season 12.5

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Summary: After being taken by the British Men of Letters, the reader is made to run their technology.  She is in the bunker when the American hunters come to reclaim their territory and get rid of the Brits.

Characters: Reader, Mr. Ketch, Jody Mills, Sam Winchester, other BMoL, other hunters

Word Count: 2200 (on the nose!)

Warnings: Season 12 BMoL canon typical violence (no witnesses and all that), death threats, lots of shooting of non-monster people, angst - but not the rip your heart out and cry kind, more suspense, maybe?, Season 12 spoilers

A/N: This is for the fifth week of the Hiatus Writing Challenge being hosted by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing.  The prompt I used was the phrase “please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”  I’ve barely gotten this done in time to post for the deadline so it’ll get tagged and maybe some edits a little later in the day.


Gunfire was raining down all around you.  You were huddled under a desk waiting, listening as the stomping feet of the shooters got closer and closer to where you were hiding.  The boots stopped every few feet to check beneath each desk and you had already heard it twice: the sound of someone being pulled from their hiding spot, then a gunshot followed by something heavy hitting the ground.  You braced yourself for the inevitable; you were going to die. 

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Just keep telling her till she does. Yeah? You know…all her life, all she has ever wanted is somebody to reassure her that she is worthy of love. So if you do that, then, um…you know, she will be good to you, she will take care of you. She will even over look all those things that are so deeply fucked up in you. Uh, and yeah, when she get out of here, she will, uh…uh, probably hack your phone or maybe, uh, key some female co-worker’s car. But yeah shes gonna do it ‘cause she loves you. And uh… *chuckles* I mean, some people would give anything to be loved like that. *chuckles* That’s all I gotta say. Just stew in your juice, and then uh, yeah, do the right thing.

yo! i have finally finished getting my shit together lmao, so you can now watch

every moment of andrew rannells on hbo’s girls, without having to watch hbo’s girls

whether you don’t want to watch the show at all, or just want to rewatch his parts specifically, i have you covered with some handy compilation videos!!

i was gonna put them on youtube, then they were blocked, then i tried again and idek if they’re working anymore, but i gave up on youtube and headed over to google drive, so you can now find the first five seasons of andrew rannells compilations RIGHT HERE

YAY

Originally posted by girlshbo

some warnings for the videos:

  • blanket warning for course language and sexual references
  • sex scenes (season 2, around 7-9mins; season 5, around 12:10-12:50)
  • other nudity (season 4, briefly around 8:25; season 5, around 7:00-7:35)

let me know if anything goes wrong with the videos (but with the ~20-30 hours i’ve put into actually getting them online, they’d better work i swear…..)

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12x14 | The Raid

Charming idea. But if Mary had ever bothered to talk to her sons and find out all they’ve been through, she’d know that even in a world with no monsters Sam and Dean wouldn’t be able to live normal lives.

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Policeman: Are you two a couple? 
Newt: No, tragically we are both heterosexual. 

(Parks and Recreation; season 5, episode 12: Ann’s Decision)