search it on youtube

Ok so a word that’s been on my brain for a while has been “justicar” and i think I got it from that hot older asaari in ME2 who is all like fucking lawful good but then I searched the word on youtube and found this terrifying middle aged white man who calls himself “the justicar” and makes videos on “logic” and “why islam is violent”

#RealStory

Me: *Is busy doing something*

Mom: “Hey, I’ll just borrow your phone for a second.” *takes phone*

My phone: *Has gay smut fanfiction stories ready to be read, videos currently on hold on youtube, searched fanart on Tumblr, and special moment pictures on Twitter*

Me:

2007 anime fan aesthetic
  • i buy sausage
  • caramelldansen of every fucking anime you can imagine
  • u_u o_O -_- ^_^
  • rping with characters in areas not usually reserved for roleplaying, such as youtube comments or ff.net author’s notes
  • trying to learn hare hare yukai
  • “i’m gonna move to japan and become a manga-ka (which means manga author)!”
  • sitting like L
  • “yagami is imagay backwards! XD”
  • the term “flames”
  • tokyopop, and reading manga without paying for it in a chair at barnes and noble (or borders)
  • anime in three parts and 240p quality on youtube 
  • “You have watched 72 minutes of video today. Please wait 36 minutes or click here to enjoy unlimited use of Megavideo.”
  • ___plz icons on dA
  • spraying temporary hair color in your hair for cosplay
  • warrior cats/warrior cat inspired usernames
  • “omg have you seen this? (searches ‘charlie the unicorn youtube’ on google)”
  • fanart/fanfics of sakura/misa/orihime/main male dude’s love interest being shrieking and obnoxious and getting her horrible comeuppance for being… idk, a girl, i guess?
  • also this

If You Want To Be A Nerdfighter, You Are One

In 6th grade, I saw a poster on my social studies teacher’s wall. It was a Crash Course World History poster. I wasn’t sure what it was, but through my journeys through YouTube, I found Crash Course. I knew what it was, so I verified it as a credible source, and started watching. It was great! Even my sister enjoyed watching it, which is really saying something. Eventually, I saw a mug which I thought I just had to have. I started to type DFTBA in my browser (not even knowing what the phrase meant). Before I even got to the “A,” safari suggested DFTBA by Hank Green. I clicked on it, and found the magnificent album “This Machine Pwns n00bs.” I saw some other songs, including the ever-popular “We Are All Batpeople.” I wanted to listen to the whole song, so I searched it up on YouTube. I found “We Are All Batpeople,” lo and behold, above the name “Vlogbrothers.” I thought: Ok, they’ve got a personal channel, that’s cool, I guess. I seldom watched it. Every once in a while, I watched it. Then I started watching it more. I wondered, how do I become a Nerdfighter?“ That’s when I heard John say: "If you want to be a Nerdfighter, you are one.” From that moment on I was part of Nerdfighteria.

Thanks for reading this, DFTBA!

(via Wolfgang B)

youtube

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJMMJnqaT0U)

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

Stubborn

summary: after watching the Blood, Sweat and Tears music video at home with Yoongi, you get an idea

A/N: wow it’s been a while since the last time I wrote a fic..I hope you guys like this one!

word Count: 2.4k oops

warnings: fem!dom, kinky shit, hella smut

tagging @fighting-army @sobi-slaying @h-obii @teamchimchim @ukulemons bc theyre all thirsty and need this in their lives

Originally posted by bwiseoks


“Is it out?” you asked as the clock hit midnight and your gaze immediately went to Yoongi. 

“I think so,” he said, “It should be.”

You quickly typed in youtube in the search bar and went to your subscriptions, seeing the video and quickly clicking on the link. You started squealing as the music started and bts started dancing on the screen. 

Yoongi chuckled as he looked at the screen himself, curious as to how the full video turned out. 

Your eyes never strayed from the video as you focused on Yoongi the majority of the time, paying attention to how good he looked. Another thing you noticed was the scarf that Yoongi had tied around his neck for the majority of the video.

“Damn, Yoongi,” you mumbled as the video came to an end. 

“What?” he asked as he went back to looking at his phone, probably texting the members to give them his congratulations.

“You just looked really good,” you replied as thoughts started to circulate around in your head — particularly about more mature things. 

Your sex life with Yoongi was nowhere near vanilla and you both often brought ideas to the table that made sex with him fun and exciting. 

However, there was rarely — if ever — an occasion where your boyfriend let you take control of him. It wasn’t that you were a permanent sub, but Yoongi was definitely a dom and liked having full control when it came to the bedroom. You often wondered what it would be like to have him on his knees begging for you. 

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i am totally not obssessing over eddie redmayne bc i totally did not searched him up on google and i did not go to youtube to watch his movie trailers and of course i did not watch compilations of his funny moments and his interviews aaand i am not currently laughing, giggling, crying, and grinning over edward john david redmayne and im not falling inlove with his eyes, his nose, his lips, his freckles, his hair, his voice, and everything else about him

well im fucked

BTS + 50% OFF! quotes
  • Jin: Hey you can’t spell sass without ass and you're being one
  • Suga: Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth
  • J-Hope: Nah I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space
  • Rap Monster: I always thought swimming was kinda like doing somebody you dive in flop around a bit then you either get food or somebody gives you a medal
  • Jimin: Look at that majestic ass motherfucker like a dolphin or some shit a dolphin with legs and arms and a jetpack
  • Taehyung: HIS ARMS, HIS MUSCLES! I HAVE TO TUMBLR THIS!
  • Jungkook: Oh no he’s hot when he’s sad

Me some weeks ago: what’s skam? 🤔

Me today:
- watched the episodes of all 3 seasons
- knows every character by name
- watched isak x even moments 4534663 times
- searched every song in the soundtrack on youtube
- is studying norwegian on duolingo ( isak elsker even og even elsker isak)
- constantly refreshes the skam tag
- impatiently waits for new clips, texts or pics
- doesn’t know what’s adulting anymore
- desperately hopes for an evak happy ending

THANKS SKAM

me: *hides in my room*

me: *shuts door*

me: *puts on headphones*

me: *hides under covers*

me: *switches browser to “incognito mode”*

me: *searches YouTube for tickle videos*

me: yes

Let's play a game!

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Originally posted by spiderinthecupboard

So here’s my hope...

Regarding GlobeGate.

People saw the speech, saw the drama, saw the apology, and thought “Hhmmm, who is this guy?  What is he usually like?”  

They want to know more.

They go to Youtube.

They type “Tom Hiddleston” into the search function.

And we all know what happens then.

*gleeful chuckling*

P.S. They also donate to UNICEF ♥