Well well well
  • I just saw a thing that said George Washington was sick and went to the doctors and his doctor was like "yeah just go outside, and like do dad stuff k pumpkin?" And Washington became Washingdad and took Hamilton and Jefferson with him on a fishing trip and it probably went like this...
  • Everyone:
  • Everyone:
  • Washingdad:so... Did you catch anything, son?
  • Hamilton:yeah, I caught like 3
  • Jefferson:*at the same time*: yeah, I caught like 3
  • Hamilton:*glares* *whisper shouts* he was talking to me thank you very much
  • Jefferson:*tauntingly* you're such a daddy's not in that way you dirty minded scumbag
  • Hamilton:oh yeah, well you're just a wannabe
  • Jefferson:you little kiss up
  • Hamilton and Jefferson:*punching, pinching and kicking behind Washingdad, trying to be quiet, (it's not working)*
  • Washingdad:*does not want to be Washingdad anymore*
  • Washington:*jumps of cliff, Pocahontas style*
Curse of the Ex

Fandom: DC

Pairing: Jason Todd x reader

Word Count: ~850

Warnings: language and violence

Summary: Reader and Jason are dating and he discovers that they have a horrible ex that he vows to handle in his own way.

Note: JASON TODD IS THE ONLY COMICS CHARACTER I WILL WRITE…just letting you know, I read his stuff regularly and feel comfortable writing about him in a way that I don’t feel about other comics-only characters

Originally posted by thenocturnalfew

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SORRY FOR THE MASSIVE RANTS BUT I should probably point out that I’m 29 and wasted a lot of my time playing video games myself and still do, but also I’ve been running various jobs since I was 14. I grew up poor as dirt, all my clothes were hand me down from the family, we had loan sharks coming over and Lord knows what else. It wasn’t good. Okay.

Nothing pisses me off more than entitled scumbags who haven’t worked a day in their life holding up their hand for financial aid from the government because ‘they’re poor’ or rather, can’t be fucked to get a job. Then I see them shitposting about OW and Lord knows what other games they play and also talking to me about it while I’m at work busting my gut here to keep my head above the water. I’m so grateful I can afford video games now, that I can have pets and while I still suffer from massive money woes because I’m supporting two people on a single income I am proud of the fact I’m not a beggar.

Doesn’t stop me from getting pissy at friends of mine who just bitch about how unfair life is because getting a job sucks. Grow up, manchildren.

So brought Michelle for the first time and these loser guys working decided to ask for phone numbers… This is my 3rd time here and they hadn’t asked before…. Scumbags


time to dance // panic! at the disco

A woman has signs of physical injury, witnesses to back up her statement that her husband abused her, screenshots of text messages between her and her husband’s assistant where they discuss him hitting her, VIDEO PROOF that he was violent around her…and people still call her a liar and a gold-digger and defend her scumbag husband??? Really? What more could she possibly do to prove she was being abused?

does anyone ever consider the impact ozai’s death would have on zuko, and not aang? i’ve read countless metas on the ‘aang killing ozai’ debacle, but what about zuko? less than several months before sozin’s comet, he was desperate to be back in his father’s good graces; zuko truly thought that ozai could restore his honour. he wholeheartedly believed that ozai’s treatment of him was just, fair, and conjucive to creating an ‘honourable’ person.

we know that zuko’s opinion of his father takes a 180, but ozai will always be zuko’s father. why do we expect him to completely bury the inevitable bond he has with his own blood, while we sympathise with the Avatar, who refuses to carry out his duty by defeating this warmongering stranger?

zuko’s opinion on the whole ‘let’s-kill-my-dad’ debate is likely far more layered than we see, but he is selfless enough to understand that the killing of his father will restore peace and balance in the world. still, i rarely see people sympathising with zuko’s lot regarding his father’s hypoethetical death

“harley quinn can only be shipped with other women!!! she’s bisexual and shipping her with a man is bi erasure!!!!”

just in case we weren’t clear

you don’t have to like a ship – hell, in the case of ONE certain ship that puts harley with a certain scumbag i COULD name, you can actively despise it and tear it to shreds. but shipping a bisexual woman with a man is not fucking bi erasure.

