. My makeup is set and I have about an hour and a half to spare so I decide that I’ll just go to the manor so they don’t have to pick me up.
“Hey! Dickhead I need your advice!” JT
“We have to leave in an hour! Are you ready? You CANT skip out on this one.” DG
“What? No, I’m not flaking but I-” I walk into Dick’s room and sit on his bed. He’s styling his hair and has four masks on his vanity.
My voice lowers and I slowly enunciate, “look, I need some serious advice. Today I am taking y/n to the dance and-”
Dick sprays hairspray everywhere and I cough.
“And what? You’ve taken her before. Are you guys okay?” DG
“We are fine, it’s just that, after the dance… I… We… Uh…” JT
Dick turns around and grabs my shoulders and shake them.
“ARE YOU SERIOUS? I ship it! I was sooo first to know that you guys would be together! Ha! Roy owes me like five hundred dollars!”
“We aren’t dating, Richard.” JT
Dick pushes me and I fall into the bed and he begins to put on his bow tie.
“Fuck you, out of all the girls you play y/n?” DG
He scowls into the mirror looking at me.
“Hey, I am not playing her.” JT
“Oh, sorry. In your language what do you call fucking someone over while not dating them?” DG
“What? Like you’ve never had a one night stand, or friends with benefits? Aren’t you the bachelor of the family? Don’t be a hypocrite.” JT
I don’t want to tell him what’s really going on but I guess I’ll have to, I can’t have Dick hate me for something that wasn’t my idea.
He turns around again after his bow tie is on and looks me dead in the eye.
“Jay. I don’t pursue those kinds of things with people I have to work with. Or people I’ve had crushes on forever. You realize this will ruin everything, right? Things aren’t going to be the same after you guys have sex, no matter what you think. You will be leaving memories together. Don’t forget, y/n is such a sweetheart. She’s like, almost apart of the family.” DG
“Dick, you don’t understand. I am not doing this for me, she asked me too.” JT
“Bull. i Am NoT DoiNG ThIS FoR Me.” Dick mocks me and I feel like the only thing I can do is tell him the truth.
“Don’t tell anyone but, y/n is a virgin. She literally called me to her apartment for a meeting and was like *mocks ur voice but not in a bad way* ‘I just want to have sex with other people, you know? I just don’t want to give my virginity to like some loser that I’ll only date for a couple of months.’ I did not come up with this. And I still like her. What am I supposed to do? She only wants to have sex with me so she can sex with other guys. What even. What the hell.”
I sit up again and look at Dick. Looks like he’s holding a laugh in.
“Hahahahahha. Is she really a virgin? She’s been with like, three "serious” guys in the last two years. I thought she would have given to one of those guys.“ DG
"Okay to be honest I laughed too. But just because she’s been with guys in the past doesn’t mean she’s had sex with them. Do you always think like this?” JT
“I mean, you and I both know y/n. She’s either one hundred percent or nothing. The second guy, Austin? Seemed like they did it. She’s always talking about how no guy meets her standard so she just hangs around em for another couple of month but she knows.” DG
“She knows what?” JT
“She told me she’s got this killer instinct. The one she uses in work and shit. She says she can FEEL the future with her significant other. If she doesn’t feel it then she’s not really in the relationship anymore. I mean she’s not a cheater but she doesn’t fight for the relationship anymore. She hates wasting effort, you know that.” DG
“Well, what do I do? I still like her and I want her to be in a relationship with me. What if her killer instinct tells me that I’m not good enough?” JT
Dick sits next to me and puts his arm around me.
“Okay. Here is the game plan. You pick her up. You take her to the ball and you don’t spend all your time with her. Keep it casual. Then when we drop you guys off, because you aren’t doing it in the manor. Don’t do that. Don’t. When we drop you guys off you keep your hands on her on the limo. Get her warmed up to you, make sure to bring some cologne to freshen yourself up so that she’s smelling you the whole ride home. Then you go and right before you do it, you tell her you like her. Then you show her what’s she’s been missing out on and then boom. Happily ever after.”
