Mark: *finishes first part in 15 min* Oh, that was all?
Jack: *finishes first part in 40 minutes* Wow, this one is gonna be a lot longer.
Jack: I wanna say sexy nurse, but is that creepy?
Mark: sEXY NuuuuuRse
Jack: *sucks in breath* I don’t knooow.. are we ready for matching costumes?
Mark: I’LL GO AS JACK AND YOU’LL BE SALLLLLLY
Jack: I don’t know… I’m speaking for my character, not myself, and… Jack doesn’t seem like that type of guy. You, see the thing is *goes on an inspirational tangent*
Mark: Have I had seeeex!?!! Whatttt???? I’m an expert on the sex! ABSOLUTELY!
Jack: I don’t know if I’d date you….
Mark: Absolutely! You’re pretty swell!
Jack: Chat log? Not sure if I want to get involved.
Mark: Chat log? ok
Jack: Hey, this song is pretty good! Crap, will I actually get a copyright strike for this?
Mark: oh, fUCK yeA! I LOOOOVE THIS MUSIC I CAN’T LISTEN TO CUS OF COOOOPYRIIIIGHHHTTTTT
Mark: *formally* Oh, wouldn’t that be grand?
Jack: *i r i s h* rIGht jEsus to ya, that’d be grand!
Mark: Thank you, everybody, so much for watching, and I will see yoooou, in the next video. Buh-bye!
Jack: THANK you guys so much for watching this episode, if you LIKED it… PUNCH that like button IN the face, LIKE A BOSS! And, h I gh f I v e s a l l a r o u n r *wHoOpsh, whOopsh* but THANK you fuys, and I’ll see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEOOO!!!