Hey so I’ve had a lot of experience with cats throughout my life, but something’s baffling me right now and I want to know if any of my followers might know what’s going on.

It could be anything, since I couldn’t actually see them, but there are two cats that are outside behind some bushes near my house that are yowling in unison. Sometimes they sound like they’re in distress, sometimes they just sound like they’re perfectly fine. But every time they meow they meow together, at the same time, for the same length.

I went outside and checked around and though I didn’t see them, I knew where they were. There wasn’t any fur or (thank god) blood around, so I assume neither of them were hurt or got into a scuffle. After a few I shook a near by bush to try and scare them off in case they were maybe gonna get into a fight. After that I heard nothing, so I went back inside.

Does anyone know what this might have meant? (It’s 9:30 PM right now, and it’s been dark out for a while. I know cats will meow at night sometimes, but I dunno if this is the same thing!)
Ecuador protests to Turkey over Erdogan speech scuffle - BBC News
Ecuador protests to Turkey over an incident in which demonstrators were ejected during a speech by Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan in Quito.

Ecuador has protested to Turkey over an incident in which demonstrators were violently ejected during a speech by visiting Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan in the capital, Quito.

Three women protesters were thrown out of the venue by Turkish security. An Ecuadorean MP was also reportedly injured during Thursday’s incident.

Ecuador’s foreign minister says the guards’ behaviour was “irresponsible”.

Mr Erdogan was in Quito to boost diplomatic and trade ties with Ecuador.

As Mr Erdogan prepared to hold a news conference at the National Higher Studies Institute, protesters demonstrated against recent operations by Turkey against the Kurdistan Workers’s Party (PKK) militant group.

Inside the hall, when the three women heckled Mr Erdogan, they were set upon by his personal guards and a scuffle ensued. One protester was momentarily placed in a headlock.

anonymous asked:

you and mirage cleaning up in your garage? (you wearing a swim suit and washing mirage of mud and stuff.)

Mirage (G1):

“Seriously, how did you get this muddy?”

“Trust me, it wasn’t my choice.”

You were out on the driveway, cleaning off your boyfriend. He had just gotten back from a “scuffle” with a few Decepticons, evidently getting filth all over himself in the process. He sat on your driveway in vehicle mode, his flashy and sleek style attracting the eye of a few passerby’s. You sighed, moving your thumb over the hose spout and letting the jet of water peel the mud from his tire guards.

“Well, be glad that I needed an excuse to cool off in this heat,” you teased, moving the stream of water to his windshield.

“I don’t see how you’ll be able to cool down with me around, I’m just too hot,” he quipped with a low chuckle.

“Oh, hush up,” you said with a smile, giving his chassis a pat.

Who *actually* turned on the lightsaber?

Guys….I’ve been thinking about this, and to me, it’s the classic ‘who actually pulled the trigger’ gun scuffle.

“I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?”

“Yes. Anything.”

Originally posted by bensolotrashh

Forget the meta of the script for a moment. What’s clear is that Kylo’s been told he has to kill Han in order to ‘be free’, and as much as Snoke tried to play sympathetic about it and make it SEEM like it was some unfortunate thing, Kylo knew it was an order. 

Kylo Ren is beefed up with the force. You think he didn’t know his dad was around the corner? He deliberately avoided him knowing what would go down, and yet Han still chased after him like an idiot which forced Kylo’s hand. Kylo then breaks down and pretty much tells Han that he’s been ordered to kill him. “I’m being torn apart…I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.” He then asks for his father’s help.

You can see it in Han’s eyes. I don’t have any gifs myself but all of you already know this scene by heart by now. Han knows what’s going to go down. He knows before he even leaves the Resistance base that he’s most likely not coming back. But I doubt he could have imagined it’d be like this.

Kylo, or in this moment should we say BEN, extends the lightsaber forward, and Han grasps it. And then, there’s a struggle. There’s a struggle over the lightsaber. They’re both pulling it towards them, but to what purpose? So Kylo can kill Han, or so Han can kill himself so Ben won’t have to and Ben isn’t sure if he wants to let him do it???

“Thank you…”

WHY would you thank someone in this situation? It doesn’t make sense, unless it was because Han is the one who yanked the saber forward and flicked the switch on himself. Ben then completes the show, pushing the saber deeper, and doesn’t move away as Han runs his hand down his son’s face….

Han Solo kills himself, saving his son from having to do the unspeakable, so Snoke doesn’t actually drag him deeper down into the hell he already lives in while all the while Kylo can claim he did it and protect himself a little longer from a situation he knows is crumbling around him. This is Han’s last act- helping buy his son just a little more time.

And that’s all I have to say on that subject.

Star Wars headcanon #107:

Luke Skywalker really knows his water.