Power Couple (Chato Santana)

reader mood board:

“What do we got here? Twelve pounds of shit in a ten-pound sack.” Rick said as some soldiers carried a body bag towards him and set it on the ground. One of the soldiers unzipped the body bag, “Welcome to the party, Captain Boomerang.” Rick welcomed the man as he struggled to get out the body bag. He then quickly punched the soldier that unzipped the bag and was held down by other men.

“Hey, what’s going on, man? Hey, one minute I’m playing Mahjong with me nanna then this red streak hits me outta nowhere.” Digger lied. “Shut up! You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.” Rick told Digger. “I was not!” Digger exclaimed.

Another car drove in, “Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything. Wonderful.” Rick said sarcastically. “Have a good time, scumbag.” A woman told Slipknot as he calmly exited the vehicle. He then headbutted the woman, “Straighten up.” One of the men told him. “She had a mouth,” Slipknot told them and Harley laughed.

“Where’s the witch?” Rick asked one of his men. They shrugged and Rick groaned. “Witch?” Floyd questioned. One more black car drove into the area and three soldiers ran towards it then stationed themselves and pointed their weapons at the car. Two soldiers exited the car and opened the side door where you walked out.

“I understand the straight jacket and chains, but a fucking shock collar? Is that really necessary?” You asked Rick. He gave you a look that said ‘really?’ and rolled his eyes. “You in need of another witch?” You asked him. “What happened to Crazy Moon?” You questioned and with a push of a button, electricity ran through your body, causing you to jerk and fall on the ground. The eyes of the other members wandered to you as you laughed. When the electricity stopped, you were yanked off the ground. “How do you expect me to help you on your suicide mission to rescue A-” You were cut off when Rick pressed the same button, sending you into an agonizing pain.

Seconds later, he stopped and his men, once again, yanked you off the ground. “You’ve got nothing on me.” You laughed. “And don’t try to scare me with the bomb in the neck shit.” You added and the rest of the team furrowed their eyebrows.

This bitch is crazy.

What did she say?

Bombs? In our necks?

“Stop thinking!” You shouted. “Their thoughts hurting your brain?” Rick taunted. “I could snap your neck with my mind, I wouldn’t test my patience if I were you.” You growled at him. “Listen up!” Rick shouted and you rolled your eyes. “In your necks, like the witch said, you’ve got a nanite explosive. It’s the size of a rice grain but it’s powerful as a hand grenade.” Rick told them and you rolled your eyes. Chato’s eyes glanced at you and saw the chains they had around your ankles.

“You disobey me, you die,” Rick stated and looked directly at you, causing you to smile. Killer Croc gave him a low growl. “You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me, and guess what?” Rick asked. “You die.” You answered in a mocking tone, causing Digger, Floyd, and Harley to chuckle. Harley then raised her hand, “I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.” She told him and you smiled.

“Lady, shut up!” Rick shouted at her. “Don’t have to be such a fucking dick, Flag.” You told him. “I swear to God I will find a way to kill you.” Rick threatened you and they all turned to look at you. “Honey, I’m the closest thing to a God there is and you can’t kill a God.” You told him and Digger chuckled.

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At this point it isn’t even a joke. Paulie is such a disgusting human being, I don’t get how he can live with himself saying all these disgusting things. He deserves to get evicted and booed. No way in hell should he get that 500k. He needs to leave.


Tataaaa, here’s our favourite scumbag Nevada for you! 😄
After Tick Tick Boom, this was the most difficult Raúl Esparza drawing I’ve made so far. Not even the most complicated Barba tie can compete with this. 😂
I don’t know if I’m allowed to say that, but I’m actually a bit proud of it. It fascinates me that it kinda looks more like a painting than a pencil drawing.
Anyway, I hope you’ll like it friends. The chest hair was the most fun to draw. 😁

Thanks to the amazing @raulism for suggesting this exact pic to me! 😘💋