He grins at me and I am so perplexed.
“That’s a good plan but what if she doesn’t like me back? What if she doesn’t like me back and She still wants to fuck? What if she-” JT
“Okay, first of all, she’s going to give you a chance because you are still her number one. She’s not turning you down tonight. You could tell her that you are engaged and she’d still let you hit it. Don’t over think this. Also, if she’s not interested in you, let me know, maybe she sees a future with me.” He smirks devilish and I punch him really hard on his chest.
“You little shit.”
“I was joking! Not really but.”
I clean myself up and flex in the mirror.
“You better be.”
Dick stands up and pats my shoulders.
“You’ll be fine. Tonight is your night. I would- no I already have bet that you and y/n would end up together. Don’t overthink this.” DG
Who’s visiting now?
Alfred opens the for for me and I smile and offer a hug.
“Oh! Miss y/n! We were about to pick you up!”
He hugs back and leads me inside.
“I actually got ready too early and decided that I should probably come over instead of wait around and save gas while I’m at it.”
I follow him to the living room and sitting down.
“Would you like any refreshments? I could fix some tea for you, or-”
“Alfred, I am fine. When will we be leaving?”
“I think the boys are choosing their masks now. We can leave when everyone is ready.”
I stand up and make my way to Jason’s room.
“Alright then. Thank you Alfred!”
I make my way to Jason’s room and find that he isn’t there. No one is here? Oh, everyone is in Dick’s room.
“May I come in?”
Dick opens the door and gives me a hug.
“Y/n! What are you doing here? I thought JayBird would be picking you up. You look great, Who are you wearing?”
I walk over to sit on his bed and relax.
“(designers name), and my mask is Pandora exclusive.” I smugly say.
“How very boujee of you.” Jason says and pretends to be shocked.
I giggle and smile. “Damian actually got me this mask, last Eid? And this dress is actually one of the Wayne Gowns.”
“Smart, resourceful. A real keeper.” Dick says teasingly.
“Oh shut up. Can you guys hurry up? I really want to go now.”
“We are waiting for Damian and then we will go. Tim and Bruce will show up later tonight. They are taking a different car, they insisted on patrolling a while.” DG
“I see, where is master Damian?”
A muffled voice comes through Dicks closet.
Dick and Jason turn to each other immediately. I wonder why.
“Hey sweetie! Do you need help?” I say while walking towards the closet.
Fuck! Why didn’t Dick tell me demon spawn was here! Fuck! Shit! What if he heard everything?
Y/n is about to help him in the closet what do I do?
“Dude, I am so sorry I totally forgot, He’s borrowing my old red suit from years ago. I forgot I am so sorry.” Dick whispers to me.
I place my hands on my face and rub very vigorously.
“Hunny can I come in? I can help you.”
“Yes, I need a little help, this shirt has buttons on the back and I don’t know what bow tie to put on.”
Y/n laughs that sweet laugh of hers and opens the closet door. “That’s a first, since when do you not know how to choose colors?”
Damian closes the door and I panic. Why did he do that, what’s did he close the door. What was that for. Oh my fucking God I’m fucking dead.
I turn to Dick and he sighs.
“Fuck? Fuck? He’s like 10, what are going to do? He’s also a fucking snitch.”
“Calm down, I will talk to him. Don’t worry about this. Worry about y/n.”
Our whisper argument ended and Dick gives me a hug I really don’t want.
The door opens and lookie here demon spawn and y/n are matching. Cute. He needs to cut that shit out.
“Alright! Get your masks and lets head out!” She says happily. God I am a nervous wreck.
Her arm is linked with Damian’s arm, but she has two arms so I finesse. We all walk down the stair and Damian is giving me the worst glare. We all head into the car and I swear this kid is really throwing me around.
Dick gets in first and then DAMIAN fucking lets get into the car. What a bitch. That’s my fucking job. I end up sitting next to Damian and I take up all the space I can in the car. We are taking the mini limo so we are all sitting in the back on the curved back seats.
