What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hyu folks how ya doing I need to make some money!! I’m turning 19 so child support is being cut off and Social Security folks say I haven’t worked enough to warrant getting money for being disabled so!!!!! Expenses and junk.
I haven’t yet gotten the hang of digital art yet so I’ll be sticking with traditional art for now (I mean hey that means I can send you the sealed physical copy if you’d like).
I draw: - Heashots, Busts, Halfbodies, and Fullbodies!! - Chibish drawings (traditionally of ACNL mayors)
Types: - Lineart - Flat Shading - Full Shading I’m not including sketches because my sketches are literally the worst thing ever I have to retrace my art to get lineart no joke.
Headshot / Bust - $5 Halfbody - $10 Fullbody - $15 Chibish drawings (All types the same amount) - $3
Just lineart - a grand total of $0 Flat - $2 Shading - $5
An extra body will be another $5 regardless of the type of drawing (so two fullbodies no shading would be a grand total of $20).
I do humans / humanoids generally; I don’t mind doing things like monsters so long as the design isn’t very difficult!!! I can’t really do animals but I can do anthros alright. I will do NSFW so long as it isn’t sexual. If you just want a ref of your nakey character I’m down (disclaimer tho I’ve never drawn a benis so nsfw with that in mind if you do). I can do light body horror and gore though. Nothing super gorey but if you want some decapitation or chopped up arms or a stomach mouth I have you covered.
Headshot lineart (ignore that Magnus arm in the corner)
Bust w/ shading
Two busts with shading! (partially to prove yes I can indeed draw ppl not facing left)
A (quick) example of a flat shade + chibish halfbody
Chibish halfbody with that full shading
Fullbody with flat
Two fullbody with full shading!!!
If you’re interested hmu in the direct messaging or at my email email@example.com!!
small edit: normally my flat shading is not that messy I promise.
I have been stuck between 190-199 followers for at least 4 months and can’t seem to break out of it. Then I remembered I gave away something at 75 followers instead of 100, so screw it, I’m just doing it now!
I will be giving away a new sealed, steel book edition copy of Yakuza Kiwami
if you don’t have a PS4 or already have the game, try anyways! You can give it to a friend! It’ll cover their birthday\christmas present!
1. Gotta follow me.
Don’t be shitty and unfollow me afterwards. because I might actually give away a second copy! and
also I’m a cool guy to follow. Of course, I mean, Come on. I’m giving
away a game here and I do art and stuff. I’m into jojo, fighting games, recently overwatch, and other stuff. This blog doubles as an art blog, but my specialty is drawing video game sprites! It’ll be a treat!
You’ve followed people for
worse, admit it. If you see this post from a mutual that reblogged it, then chances are us two have similar interests as well!
2. Simply Like and Reblog This Post
Each additional reblog you do will count as an extra entry for you. I WILL take the time to keep count. limit 1 per day though.
For example 50 reblogs in one day will not count
And thats all you have to do! Gotta do all 3.
AGAIN, FOLLOW, LIKE, AAAAND Reblog! Last time I did this, alot of people just did one or the other and lost out. Especially not reblogging. I don’t know why people don’t like reblogging me, especially my mutuals.
No international users. Sorry, Gotta keep it in the States. international shipping is a pain.
I also reserve my right to make up more rules as I see fit. Gotta cover my ass.
This will be up for a few weeks before I enter everybody in a randomizer and pick a winner
if you don’t win, I still suggest picking this game up.
Alexander Hamilton and James Monroe had the potential for a lasting relationship. When the Virginia Assembly ordered the formation of four new infantry regiments, James Monroe, who rode home to enlist, was carrying letters of recommendations–one of which came from Alexander Hamilton. Both men were present in the withering winter of Valley Forge and Hamilton wrote to John Laurens of him on May 22nd, 1779:
“Monroe is just setting out from Head Quarters and proposes to go in quest of adventures to the Southward. He seems to be as much of a night errant as your worship; but as he is an honest fellow, I shall be glad he may find some employment, that will enable him to get knocked in the head in an honorable way. He will relish your black scheme [Laurens was currently in South Carolina attempting to carry out his plan for raising his black battalions] if any thing handsome can be done for him in that line. You know him to be a man of honor a sensible man and a soldier. This makes it unnecessary to me to say any thing to interest your friendship for him. You love your country too and he has zeal and capacity to serve it.”
Both men were close in age, Alexander born in 1755 was three years older than James born in 1758. At Yorktown, October 14th, 1781, Monroe and Hamilton were with one another as they both led a charge through enemy redoubts at Yorktown.
After the war, both men went on a rather same route: marriage, starting a family and working as a lawyer until appointment into the Continental Congress. By the time the constitution was ratified, both men were on opposite sides of the political spectrum.
