sea goddes

Etihw & Kcalb


I bring you the Goddess and the Devil of the Gray Garden.

I hope you like it~

Characters of The Gray Garden
Credit of the Characters: Okegom, Funamusea, Deep Sea Prisoner Games

(PS:Sorry for the English T^T)



Os traigo a la Diosa y al Diablo del Jardin Gris.

Espero que os guste~

Personaje de The Gray Garden
Crédito de los personajes: Okegom, Funamusea, Deep Sea Prisoner Games

BRAZIL, Rio de Janeiro : TOPSHOT - A worshipper sends a handmade boat into the sea  as a year end offering to Iemanja, the Goddess of the Sea of the Afro-Brazilian religion Umbanda, at Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on December 29, 2015. AFP PHOTO / YASUYOSHI CHIBA / AFP / YASUYOSHI CHIBA                        

Divine Wrath Upon the Fish People

Context: The party entered a town of fish people hoping to scheme with the father of a corrupt priestess in order to stop her from oppressing the citizens living there. We decide the best course of action is to pretend to be sacrifices and are led through the city where we see a statue of the Sea Mother- their most respected goddess. Soon, we find ourselves in the center of very blood-thirsty fish people, about to be sacrificed when Carson (our Bard) rolls the highest initiative and comes up with an alternative to slaughtering them all.

Carson: Ok, so I’m not really sure how well this is going to work….. but I use Disguise Self to transform into a lady with an albino crayfish head and arms, thus becoming the spitting image of the Sea Mother.

DM: … well alright then… *rolls for all of the fish people to see if they can see through the illusion*

*critical fail for everyone*

DM: They all… *sigh* they all believe it…You are now the Sea Mother.


*fish people fall to their knees and beg forgiveness for trying to sacrifice her*

Other Player OOC: *to our party wizard who rolled the second highest initiative * CINNAMON ROLL DO YOU HAVE ENLARGE/REDUCE??

Cinnamon Roll: I DO. I DO HAVE THAT SPELL.

*Carson is now a GIANT Human/Crayfish lady*

DM: They all flee straight into the water. Are you happy now??

*fish people proceed to get shredded in half by ACTUAL god living in the lake*