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I’M TRYING TO GENERALLY UNDERSTAND

WHY LANCE STILL THINKS THAT KEITH HATES HIM SO MUCH

LIKE DUDE, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF SOMEONE THAT HATES YOU?

WHEN YOU TOLD HIM THIS

DID HE LAUGH IN YOUR FACE AND SAY YEAH, BYE BITCH! NO, HE SAID THIS

DID YOU NOT SEE HOW CLEARLY HURT AND SHOCKED THAT MADE HIM, THAT YOU WOULD EVEN THINK THAT YOU’RE NOT AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE TEAM?

HE EVEN TRIED TO SIT OUT ON A MISSION FOR YOU SO YOU WOULDN’T FEEL LEFT OUT

WHEN YOU DEFENDED HIM

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY AND SOFT HE WAS

WHEN YOU WERE IN THAT POD, WHO WAS THE MOST IMPATIENT FOR YOU TO COME OUT

YOU’RE LITERALLY THE ONE PERSON HE LOVES TO BE SO PLAYFUL WITH AND TEASE

YOU EVEN BECAME HIS IMPULSE CONTROL MAN, COULD SOMEONE THAT HE HATES DO THAT?

THE ONLY THING KEITH HAS PROBABLY EVER HATED YOU FOR IS FORGETTING THE MOMENT YOU BOTH GREW CLOSER TO EACH OTHER AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING

THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN GETS REMOTELY ANNOYED OF YOU IS BECAUSE YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE SOME TYPE OF RIVALRY

KEITH LOVES YOU AND WANTS TO BE CLOSE WITH YOU LANCE, JUST ACCEPT IT ALREADY

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Welcome to Season 5

Peralta is going to the pokey! Rosa is going up the river! It’s slammer time! However you want to say it (and we apologize for that last one), two good cops from Brooklyn Nine-Nine are going to prison at the beginning of season 5. After being framed for a bank robbery, Dets. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz) will have to fend for themselves behind bars. Rosa is having a slightly easier time adjusting to her new life than Jake is, but then again, her cellmate isn’t a cannibal. Time to eat up these first-look photos from season 5 of Fox’s underrated cop comedy.

“It’s Jake at his most vulnerable and having to live off of his wits,” says executive producer Dan Goor

Charles (Joe Lo Truglio) and Amy (Melissa Fumero) visit Jake in jail. Jake’s buddy is “determined to make sure that his friend’s innocence is known to the rest of the world,” Lo Truglio told EW. “So he’s doing everything he can, he’s tailing Hawkins [Gina Gershon] and he’s trying to take advantage of her making a mistake.”

Um, what’s up with Charles’ hair, which recently turned white when he was stressed out about Jake’s trial? There’s a "wonderful cold open to show his depression, which rivals and — dare I say — surpasses him breaking up with Vivian in the Matrix leather coat cold open,” Lo Truglio told EW.

The squad will consider taking an ethical shortcut to help exonerate Jake and Rosa.

Meet Jake’s new cellmate, Caleb, who is played by Tim Meadows. “Caleb is a cannibal who doesn’t feel like that defines him,” says Goor. “He would rather be defined by his passion, which is woodworking.” Yes, Jake becomes friends with Caleb, partly because he doesn’t know about Caleb’s crime at first. And then…  "we see him discover what his cellmate is actuallyin for,“ says Samberg. We should point out that Caleb is more interested in making friends with Jake than making him into a meal. "They kind of look out for each other,” says Samberg.

Meanwhile, Rosa is doing time in the women’s prison. According to Goor, she “quite enjoys solitary.”

Captain Holt (Andre Braugher) and Terry (Terry Crews), seen here visiting Rosa in prison, are “trying desperately to make her life as good as they can,” says Goor.

Jake will also match wits with a criminal mastermind named Romero (Lou Diamond Phillips). “Jake actually goes looking for protection and Romero is a protector,” says Samberg.

[about Lou Diamond Phillip’s character]“Jake has to figure out how to get in his good graces,“ says Samberg

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Santana Lopez, the shipper

tea witch.