sea cucumber

hey

hey did you know sea cucumbers. or like, slugs. theyre

thr stylish af

I mean look:

look at this. look at this sense of fashion

that feel for color

JUST LOOK AT THAT MOUSTACHE. you WISH you were this lit

a FIERY BOY

ROCKIN’ THOSE DOTS. spots. dots. ROUNDS

BI G  SPI KE Y


the ocean is so fucking cool i wish i was a sea lump like those bros

If you ever feel bad about ur life remember the time very, very long ago (today) when I was incredibly stressed out for two weeks because the cool barista told me she hoped I “had an unfortunate day” every morning, so I thought she hated me. Two weeks is how long it took me to piece together that my last name is Baudelaire. Was I clued in when she told me to watch out for men with ankle tattoos? No. No, I was not.

  • scientist 1: so we found these cool new creatures at the bottom of the ocean what should we call them
  • scientist 2: idk man they look like techinicolor sausages with guy fiery hair
  • scientist 2: ...sea....cucumber
  • scientist 1: nah we gotta make it sound Scientific™
  • scientist 1: ...nudibranch
  • scientist 2: why tho
  • scientist 1: ᵗʰᵉʸ ⁿᵃᵏᵉʸ