The ride is long and the only people talking are Dick and y/n. Damian yawns quietly.
“Poor baby, didn’t you get any sleep last night?”
I always laugh whenever Damian gets babied by y/n. I mean, I wish it was me but I know that Damian gets hella embarrassed when she calls him names. He doesn’t always tell her to stop, probably because he knows she won’t.
“I was working. It’s fine. Shut the hell up Todd, there’s nothing to laugh about.”
“Okay, okay, don’t be grumpy. Come here.”
She takes Damian and swaddles him.
“Take a nap now and then you will have a better time at the ball. Promise.”
That cheeky bastard. He grins at me before snuggling into y/n. He wouldn’t have let her done that any other day. He is purposely hogging her. I knew he heard us.
Dick laughs and quickly stops when I glare at him.
“Stop laughing Dickface, do you have something to say?”
“Only if you want me to say something.” He smirks and I would have punched him if he wasn’t right.
“Guys, stop talking. Damian needs to sleep.” Y/n is cradling that big ass 14 year old and pushing his hair out of his forehead.
“Shut up Todd.”
That sly little-
Y/n looks at me with the scariest glare I have ever seen and I decide to keep my mouth shut for the next thirty minutes of the ride.
I start to realize that y/n really does look spectacular tonight. She’s singing softly to Damian and I fawn over her. The dim carlight and her face is glowing. Her dress and Damian’s suit matches and I start to imagine her with our child. I’ve never fell so hard for a girl in my entire life. She’s my best friend and now really is my last time to start a relationship with her. She’s perfect. An angel, my best friend.
The car stops and we are finally here.
“Damian, wake up. It’s time to get up.”
He stirs up and nuzzles into my arm chest area.
I get a little flustered but I stroke his cheek and regain myself.
“Damian, we are here.”
“Okay, okay I am up.”
He slowly gets up and rubs his face. Taking one of the water bottles in the car he wipes his eyes and everyone gets out of the car.
As soon as I get out of the car, Jason links his arms with me and we walk into the building.
“Hey! Kids! You forgot your masks!” Dick yells.
“Wait here, I’ll get them.” Jason says while running back near the car where Dick and Damian are.
What’s his issue lol, why did he drag me away form them?
He comes running back with his mask on.
“Turn around, princess.”
He takes his fingers and drags them
along my neck and ties my mask onto my face. He locks it into my hair and whispers into my ear, “you know, Damian isn’t the only one who matches you tonight.”
I look at Jason and notice he is wearing an all black tux but the bow tie matches the color of my dress along with his handkerchief.
“You dress in my favorite color for me?”
I get tense and respond with a smirk. “Not everything is about you Jace, don’t flatter yourself.” And we head into the ballroom.
As we find our table I spot Dick and Damian. I make Jason stop and wait for them to finish signing us in and we all sit down together.
We order our food and begin to eat. Our conversation picks up about how no one can play poker with Damian because he always counts cards. 'Hey, I don’t do it on purpose!’ and my 'Damian, you are so brilliant.’ Jason’s 'I can count cards too, I just don’t, because it’s cheating.’ And before you know it, Bruce and Tim are here.
“Hello everyone,” Bruce says while starting to eat the meal Damian chose for him, “thank you for ordering, Damian.”
Another conversation emerges about everyone in the room and who to talk to and who definitely not to talk to, for professional reasons of course, and Damian and I are done eating.
“Would you like to dance, (nickname) ?” Damian usually doesn’t ask, he usually pulls on my sleeve but I am not wearing one so I smile and take his hand.
I am so fed up. I slam my drink onto the table, not hard enough to spill any of it though.
“Jason! What’s going on?”
I look at Bruce and don’t know what to say. Thankfully Dick says something.
“Jason is mad because Damian is spending time with y/n instead of him.”
Dick continues to eat and I regret being thankful he said anything.
“Ha, you’re jealous of a little boy.” TD
“Shut it Tim, you don’t know what’s going on.”
