season 3: the job

THE SAN LORENZO JOB IS AN ACTUAL MASTERPIECE like

         

  • Hardison saying that he “didn’t watch the video” because “that would be wrong”
  • “You were drunk. Suuuuper drunk.”
  • Okay and honestly Nate asking the team if they do the job or not gives me actual heart eyes, i love that
  • Eliot has saved the general’s life once… and a half times
  • The team strutting out of the airport all boss-like and amazing
  • STRUTTING INTO THE HOTEL WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
  • and thEN they strut on into the room all confident!
  • SOPHIE AND NATE MATCH AND THEY’RE BOTH WEARING WHITE AND AH THEY’RE SO CUTE
  • “I have to agree with Nate, and you know how much I love doing that.”
  • Alec “No-Secrets-On-The-Internet” Hardison
  • LETS GO STEAL A COUNTRY
  • Damien Moreau is such a little hoe, sitting in the president’s office all casual, kicking his feet and drinking it up ugh
  • SOPHIE IN GENERAL juST eek
  • “normal people, parker! normal people!”
  • Parker singing up, “yep 60 feet”
  • and then her goofy little face after she flashes her flashlight around aw
  • “Is she a hooker?” *scandalized Sophie gasp*
  • *looks at Parker with a little ‘never gonna give ‘em up’ expression*
  • “Nate, if stealing a country were easy… everyone would do it” 
  • OKAY BUT SOPHIE CONSTANTLY MAKING SURE VITTORI LOOKS GOOD
  • aw hardison you tricky geek bro and your political ad! 
  • obviously parker pickpockets the president duh what else would she do
  • ELIOT HOLDING PUPPIES AW
  • “I think I hate you” “yeah I’m okay with that…”
  • sophie’s handshake trick ahhh
  • also nate goes to sophie and tries to protect her from getting in the crossfire in case things went south awww
  • PARKER IS SO HAPPY THAT SHE GETS TO GO INTO THE STEAMVENT AFTER ALL
  • “AGE OF THE GEEK BABY”
  • SOPHIE KNOCKS TWO GUYS OUT WITH A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE
  • “they were taking me to the palace!” “aw you’re adorable!”
  • SOPHIE FAKES HER FREAKING DEATH I LOVE THAT WOMAN
  • “i’m a thief. thieves don’t win elections. we steal them.”
  • YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE? I HAVE A 24 YEAR OLD GENIUS WITH A SMART PHONE AND A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY” CAN YOU SAY I C O N I C 
  • more “AGE OF THE GEEK, BABY”
  • “it’s a dry heat!”
  • “we’d be the cavalry!”
  • “You are utterly unclear on how to be dead. This is the second time in two years where you showed up at your own funeral.”
  • Hardison has gots to gets his souvenirs! Parker, too! 
  • SOPHIE AND NATE SOPHIE AND NATE SOPHIE AND NATE I LOVE THEM
  • sophie just goes “uh oh” but nate’s smiling and says “hi” ahh

(ok yeah, sorry, i just reallly like this episode and this turned out to be way too long a post but guys it’s the San Lorenzo job!)

Season 3 predictions?

So, as much as I want Shiro back ASAP, I think we can all agree that there’s been some pretty heavy foreshadowing that he’s going to be gone for at least a while, and in the meantime Keith is probably going to fly Black.

So what I’m assuming is going to happen is Keith moves to Black, Lance moves to Red, and Allura takes Blue, just like in the original series.Calm your shouts of protest for a sec. As much as I don’t want there to be a lion swap (rest in peace, my perfectly color coordinated pinterest aesthetic boards) I think it would lead to a couple of really cool things.

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When you’ve applied to a job you in no way qualify for and then are being quizzed about your qualifications in an interview… OF COURSE I HAVE AN AIR OF DESPERATION BECAUSE I’M DESPERATE