Much as he hated it, Luke spent nineteen years on a moisture farm with an uncle who was actively trying to get him into the business. And on Tatooine, water is SERIOUS business: the EU mentions water imposts, different prices for different grades of water, and so on. An experienced moisture farmer could probably taste a glass of Tatooine water and know what grade it was, what part of the planet it likely came from, and what the impurities were.

All of which leads to a scuffle when, more than a decade after Luke left home, he and Mara are on Tatooine chasing a lead and the local barkeep–figuring them for offworlders–sells Mara a carafe of Grade Three water at Grade One prices. Luke takes one sip and flips from Jedi Master to Farmboy in an instant. Specifically, Farmboy Pissed at Being Handed a Bad Product and what the hell are you trying to pull, pal? I know for a fact you didn’t pay anywhere near these prices per liter, not with those calcium levels–Striker’s Ridge water, right? Have they ever replaced those vaporators? Who do you think you’re kidding here?

Mara finds this simultaneously embarrassing and weirdly endearing. (Farmboys have to drive hard bargains too, after all.) But that doesn’t stop her from teasing him about it later.

(A scream from the shower: “Skywalker! Help! CALCIUM!”)

im waiting for a scope to be brendon walking around and the cameras wobbling and hes like “woAH– fuck– shit” and u just hear sarah like “lemme take the camera hold on” and theres a bit of a scuffle and then shes holding it up so u just see brendon with his arms out like hes trying to regain his balance and hes like “well you asked for it” and does that stupid laugh of his and sarah just tilts the camera so u see him awkwardly trying to stand in a pair of high heels hes definitely not used to and that are definitely way too tall for him

i did some of these for monster high and i had a lot of fun w/ it so!! miraculous ladybug eps as clickbait titles:

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  • This Grown Man Has Never Let His Son Have A Birthday Party - You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
  • Ancient And Probably Cursed Egyptian Artifact Leads To Lots Of Trouble For Local Museum
  • Girl With Cellphone Addiction And Privacy Issues Takes It Too Far
  • The Most WTF Family Heirlooms Ever Passed Down
  • The Cringe-Worthy Effects Of A Pigeon-Feeding Ban
  • Schoolboy Crush Ends In Assault And Heartbreak - Peers Say “He Was Such A Nice Kid”
  • Parents Day Ends In Mental Breakdown Of Seasoned Cop
  • Identity Thief Impersonates Vigilante In Attempts To Woo A Teenager
  • The Most Nightmarish Reactions Of Jaded Singles On Valentine’s Day
  • Filming Of Low-Budget Romance Movie Turns Into A Horror Movie On Set - You’ll Never Guess Why!
  • Political Scandal And Debate Takes A Turn For The Medevial
  • Scuffle With Local Mime Almost Ends In Destruction Of The Eiffel Tower
  • How This International Cooking Competition Could Have Ended In Cannibalism
  • You Won’t Believe How This Gamer Girl Destroys This One Boy’s Self-Esteem

Rough dog park day for us!

Evie got attacked by my friend’s deaf foster dog because he became insanely jealous of his owner, my friend Morgan, petting and loving on Evie. They had a pretty good scuffle and had to be pulled off of one another and the two could not get along afterward, WHICH IS HEARTBREAKING, because I love Morgan and her dog Miss B, but it was very apparent that the deaf foster dog is not an Evie fan. She tried licking him on the mouth just before they left and he lunged at her again.

Then we had a group of people come in and bring THEIR VERY SMALL DOGS into the big dog park side, while there are already, like, four bully breed mutts in the mix (Morgan had leashed her two dogs at this point, though, since her foster and Evie weren’t getting along). They were continuously picking up their small dogs and just holding them, keeping any of the dogs from interacting, screaming a lot, and HITTING EVIE WHEN SHE TRIED TO PLAY WITH THEIR DOGS. Which was an absolute no-go. I called them out three times for hitting my dog. Three times. After the third time, I told them they need to leave or take their dogs into the small dog side. They got an attitude with me and tried to say I needed to leave (I was there first and they are the ones causing the problems, the scuffle aside which was before they came in anyway, Evie’s not being aggressive to their dogs although she IS chasing their VERY SMALL chihuahua every time they put it on the ground, which is why it had no business being on the big-dog side!!). Hitting a strange dog sure is a good way to get bit, and absolutely not should you ever hit someone else’s dog. Evie does not get hit, we do not train that way.

Probably one of the most stressful dog park trips we’ve ever had, geez. And Evie hardly got to actually play with anyone at all since one dog wanted to eat her and the owners of the other dogs wanted to hit her!

A Year Every Minute Pt. 53

A story centered around the lives of Gaster, Sans, and Papyrus from beginning to end. Themes will be both happy and tragic.

The closer the two brothers got to Greater Dog’s station, the louder things became. Papyrus looked down at his brother, the sounds of yelping and scuffling growing stronger by the minute. Quickly he reached down, scooping Sans under one of his arms before sprinting along the pathway to where all the noise was coming from.