“Well that’s what happens when you don’t ask her to the ball. She’s not dating you, you know.” TD
“Timothy, you never reiterate a mans woman issues back at him.” Bruce smirks. “Why are you so upset, just go dance with her. The night is still young Jason.”
“It’s just that-” I pause, no one else needs to know. “You are right. I will go dance.”
I whisper to Dick, “you go steal y/n and I am going to have a little chat with Damian. He nods and I make my way to Damian.
I snatch Damian while everyone is turning around and drag him to the men’s bathroom.
"Why did you do that?” Damian growls at me.
“What are you doing?” I say, backing Damian up into the sink and crossing my arms.
“Nothing.” He pouts and looks away.
“Well stop doing it.”
“And why not?” I ask, getting a little frustrated.
“Because I heard you. You are making a big mistake.”
“Yea? What do you know?” I scoff.
“I know that she likes you but she doesn’t know you like her. I know that you will have a very hard time telling her you love her. I know something could go wrong and she won’t come to the manor to see me and I will only be able to see her at her apartment and I will be very disappointed to see her dating someone else and having her be sad because she will have to choose between spending the night with me or her lover. I’ll be sad because I know I will ruin her relationship because she will choose me and her partner doesn’t like that.”
I took a step back, astonished.
He sniffles and I feel kinda bad.
My arm is scratching my neck and I sigh.
“Okay demon spawn. We won’t do anything-”
“I heard you guys. You are going to do that 'thing’ with her, and I don’t care that she asked you to. You still are making a risky move.”
“I’m doing it Damian. You can’t stop me.”
“Yes I can. I can stop you. Don’t challenge me.”
“How, big man. How will you stop me?”
He looks up at me with rounded eyes and sniffles, “oh y/n can I stay over tonight? Please? I need help asking a girl out tomorrow. I don’t know what to do, and she’s dating someone else. I’m so upset about it.”
Fuck. He’s good.
I kneel down and grab his shoulders.
“Stop, please. Please don’t do this. Don’t ruin this for me.”
“You’re ruining it for me. How could you think about this? Why are you risking it all?” The angry glare returns and I press my head on to his small chest.
“I love her damn it! Damian I already know that this is risky. You don’t know what it’s like to fall in love with someone and not be able to tell them because you are scared to lose them. I have been scared this whole time and have been trying to date other women when she’s dating other guys and I am tired of it. I will not be scared tonight. I won’t be. I promise you, no matter what happens tonight, you won’t be the only one taking the blunt of it. Let me do this. It’s my last chance. Please. I love her.”
He pauses and huffs.
“Fine, but if you hurt her, I will kill you. I will kill you if you hurt her tonight, or later in your relationship.”
I jump up and lift Damian in to the air.
“Thank you Dames!”
I kiss his little cheeks and run outside to find y/n.
Dick meets me out the ballroom doors and grabs me, “where have you been? Its been 30 minutes, she’s dancing with other guys right now.”
“I’ve been talking to Damian, I literally had to get his consent for tonight.” I roll my eyes. “Can I dance with her now? Please?”
Dick swats my shoulder and meets my eyes. “Why are you asking me? Go get the girl, we are leaving after 9:30 to make it home by 10:30.”
I smile and walk off, scanning the room for y/n.
She is dancing with some guy and I gracefully tap his shoulder.
“Mind if I steal her for a sec?”
Jason takes hold of my waist and my hand and dances very playfully with me.
The song is very upbeat and he takes this opportunity to swing me and dip me and I forget where I am. All I see are his beautiful eyes and his strong jawline. He is constantly picking me up and I am literally floating, it feels like magic. I have always liked him. Always. Am I ruining our relationship tonight?
“You having fun tonight princess?”
“Yea, hey why did you pull Damian away from me earlier? I noticed that you know.” I giggle as he continues to dance with me.
“Had an important conversation with him. It was urgent.”
I laugh again and rest my head on his chest.
“Jason, you were jealous.”
I can hear his heart race and then slow again.
He coughs and leans down to my ear.
“Okay, a little. I was tired too, you could have let me sleep on your lap.”
