When Ginny tells Harry that she’s pregnant, Harry’s second thought (after being incredibly overjoyed) is a dawning feeling of horror that the baby will be just. like. him.
“Ginny we flew a car to Hogwarts when we were twelve years old. You don’t understand.”
“Oh sweet Merlin we flew out of Gringotts on a dragon.”
“I caught the snitch in my mouth Ginny how will I survive a child that’s anything like me.”
“The boa constrictor just wanted to go to Brazil it seemed reasonable at the time.”