Paperwork

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: In which Detective Right-All-The-Time confesses his feelings for Detective Terrible-Detective 

Word Count: 5604

Warnings: pure fluff y’all will get a toothache from all the sweetness 

Author’s Note: soooo i know i’d written a detc!bucky fic before but it was so vague and then i thought of this and i loved this idea and i had to write it down bc i knew if i didn’t then i’d probs forget it lol. this isn’t exactly a copy of any of the episodes i’ve just taken marvel characters and put them in b99 au with a lot of references here and there 

i hope you enjoy reading! as always feedback is greatly appreciated! :)

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“Don’t they have anything to do other than that?” Natasha, your fellow detective comments from her desk. Her eyes never left the computer screen and neither did yours, but you knew exactly what and about whom she was talking about.

Across the bullpen, two of your co-workers were playing a game of who can stuff the most tater tots in their mouths. Bucky Barnes and Scott Lang stood apart from each other in the kitchen area, aiming the food item at the other’s mouth.

Steve was sitting on Scott’s desk since it was closer to the kitchen - so that he could judge the challenge. The former two had come up with a silly set of rules and had the blonde detective to be the judge and place the ‘verdict’ of their ridiculous game.

“I know, right? And to think those two idiots dragged Steve into this too. They will never spare a chance to corrupt him.” You said in reply. “If they’re all out of work then they’re more than welcome to help me.” You joke, typing away on your computer.

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Is This Love?

A/n: Yeah I still suck at titles, but there you are. Reader is friends with our fave asshole though I think I took most of the asshole part away. lol. Anway they are friends, but then start feeling like it may be a little more to their feelings. I decided to just post the whole 7000+ thing all at once. Sorry it’s so long.

Warnings: Language, Lance because he needs a warning, attempted sexual assault (it is brief and not extremely detailed), smut toward the end, cheesy fluff because it is what I do.


You and Lance were discussing one of the gymnasts when you saw one of your least favorite people approaching. “Ah, shit,” you muttered.

“What?” Lance asked.

Before you could answer, Mr. Sampson, interrupted, “Y/N, I really need to talk to you about Sarah. You got a minute?”

Somehow controlling yourself and not rolling your eyes at the man, you gave a quick nod.  “Be there in just a moment, Mr. Sampson.”

“I told you call me Joe,” he said as he turned and walked away.

“What’s his deal?” Lance asked with an edge to his voice.

“He’s harmless, just an annoying prick.  Let me go see what he wants.  Be back in a few,” you told him as you headed over to see what Sampson had to say.

You walked over to him and his daughter, telling her to go ahead and start warming up while you talked to her dad.  After Sarah moved away, you turned to face him.  “So, what did you need to talk about Mr. Sampson?  I think Sarah is doing very well with her training.  Probably she’s not going to be ready for the next competition though.  She still has a ways to go.”

His hand wrapped around your upper arm and pulled you out of the gym and into the lobby, away from prying eyes you guessed.  You looked down to where his hand still lightly gripped your arm, and he released you, at least having the decency to look slightly chagrined.  “Have you given my invitation anymore thought?” he asked

You sighed loudly.  “Mr. Sampson, I told you I don’t date the parents.  And I definitely don’t sleep with them. I don’t have time to deal with this.  I already told you no.  Don’t be that guy. If you want someone to date or fuck, may I suggest visiting a bar or tinder?  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go train your daughter.  You can pick her up at the usual time.”

With that, you turned not waiting to see if he left.  As you passed through the gym doors, Lance fell in step beside you. “Damn, y/n.  I wouldn’t want to be on your bad side.”

“Lance, were you eavesdropping?”

“I was concerned,” he paused as you rolled your eyes at him.  “I was! I was going to come rescue you, but..”

“I rescued myself?  Disappointed?” you asked, glaring at him.  You and Lance had came to an understanding when you first started working with him.  Actually, you had just straight up told him how it was going to be. He tried flirting with you the first day, but his reputation as Lance “the fucker” Tucker preceded him, and you let him know up front, you would not be having that kind of a relationship with him. And surprisingly, he had never even so much as flirted with you the way he did every other woman he came in contact with.  You actually became friends; you were pretty sure Lance Tucker had never had a female friend in his life.

