Once again: SPOILERS based on the sneak peek for season 3.
While at breakfast:
Chat: Tom I love these croissants
Marinette: Please chat, I said I was sorry
Chat: I just love your coffee Sabine. I just love this family
Chat: I love-
Marinette: That’s it. I’m renouncing love and take back every-
Chat: you too
Chat: Beautiful Day just always gets stuck in my head and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for just makes me want to sing.
Adrien: So, heard you had a crush on chat noir?
Marinette: That’s….it’s a whole mess
Adrien: I’m sure he’s used to rejection, being led on, having his feelings played with
Marinette: Ladybug I don’t think ever gave him false hope
Adrien: You’re right. The cat must be used to being unloved.
Marinette: I love him, just not in that way right now. He’s like….a good friend
Adrien internally flinches realising what he’s been saying about Marinette this whole time.
Marinette: This whole day has just been a disaster!
Tikki: What do you mean? You just trusted a guy whose power is destruction with a baby, told the guy you loved him to hide your identity, had breakfast with him-
Marinette: I know, I know, the only way it could have been worse is if he was somehow akumatised
Tikki: Haha, as if that would happen
Tom bursts in: Marinette, I am the Heartbaker
Marinette: ok, this is worse. Remind me to never lie again
Tikki: Is that before or after you get upset at Lila for lying?
(based off episode plot theory I saw floating around as Tom prominent in the peak, with him getting screen time over showing the fight)
Once everything has been vaguely explained Chat starts leaving Marinette Chat Noir merchandise and signed posters in her room as “she loves him so much”
She finds a way to turn it all into Viperon and Lady Chat (or whatever chat!Marinette is called) merchandise. Except her favourites that are kept safely away so he’ll never know
Chat Noir starts every lady blog interview with a shout out to his biggest fan Marinette
They are on friendly terms so get the joke until Alya turns from shipping Ladynoir to Marichat regularly arguing it in class. They soon stop and take every opportunity to call each other “bro”, “sis”, “cuz”, or “friend”
Is salty or petty Chat Noir: Salt Noir? Petty Chat? Chat Salt? Salt cat?
I can’t wait for the season 3 bloopers because was my favorite season. But I think I also really getting hyped up for season 4 bloopers because of the balloon squad and sana and yousef. Its I am really excited to see them again. My boys.