season 5 of hetalia

Things only in Hetalia

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

Last night I asked people to guess my favorite Hetalia character and at least 60 pple guessed BUT NOT A SINGLE PERSON GUESSED CHINA I’m so sad!!!! 

He threw a tantrum and bashed his head against a wall and the wall crumbled!!! He is smol but strong and adores cute things!!! He repeatedly hit an ancient dragon with a Hello Kitty plush!! HE. HAS. A. PONY. TAIL. CMON NOW GUYS


Just in case the youtube one goes down!

trash-boat-001  asked:

do the nordics like filthy frank? This is a very good & reasonable question.

(Joji is the light of my life and I’m so glad he created this dumbass filthy show)

Sweden and Denmark probably have to warm up to this crazy dude. He carries around rats and screams a lot so it really confuses them. And Pink Season is really just lewd to them. Maybe they’ll watch him later and like it but for now? Not really

Iceland and Norway are the ones with really dark humor so this is probably something they’d watch, especially Iceland. Norway just kinda watches the lore stuff more than the other stuff

Finland doesn’t really care, sometimes he’ll watch the show with Iceland or Norway but the way Sweden and Denmark describe Frank and the guys makes him not want to watch it

Mod Sheila