“Not disappointed.  Impressed,” he said, then mumbled something else under his breath.  You squinted at him, but let the comment go sure that you had misunderstood.

“Alright, well I’m going to go work with Sarah.  See ya later.

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Title: Thanks, Sweetheart

Rating: T

Word count: 838

Pairing: Chris Evans x Sebastian Stan

Summary: Sebastian sends Chris a cheeky text after seeing the video of him calling Seb a sweetheart from Acecon. He ends up being very happy he did.

A/N: Inspired by this post so credit to @evonston for the idea. Just some (hopefully sexy) fluff because we all need it 💙


But he’s such a sweetheart, he’s such a good guy. He’s such - you all know. It, it - it comes out of his pores. He’s just such a sweet guy.”


Not even aware of the soft, tender smile unfolding on his own face, Sebastian watched the video that a knowing friend had texted him until it was over. Then he played it again, just to make sure he didn’t miss anything that Chris had said, his heart feeling more warm and full than it had in quite some time.


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Please

Stop

Biting

Your

Lip

Because I don’t think I can mentally or physically take anymore!

Reblog to make a point!

My dad thinks just because I am a women that I am not qualified or not strong enough to do a “mens job”. He still thinks that man can and have to work like man and women have to work like women…in a kitchen or as a assistant. He refuses to help or let me work where I want to. Please reblog, like or comment this to help me make a point clear. WOMEN ARE STRONG AND MORE THAN QUALIFIED.

Originally posted by amazingquotesforwomen

My favorite assumption from boys is that because I’m a virgin I must know nothing about sex. Like, honey, I’ve read enough fanfiction, i think you’d be shocked by the things I know about sex.

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Blue eyed gods that cause breathing problems👀👄

No Script

Summary: Sebastian practices all his roles with you. This one is a romantic scene, and you don’t know how to conceal your feelings as just acting when they are so much more.


Pairing: Sebastian Stan x reader


Word Count: 2,387


A/N: My first Seb fic who knew this day would come lmao tell me what you think pls!

The knock on the door put a huge smile on your face immediately, since you knew exactly who it was. Your phone screen lit up and you rolled your eyes when Sebastian’s name appeared in the notifications, with “OPEN UPPP!!!” as the text message. He had this habit of knocking on the door and texting you when he’d come over, his reason being “what if you have earphones on and don’t hear the knocking?”. No matter how much you made fun of him for doing so, you couldn’t help the giddy grin that spread over your face at how endearing he was.

God, you had it so bad for him. And he had no idea.

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“who the hell is bucky?”

Teddy Bear

Summary: Sebastian is a fuzzy teddy bear!! 

Word Count: 1.3k (oops…)

A/N: this little idea came from my beloved @justasunflower, and some new old pics of Seba today [see below], so I hope you all enjoy! :)



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End of The Day

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: 

You: I want to watch horror movies with your hand either down my pants or stroking my hair. I can’t decide

Bucky, your hot Detective boyfriend: I have two hands, I can do both ;)

Word Count: 7167 (!!!)

Warnings: nsfw, fingering, unprotected sex (wrap his wang you he bang), Det. Barnes being cheesy as fuck, Det. Barnes being cocky as fuck

Author’s Note: so this is the longest shit i have ever written and while editing it i ended up adding two hundred words more??? so it’s 7k instead of 6k?? there’s a Mondler (friends) reference somewhere in there, find it and tell me!! and aaaah i finally got to use the word ‘ebb’ lol and fuck, so i got a little emo while writing the end so yeah… but it’s basically fluff

enjoy the sin, y’all

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(*gif is not mine)

You were beyond exhausted after a day of work, you’d been at it for almost eight hours since morning. The wedding went perfectly but there had been a shit ton of obstacles and it’d been the most stressful time of your life. Even the bride wouldn’t have been so restless. And to top the level of horridness you had to walk four flights up the stairs because the elevator wasn’t working.

