sebastian next

My fave thing tbh is in the whole chess metaphor they keep calling Sebastian the knight but next to pawns the knight is the most useless piece and even pawns can at least be exchanged for a better piece if they get across the board like call him the queen or at least the castle or bishop the knight is fucking useless

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes
Important PSA from Yana

Quick translation:

“Like I tweeted recently, Japanese culture and the culture of other countries are different, the way they reply [to my tweets] or their stance on fan activities are different, too, and I don’t think any of this is wrong. However, regardless of country [of origin], revealing any new information of Kuroshitsuji before the 18th is not official, but illegal. I’d be glad if people understand that such action is wrong. - Toboso.”



I think this is really important so I’d appreciate it if people who are fluent in other languages like Spanish/Portuguese/Arabic/French/Chinese/Vietnamese/etc could translate this post and share it on their local fan forum, twitter, FB and so on :)


Thanks @vvlin91 for helping me out with the wording!<3


(warning: text spoiler of ch129 under the cut)

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Kuro 128 Prediction

This isn’t exactly a theory since it’s closer to something I think could immediately happen. So we already know that 127 ended with Sebastian and Ciel finding Agni and Soma. The attackers (assuming they’re Sirius and Polaris respectively) are gone, but for whatever reason, left Soma in the closet- if the knife wielder (Polaris) was strong enough to take on Agni, then breaking a door should have been no problem for him.

My prediction: The assassins are still in the townhouse.

Polaris stabbed Agni in the back to stop him from attacking Sirius, who tried to shoot Soma. In the chaos, Sirius slipped away and Agni locked Soma up. After Polaris killed Agni, he also left the scene. This is when Ciel and Sebastian arrived. Like everyone else, I think it’s likely Ciel is the real “target” here and this attack was a warning.

Anyway, my version of events goes like this: Polaris kills Agni –> he hears Ciel’s carriage pull up –> he doesn’t have time to get Soma before Sebastian arrives –> he goes into hiding, likely wherever Sirius went.

Side note: We only saw Sirius come through the front door in 127, which begs the question of where Polaris came from. I think he either broke (stealthily) into the house when Soma and Agni were having their conversation about Ciel, or broke in through the front door when Sirius took out his gun, distracting both Soma and Agni. 

The main point: I think Sebastian and Ciel arrived at the exact same time the fight between Polaris and Agni ended. And next chapter won’t change scenery because Polaris and Sirius are still in the townhouse, plotting their next move now that Ciel’s here. Of course, I could be completely wrong and reading too much into the technical details.

I unfollowed a bunch of inactive blogs and my dash has been meh lately and i’m always up to following more people so if you blog the following either like/reblog this and i will check out your blog and most likely follow you!

  • Uncharted
  • The Last Of Us
  • Tomb Raider
  • Marvel
  • Star Wars
  • Chris Evans
  • Sebastian Stan
  • New England Patriots
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender
  • Game Of Thrones
Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (Chap. 8)

Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off -Reader signs up for an online app similar to Omegle, but little does she know that she’s talking to the one and only Sebastian Stan.

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader

Warnings: Angst. Oral sex (female receiving). Fluff. Sebastian being a sexy beast. Slight secondhand embarrassment. NSFW. 

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