sean-william-scott

“There is a bird called the “Orindinky”, you’ve heard of black widow spiders eating their lovers after they mate. That is nothing compared to the Orindinky. Just after mating, the male takes a nap, thats when the female comes up, rips open his chest, and eats his heart. Scientists think she does this to ensure he never mates again, giving her offspring a better chance at life. Me, I got my own theory, I think it’s because she’s just a bitch.”

     —–Stark Raving Mad (2002)