I want you guys to know the full effects of a Seabear attack and how to prevent it.
To keep a Seabear away:
-Play the Clarinet
-Wave your flashlight back and forth really fast (flashlights are their natural prey)
-Stomp around (They take that as a challenge)
-Ever eat cubed cheese
-Wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion
-Wear clown shoes
-Wear a hoop skirt
-And DON’T EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER screech like a chimpanzee
During a seabear attack:
-Draw an anti-sea-bear circle in the dirt around you (Seabears can not enter these circles, so you will be safe as long as you remain inside them)
-Run away from the Seabear
-Limp away from the Seabear
-Crawl away from the Seabear
-Make the Seabear hate you
-Draw an oval
If any of these actions are done it will result in the Seabear mauling you.
So please I beg of you to spread the word to keep everyone safe and aware of the dangers of a Seabear attack and what to do to prevent it. Please, think of the children.
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