season 9 finale

How I hope the finale will go:
  • Dean:I must kill
  • Cas:No bby
  • Sam:Guys does anybody really care about me in this episode or just the fact that Dean might kill me...???
  • Metatron:I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
  • Gadreel:NOW IM LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
  • Crowley:Dean, you're screwed.
  • God:*makes grand entrance*
  • God:I HAD TO COME ALL THE WAY HERE
  • God:YOU TWO *points to Dean and Cas*
  • God:YOU ARE IN LOVE OKAY?! I don't give a shit about the whole "homosexual/bisexual" thing because Castiel dragged your ass out of Hell.
  • God:He died like FIFTY TIMES and I kept bringing him back. You know why?!
  • God:BECAUSE YOU'RE MY ME-DAMNED OTP THAT'S WHY. NOW KISS ALREADY YOU DUMBASSES.
  • God:P.S., Metatron...Cas isn't in love with humanity, he's in love with DEAN you ignorant creation.
  • *screen goes black*