My life’s work is finally here! Keep Beach City Weird - THE BOOK!!!
I’ve collected all of my findings into a single, very legitimate looking book, so that everyone can know the truth about my hometown of Beach City! Finally, my legacy is protected for the ages. Even if a giant solar flare wipes out all of the world’s computers - MY BLOG WILL SURVIVE!
Writing this book was a monumental task. It took me countless hours of slacking off at work to compile all of my writings, illustrations and far-flung theories into one place. I did have a little help from some fellow truth-stigators I met on a Koala Princess forum, Ben Levin and Matt Burnett, but most of the work was definitely done by ME!
So if you wanna read about lots of weird stuff like Radioactive Centipedes, Giant Women from the Sea, and The Great Diamond Authority - then order a copy! It’s sure to be an Empire Times Best-Seller!