Ahh, not so fast 🏃🏻 Morty. You heard your mom👩🏼, we’ve got adventures 🔥to go ➡️on 😩👌Morty. Just you☝️ and me✌️🤞and sometimes your sister👱‍♀️🤳, and sometimes your mom👩🏼 but NEVER 🙅‍♂️🚫your dad🙎‍♂️!You wanna know why ⁉️❓Morty? Because he 🚫CROSSED ❌😡me. oh it gets 🌚darker🌌🌃 Morty… Welcome 👽to the darkest😭🌚 year 🗓of our👨‍👦 adventures. First 1️⃣☝️thing that’s different, no 🚫🙅‍♂️more dad 🙎‍♂️❌Morty. He 💢threatened 👀👎to turn me 🤦‍♂️in to the 😓government, so I made him💩 and the government🏛 go away🖕🏼💃🏽… I repla-burp-ced them both 🙎‍♂️🏛as the defacto-patriarch 💁‍♂️of your family👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, AND your universe💫☄️. Your mom 👩🏼wouldn’t❌ have accepted ✅me if I came home 🏠without you 👲and your sister👱‍♀️. So now you know the REAL 💯👌👌reason I rescued you. I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦MORTY! 🗣🗣🗣And if you tell your mom 👩🏼or sister 👱‍♀️I said any of this, I’ll🚫 DENY 🙅‍♂️👌🏽it. And they’ll take my side, 😁🤗because I’m a hero😝, Morty. And now you’re 🤡gonna have to do whatever👁 I say🗣👄,Morty, FOREVER‼️A-and I-I’ll go ➡️➡️out and find 🔎some more of that 👅Mulan🍥🍜, Szechuan 🤤💦Teriyaki🍗 dipping sauce🍶, Morty. Because that’s, 👉👉that’s what this 🙏is all about ✊️Morty‼️‼️Th-that’s my one ☝️arm 🤳🤙man🕴🏽. I’m not 🚫driven🚘 by avenging my dead💀 family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Morty, that was 🙅‍♂️FAKE!!‼️I-I’m driven 🚗by finding🔭🔬 that, 🍗McNugget😩👌🏽💦 Sauce. I want that Mulan🍜 McNugget🍗💦 Sauce, Morty. That’s my series 🎬arc 🌈Morty! If it takes 9️⃣seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET 🍗DIPPING, 👅SAUCE SZECHUAN 🤤SAUCE 🗣🗣💦MORTY! TH-THAT’S 👉WHAT’S GONNA 👏👏👏TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE 🔚 MORTY! SEASON, 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS MORTY! 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 👏👏UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING 💦💦👅SZECHUAN SAUCE! FOR 9️⃣7️⃣MORE YEARS MORTY! I WANT 💯💯THAT MCNUGGET 🍗🍗🍗SAUCE MORTY!!!


SPN Hiatus Creations   | Week Fourteen: "I hate you... and I love you.”

“And I… I had to be… more than just a brother. I had to be a father and I had to be a mother, to keep him safe. And that wasn’t fair. And I couldn’t do it. And you wanna know what that was like? They killed the girl that he loved. He got possessed by Lucifer. They tortured him in Hell. And he lost his soul. His soul. All because of you. All of it was because of you. I hate you. I hate you. And I love you. ‘Cause I can’t – I can’t help it. You’re my Mom. And I understand…'cause I have made deals to save the ones I love more than once. I forgive you. I forgive you. For all of it. Everything.