You just need some sleep, as soon as possible, preferably in the comforting arms of your boyfriend.

But then you twist the lock of your apartment door and walk into an empty apartment. Groaning, you toss the keys into the bowl right next to the door on a table and drag your feet to your bedroom. You remove your coat, haphazardly throwing it on the bed and strip out of the ridiculously uncomfortable dress. You were so annoyed and so badly wanted to get out of it that you nearly rip a little part of it while removing it.

You then get into the shower, letting the hot water relax you aching muscles and soothingly you run your hands down your body, wishing it was your loving boyfriend touching you like that. You just want him to hold you right now as his sweet voice murmur sweet nothings in your ear.

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911 I would like to report my death.
The cause is Sebastian Stan.

domestic things w/ sebastian stan

author’s note: this was requested for reader & seb doing domestic things but it also turned into also a just dating sebastian hc! hope you like it! I had so much fun writing this!! request: hiii for the seb request thing, can you write something about him and the reader being domestic and stuff?? thanks 💕 (by anon)

Originally posted by stallingdemons

  • sebastian would be the sweetest & goofiest boyfriend ever okay?
  • like he’d pull you closer in his sleep all the time
  • & wake you up with kisses every single morning
  • you’d drag yourself to the gym with him because he loves it when you do & you love watching him workout
  • cause i mean, OBVIOUSLY
  • he adores picking you up off the ground
  • leaving each other notes
  • you write actual notes while seb loves drawing you two as stick figures doing sexual things ofc
  • visiting Romania & he gets so excited to introduce you to everything there
  • talking about future wedding destinations
  • Seb definitely wants to get married in Romania
  • talking about future baby names
  • anthony mackie always joking about how he’s going to marry you if seb doesn’t just ask you already & seb replying with “don’t you do that.” (see above GIF)
  • he gets all teary eyed when your name is mentioned during interviews because he’s been gone TOO long
  • also he cries like a baby when you both finally get a chance to talk on the phone
  • sebastian always makes sure you’re okay during premieres
  • or when paparazzi gets a little too wild
  • BAKING TOGETHER
  • he manages to get flour EVERYWHERE
  • & looks absolutely adorable in an apron
  • he also cooks you dinner
  • & is way better at it than baking
  • he teaches you some Romanian 
  • & then gets turned on whenever you speak it to yourself 
  • wearing his shirts around the house
  • wearing one of his jackets out during errands
  • he’s not embarrassed to get you pads/tampons/etc when you’re on your period
  • actually, he’s been caught by fans with a box of it TOO many times
  • it’s become a meme
  • he always brings you something back from wherever he is while filming
  • you are always fixing his hair & he loves it
  • watching marvel movies together & saying how hot Bucky is & asking when he’s finally going to work with him ;)
  • neither of you being jealous because you both trust each other more than anyone
  • but it still doesn’t stop him from giving dirty looks to some guy who won’t stop checking you out
  • especially at the gym
  • or when you come visit him on set
  • he’s been known for breaking character when you’re on set
  • you’d be banned if everyone didn’t love you immediately after meeting you for the first time
  • “everyone falls in love with my girlfriend.”
  • “damn right.”
  • having way more goofy pictures of you & seb on your phone than normal ones
  • becoming such a #goals couple
  • his instagram feed is FILLED with pictures of you doing the most random & normal things looking GORGEOUS with sweet & long descriptions of how much he loves you

“My Neighbor’s A Jerk” 

Summary: Modern-Day (AU) There’s this mutual feeling between you and your neighbor, called hate. And since your first meet you both commence that feeling with a burning passion. You don’t know the reason behind his hate and you know for damn sure that he will never tell you. But what happens on the first day of your job, when you find out that you even work together? Maybe you will learn to co-operate?

「“Why do you hate me?” 

“I never said I hated you”」 

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updated: 23rd September, 2018

Hit the Books

Summary: jealousy is no one’s friend || prof!//college au

Pairing: professor stan & evans // evanstan x reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: flirting, sexual innuendos

A/N: here is part 2: learn your lesson (sequel to hit the books)


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