seagull chair

“Strange bird”

Conversations between Tuileries inhabitants can be very weird sometimes…

  • Pigeon : Hello I’m Robert ! You’re new here ?
  • Chair : …
  • Pigeon : Do you speak french ?
  • Chair : …
  • Pigeon : You snobbish ! I lost enough of my time !
  • Seagull : Kwaaaaaaaaak ! Hellooooooooo ! You look funny. Can I taste your leg ?
  • Pigeon : Don’t bother she ‘s cold as a stone. You’ll break your beak.
  • Seagull : I don’t like stones… You’re a stone ??
  • Chair : …
  • Seagull : Finally you’re not funny I’m going home. 
  • Chair : …
  • Seagull : You are a strange bird.