In December of 1792, former congressional clerk reported that Hamilton had been involved with a criminal speculator in misuse of government funds. Congress appointed a committee to investigate: Federalists Frederick Muhlenburg, and Abraham Venable and non-federalist James Monroe. All three confronted Hamilton of December 15th who instead, confessed to an affair. The immigrant passed over letters he had shared with Mrs. Maria Reynolds to further show proof that he was not involved in embezzling government funds. The three men promised not to speak anymore about the affair and went on their way; of course not Monroe. Monroe instead sent along the information to good friend and mentor, Thomas Jefferson whom was at Monticello.
One morning in 1797, Monroe received a letter from Hamilton who challenged his keeping of the secret from five years earlier. Unaware that the information he’d passed along to Jefferson had been released, Monroe put off replying until consulting with Muhlenberg and Venable. The day after Monroe arrived in New York and consented to a meeting between the two, Hamilton appeared at his doorstep with brother-in-law John Barker Church on the morning of Tuesday, July 11th. Agitated, he demanded to know why Monroe had not replied to his letter and accused him of leaking the affair. Monroe explained he had left the dossier with a “friend in Virginia” and still unaware it had been released. David Gelston who was also present at the scene of this dispute wrote an account of the event:
“Colo. Hamilton came about 10 oClk in the morning… [Hamilton] appeared very much agitated upon… entrance into the room… he went into a detail of circumstances at considerable length upon a former meeting at Philada. between Mr Muhlenberg Mr. Venable…
…Colo. M then began with declaring it was merely accidental his knowing any thing about the business at first [the affair] he sealed up his copy of the papers mentioned and sent or delivered them to his Friend in Virginia [most likely Jefferson]—he had no intention of publishing them & declared upon his honor that he knew nothing of their publication until he arrived in Philada from Europe and was sorry to find they were published.
Colo. H. observed that as he had written to Colo. M. Mr Muhlenburgh & Mr. Venable he expected an immediate answer to so important a subject in which his character the peace & reputation of his Family were so deeply interested…
…Colo. M then proceeded upon a history of the business printed in the pamphlets and said that the packet of papers before alluded to he yet believed remained sealed with his friend in Virginia and after getting through…
Hamilton grew rather infuriated, shouting “This as your representation is totally false!”
Both men rose to their feet. Monroe, offended rose first saying:
Do you say I represented falsely? You are a Scoundrel.”
Colo. H. said I will meet you like a Gentleman [a duel]
Colo. M Said I am ready get your pistols…
It was at this point that Church and Gelston stepped between the two political titans, “Gentlemen, gentlemen, be moderate,”
Although Hamilton remained “agitated”, Monroe went back into clarity and reiterated his lack of knowledge over the leak of private information. Hamilton agreed to let this whole thing rest until Monroe returned to Philadelphia to meet with Muhlenburg and Venable and both agreed to meet once again in a weeks time with “any intemperate expressions… be forgotten.” In the days that followed, Monroe and Muhlenburg cosigned a letter to Hamilton that neither had any knowledge about the publication of the Reynolds dossier. Venable was away and was unable to reply.
“You have been and are actuated by motives towards me malignant and dishonorable,” Hamilton relayed, “nor can I doubt that this will be the universal opinion, when the publication of the whole affair with I am about to make shall be seen.” Infuriated by the pursuit, Monroe was quick to shoot back:
“Why you have adopted this style I know not. If you object is to render this affair a personal one between us, you might have been more explicit… I have stated to you that I have no wish to do you a personal injury. The several explanations which I have made accorded with truth… If these do not yield you satisfaction, I can give you no other, unless called on in a way which… I wish to avoid, but which I am ever ready to meet.”
Monroe asked Aaron Burr to serve as his second. Burr urged Monroe to send a conciliatory letter of some sorts, “Seeing no adequate cause… why I should give a challenge to you… I own it was not my intention to give or even provoke one… If, on the other hand, you meant this last letter as a challenge to me, I have then to request that you will say so.” Both men let up on the whole ordeal and a duel, never fought.
James Monroe has no known reaction towards Alexander Hamilton’s death. Though, in the decades after her husband’s death, Elizabeth Hamilton had one grievance which stuck with her for many, many years: the Reynold’s affair, something which she blamed the leak of solely on Monroe. In the 1820s, after Monroe had completed his two full terms as President of the United States, he called upon Eliza in Washington D.C., hoping to “thaw the frost” between them. Eliza was then about seventy, her nephew read her the invite and “she read the name and stood holding the card, much perturbed,” said a nephew, “her voice sank and she spoke very low, as she always did when she was angry. “What has that man come to see me for?” The nephew said Monroe had come to pay his respects. She wavered, “I will see him.”
When she entered the parlor, Monroe rose to greet her and did not invite him to sit down. With a bow, Monroe began what seemed to sound like a well-rehearsed speech, “that it was many years since they had met, that the lapse in time brought its softening influences, that they both were nearing the grave, when past differeneces could be forgiven and forgotten.
