Why “planned” Srydia is the best joke in Teen Wolf
I can’t with
Srydia shippers and their logic. They happily claim that Srydia was planed
since s1. Ok, we all know it’s a bullshit for countless reasons, but let’s
agree for a moment, because it’s hilarious.
First of all,
even if a ship is planned since the first ep… excuse me but so fucking what??? I
can plan to be the first human on Mars, and guess what? It won’t happen because
I wasted years on shit instead of fucking learning and preparing. The same way
like Teen Wolf writers fucked up and wasted 5 seasons for everything BUT
developing romantic Srydia. Plans sometimes suck. If they suck, you change them
or you abandon them. If you blindly follow your plan that sucks, then have fun,
just don’t cry in the end.
And now tell
me HOW THE FUCK Srydia was planned since s1 if they HAD TO fucked up for it:
well developed relationships (Marrish, Stalia, Sciles, Malydia), kill main ship
(Scira), fuck Srydia friendship, send Kira to desert assholes, screw Mieciu and
Lydia character’s development, make Lydia a whiny crybaby reptilian, make
Stiles a FUCKBOY, sidelined main fucking hero, sidelined Parrish and the
hellhound, sidelined Malia and not giving a FUCK about her feelings, create
some supper duper main plot that makes zero sense that is only an excuse to
developed Srydia, fill everything with fanservice and FUCK UP CANON AND FIVE
SEASONS??? You want to tell me it was planned since the beginning? *cackling*
I don’t know how to say it.. but… ships planned for 5 seasons look like Srydia…?
Forced shit? :D Ugly kisses? :D Crybabies? :D Things that make you want to splash
bleach into your eyes? :D No talks about feelings, just some imaginary shit? :D
Things that lasted for 5 seconds? :D Things that make no sense? :D Basically, a
FANFICTION? :D You want to tell me this was planned for five years? :D By professional
writers and producers? :D
antistydia fam, it’s a win-win situation for us. If Srydia was not planned, it
means it’s just an ugly fanservice that fucked up everything, because idiots
aka producers and writers decided to pamper one fandom in the last season. If
it was planned – LOL, it’s the most horrible planned ship in tv history and
people who will want to be writers will learn from it how to NOT plan and
“Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself.
They remember your beauty when you feel ugly;
your wholeness when you are broken;
your innocence when you feel guilty;
and your purpose when you are confused.”
Thoughts about a Carol/Daryl reunion and Carol's and Daryl's emotions
Sorry I’m a bit of a downer in this post. Feel free to ignore it if you wish to only think happy caryl thoughts :)
Both Carol and Daryl have been through hell these past few days (weeks at the most).
I very much doubt that Carol is thinking about jumping about Daryl’s bones when she’s still dealing with the guilt of having killed Karen and David (supposedly), processing seeing the prison destroyed (a home and community that she helped build and hold together these past few months) and guilt she may feel about Lizzie having killed Mika and having to kill Lizzie herself.
I also doubt that Daryl would have romance or sex on his mind and would want to jump Carol’s bones the second that he saw her. He’s still processing seeing Hershel’s head hacked off, losing the prison (which we know he feels responsible for, unfairly being hard on himself), feeling responsible for Beth’s disappearance (and likely feeling horrible thinking about what might be happening to her right now), and probably feeling guilty about having been with a group of murderers and rapists before seeing Rick and co.
Of course I think that Daryl and Carol are going to be so relieved and happy to see each other and to know that they each survived (as they each probably assumed that the other was dead). But given everything that’s happened, I think the emotions they’d be feeling are much more complex than simply being happy to see each other and wanting to bump uglies.
I do think there is going to be a good deal of comfort/angst between Carol and Daryl in season 5….which would make me happy/kill me with angsty feels