“Sure big boy, next time I feel like I want to be crushed to death I’ll remember that you are tired.”
We continue to dance until Jason says we have to leave, and he winks at me.
I really hope I don’t ruin anything tonight.
I am so fucking excited. In the car I keep my hands on y/n and made sure she could smell my armani cologne she likes so much. She’s leaning on my chest and my hand is on her thigh. I nuzzle into her hair and we whisper talk about all the people at the ball.
She makes me laugh talking about all the boys she didn’t enjoy dancing with. Damian is sleeping but resting his head on her lap, Dick is in control of the music and jamming out.
Sauron had not served Morgoth, even in his last stages, without becoming infected by his lust for destruction, and his hatred of God (which must end in nihilism). Sauron could not, of course, be a ‘sincere’ atheist. Though one of the minor spirits created before the world, he knew Eru, according to his measure. He probably deluded himself with the notion that the Valar (including Melkor) having failed, Eru had simply abandoned Ea, or at any rate Arda, and would not concern himself with it any more. It would appear that he interpreted the 'change of the world’ at the Downfall of Númenor, when Aman was removed from the physical world, in this sense: Valar (and Elves) were removed from effective control, and Men under God’s curse and wrath. If he thought about the Istari, especially Saruman and Gandalf, he imagined them as emissaries from the Valar, seeking to establish their lost power again and 'colonize’ Middle-earth, as a mere effort of defeated imperialists (without knowledge or sanction of Eru). His cynicism, which (sincerely) regarded the motives of Manwe as precisely the same as his own, seemed fully justified in Saruman. Gandalf he did not understand. But certainly he had already become evil, and therefore stupid, enough to imagine that his different behaviour was due simply to weaker intelligence and lack of firm masterful purpose. He was only a rather cleverer Radagast - cleverer, because it is more profitable (more productive of power) to become absorbed in the study of people than of animals.
Tolkien, J. R. R. The History of Middle-Earth X: Morgoth’s Ring. Ed. Christopher Tolkien. (London: HarperCollins, 2002.) 397 (Myths Transformed, Text VII “Notes on motives in the Silmarillion” (i))
I finished Leorio and with him I also finished my Hunter x Hunter watercolor mini series. It was a lot of fun to draw these and I learned a bit more about watercolors and how to use them in a better way. I uploaded Leorio together with the other 3 main charas so that I can show you the main four together in one entry <3
I’ve been wanting to cover beautiful for a long time, esp the acoustic ver. which is so breathtaking honestly. This is my first time rapping (i also cut the second rap verse ><) so its an experiment really. Pls excuse my pronunciation im not native;; Enjoy! 🎧
The N° 63 Lamborghini Huracán GT3 not only avoided a multitude of wrecks and competitor spinouts on the sunny Silverstone Circuit UK but also held off a late race charge from HTP Motorsport to earn GRT Grasser its second Blancpain GT Series Endurance Cup win in as many races to start off the 2017 season.
Natalya had no illusions about her charm, or her immediate likeability. She didn’t care to bother with unnecessary niceties, thinking them a waste of her time. People worth her time would stay.
In this cute and quirky rom-com, the brash and direct Natalya butts heads with the cold career woman Olympe Castil - and finds herself working for her! Coupled with her magical misadventures, disaster seems imminent… “The Pinnacle”, coming this fall.
One of my pieces for the Hetalia Big Bang 2017, for @phyripo ‘s awesome fic, The pinnacle ! Give it a read soon as you can - it’s awesome! :>
Grilled donuts with Nutella? 🆗🆗🆗! Here’s how it’s done for #nationaldonutday. 🍩
4 cinnamon sugar donuts
¼ cup @nutella
One> Preheat a Panini grill to medium high.
Two> Place donuts inside and let cook about 2 to 3 minutes. (If you don’t have a Panini grill, you can also use a grill pan and place a weight on top of the donut to press it down.)
Three> Microwave Nutella until melted, about 40 seconds.
Four> Serve donuts with Nutella for dipping.
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