Eliza believed Monroe was trying to draw a moral standing between them and she was not in a forgiving mood. “Mr Monroe, if you have come to tell me that you repent, that you are sorry, very sorry, for the misrepresentations and the slanders and the stories you circulated against my dear husband, Iif you have come to say this, I understand it. But otherwise, no lapse of time, no nearness of grave, makes any difference.” Monroe was without a comment, picked up his day, bid her good day and left the home, never to return.
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On this day in music history: March 9, 1975 - “Katy Lied”, the fourth studio album by Steely Dan is released. Produced by Gary Katz, it is recorded at ABC Recording Studios in Los Angeles, CA from November 1974 - January 1975. The album’s title is a play on the word “katydid”, the species of grasshopper that appears on the LP’s cover (taken by Fagen’s then girlfriend Dorothy White). Several of the songs are piano based, with the duo utilizing keyboardist Michael Omartian to play on many of the tracks. For the sessions, Becker and Fagen use a seven foot long Bosendorfer grand piano (at the time costing over $13,000), which they talk their label ABC Records into paying for. The album features numerous top flight musicians including Crusaders member Wilton Felder (bass), Chuck Rainey (bass), Victor Feldman (percussion), Rick Derringer, Hugh McCracken, Larry Carlton, Dean Parks, Elliott Randall (guitar), Hal Blaine (drums), Michael McDonald (background vocals) and future Toto members David Paich (keyboards) and Jeff Porcaro (drums). Only twenty one years old at the time, Porcaro plays drums on nine of the albums’ ten tracks. Becker and Fagen experience major technical difficulties when the dbx noise reduction system malfunctions, rather than using the industry standard Dolby A noise reduction while mixing the album. In spite of efforts to correct the problem, they are unable to fix it entirely. Nearly deciding to scrap the album altogether, Becker and Fagen release it as is but have refused to listen to it since. It spins off two singles including “Black Friday” (#37 Pop) and “Bad Sneakers” (#103 Pop). In 1978, the audiophile label Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab issues a half speed mastered pressing of the album. It sells poorly upon its release, and is deleted not long after. Though it ends up becoming a sought after collector’s item after it goes out of print, commanding as much as $300 - 400 for a sealed copy. The album is remastered and reissued on CD in 1999. “Katy Lied” peaks at number thirteen on the Billboard Top 200, and is certified Platinum in the US by the RIAA.
What the snuck (snail fuck) did you just fucking say about me, you little snitch (snail bitch)? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my snlass (snail class) in the Snavy (snail navy) Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret snraids (snail raids) on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed snills (snail kills). I am trained in gorilla snarfare (snail warfare) and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another snarget (snail target). I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has snever (snail never) been seen before on this snearth (snail earth), mark my fucking snords (snail words). You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the sninternet (snail Internet)? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret snetwork (snail network) of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the snorm (snail storm), maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your snife (snail life). You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred snays (snail ways), and that’s just with my bare snands (snail hands). Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed snombat (snail combat), but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable snass (snail ass) off the face of the snontinent (snail continent), you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “snlever (snail clever)” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking snongue (snail tongue). But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the snrice (snail price), you goddamn snidiot (snail idiot). I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, sniddo (snail kiddo).
On this day in music history: September 18, 1978 - Casablanca Records simultaneously releases four individual solo albums by the members of KISS. The separate solo projects are done to both fulfill a contractual obligation to their record label, and to also alleviate building creative and personal tensions within the band. The albums are launched with an unprecedented media campaign, with Casablanca spending over $2.5 million marketing them. All four titles are shipped platinum, with the label manufacturing a total of five million LP’s, cassettes and 8-track tapes (1.25 million copies per title). The albums sell a respectable amount, roughly 600-700,000 copies of each. However, the demand trails off quickly, resulting in Casablanca getting hit with massive returns from retailers. Label head Neil Bogart believing holiday sales will take care of the surplus stock, presses another 250,000 copies of each album, losing even more money!!! Of the four albums, Ace Frehley’s (#26 Pop) is the most successful sales wise, followed by Gene Simmons (#22 Pop), Paul Stanley (#40 Pop) and Peter Criss (#43 Pop). The KISS solo albums become staples of record store cutout bins for several years afterward, but do eventually sell though over time, with sealed non cut out copies now selling at a premium price on the collector’s market. All four solo albums are first reissued on CD in 1988, and remastered in 1997. The albums are reissued on 180 gram vinyl by Universal Music Group in 2014, replicating the original packaging including the custom inner sleeves, labels and posters.
lance: well the amount of information in your brain is…well… it’s less than mine!
keith: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Galra, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Arusian warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Voltron armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theGALAXY and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Altean Voltron Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of existence, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.