My fellow Thot’s,
I think I have found a gem on tinder. Life is fucking peaking. He works in the same field I want to go into when I finish University and guess what? When I told him about my future plans he literally said “I can mentor you!”.
I am not even trying to be extra, I am literally just being myself. We have so much in common and he asked me on a date! His words ‘I was hoping we could have dinner one night if you could drag yourself away from your studies and join me at one of Melbourne’s fine restaurants. It would be my pleasure.’ Of course I said yes.
Then he said something else. Something that tells me he is sugar daddy material. He said ‘I am seeking a companion, a friend, a student of life, someone I can spend my money on and care for, nurture their dreams and be entertained by their success. That’s what I’m looking for *inserts my name*.’
He gave me his full name to look him up. I am seeing him this week. He is so eccentric and I cannot wait to meet him.