this is so funny sisjdmsmsksn


“I think I lost my virginity pretty late. I was a senior in high school. I mean, that’s late, right? By today, probably ancient, but I did at the Time Hotel in Times Square. That’s where I lost it. I was so freaked out. We rented out a hotel room, did it at the Time Hotel, and had a McDonald’s happy meal afterwards. I will not name her, but god bless her—she’s married now.”