seabear

I want my fellow tumblr users to stay safe

I want you guys to know the full effects of a Seabear attack and how to prevent it.

To keep a Seabear away:

Don’t:
-Play the Clarinet
-Wave your flashlight back and forth really fast (flashlights are their natural prey)
-Stomp around (They take that as a challenge)
-Ever eat cubed cheese
-Wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion
-Wear clown shoes
-Wear a hoop skirt
-And DON’T EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER screech like a chimpanzee

During a seabear attack:

Do:
-Draw an anti-sea-bear circle in the dirt around you (Seabears can not enter these circles, so you will be safe as long as you remain inside them)

Don’t:
-Run away from the Seabear
-Limp away from the Seabear
-Crawl away from the Seabear
-Make the Seabear hate you
-Draw an oval
If any of these actions are done it will result in the Seabear mauling you.

So please I beg of you to spread the word to keep everyone safe and aware of the dangers of a Seabear attack and what to do to prevent it. Please, think of the children.

I Miss You, Even When You’re Around. An Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind-inspired mix.

// I Sing I Swim - Seabear // Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood // Bloom - The Paper Kites // Daydream - Tycho // Welcome Home - Radical Face // Our Deal - Best Coast // Junk Of The Heart (Happy) - The Kooks // Together - The xx // Polish Girl - Neon Indian // Better Together - Jack Johnson // R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys // 

Listen on 8tracks here. Listen on Spotify here.

Image by Nan Lawson.

Teenage Kicks
Seabear
Teenage Kicks

Seabear - Teenage Kicks

I get the teenage kicks when I’m around her!

Are teenage dreams so hard to beat
Everytime she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

I’m gonna call her on the telephone
Have her over cos I’m all alone
I need exitement oh I need it bad
And it’s the best, I’ve ever had

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night