As they broke through the line of trees Papyrus slid to a halt just in time to watch a vine wrap around the little dog outside its armor before whipping it over the ledge to their doom. The yelping echoed upward, piercing the ears of everyone nearby as the poor dog plummeted to its death.

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Prompt: Just a random plot bunny that popped up as I was falling asleep last night. I so badly wanted to turn it into smut, but I just couldn’t bring myself to it. Plenty of fluff instead! 

Triggers: Kidnapping, mentions of violence. 

You sat slumped against the wall in the basement of the unsub’s house. He had been a particularly difficult person to track down, and he had managed to kidnap you away from the team. He was currently holding you in his basement and had roughed you up a bit trying to get information from you. He had gotten frustrated when you refused and returned to the upper layer of his house. There were suddenly the sounds of a scuffle on the level above you, and you knew that the team was there to rescue you.

The next few minutes were a blur as Morgan broke down the basement door and helped you up the steps. You saw the concerned looks of your fellow teammates, but you reassured them that you were fine. Hotch ordered that you were at least checked out by the medics before heading back to the hotel.

As you sat on the edge of the ambulance, you glanced around and asked, “JJ, where’s Spence?”

There was a look of worry on her face as she said, “Hotch had to pull him off the case after you were taken.”

“Why?” you said in a tone of shock.

JJ took a deep breath and began to explain what had happened hours earlier.


“That’s not good enough!” Spencer shouted in the direction of Hotch.

Hotch glared at Spencer and said, “Reid we are doing everything we can to find her.”

Tears started welling up in his eyes as he said weakly, “We have to find her. I.. I can’t lose her. I love her.”

Silence fell among the team as they looked around at each other. It was unexpected for Spencer to suddenly confess such deep feelings. Spencer collapsed in the nearest chair sobbing into his hands. The team understood why this was so hard for him. He had lost Maeve to an extremely similar situation, and now the second person he had grown to love in a romantic manner was trapped in a dangerous situation.

“Reid,” Hotch said a bit more gently, “You’re emotionally compromised, so I can’t let you work this case.”

“Don’t make me leave,” Spencer pleaded.

Hotch nodded, “You can stay, but you can’t work it.”

Spencer nodded as another sob shook his chest.

*End Flashback*

“Spencer loves me?” you whispered not directed at anyone in particular, “I never thought he’d feel the same way.”

“Wait, you love Pretty Boy?” Morgan asked you, “Damn, working with a bunch of profilers makes things complicated.”

“JJ, where is he?” you asked, “Did Hotch make him stay behind at the office?”

Hotch walked up to the group around you at the ambulance and said, “He’s sitting on the bumper of the farthest SUV. Go talk to him.” He turned to JJ and Derek and said, “The rest of us will finish up here. Give them a minute and take them both back to the hotel on the way back to the police station.”

You didn’t hear much of what Hotch had to say after he told you where Spencer was. The medics cleared you, and you immediately walked toward Spencer in a daze.

“Spence,” you whispered as you approached him.

He looked up at you with bloodstained eyes and tear-stained cheeks. A quiet sob shook his entire body. The shock of the entire situation hit you as a silent sob shook you. You wrapped him in your arms as he sat on the SUV. There weren’t any words exchanged between the two of you at first. The world around you didn’t exist as you felt his tears against your neck.

After a moment, you said, “Spence, we have a lot to talk about. JJ and Derek are going to drop us off at the hotel on their way to the office.”

He nodded still not speaking yet. He helped you into the SUV, and the four of you rode in silence on the way back to the hotel.

As you rode the elevator to the floor with your rooms you said, “Can I stay in your room?”

He nodded and led you first to your room so that you could get your go bag. You then followed him down to his room.

“Do you mind if I shower?” you asked him.

“Not at all,” he croaked. You guessed that he had been crying for quite a while.

You quickly removed the soiled clothes and stepped into a steaming hot shower. The heat soothed the soreness and pain as the water washed away the blood and dirt you had acquired in the basement. You expected the panic to hit as you showered, but the thought of Spencer consumed you instead.

You quickly dried off and towel dried your hair. You pulled on your sweats and took a deep breath preparing yourself for the conversation that was about to happen between you and Spencer.

When you reentered the room, you found him in the same position in which you had left him. He was sitting on the edge of the bed with tears still pouring from his eyes.

You sat down beside him deciding to cut straight to the chase and said, “I love you, Spencer.”

The shock on his face was evident, and he said, “You do?”

You nodded and said, “I do, Spence. JJ and Derek told me what happened after I was taken. I had no idea you felt so strongly about me. I’ve had feelings for you for a while, but I never thought you felt the same way.”

“I love you so much, (Y/N),” he confessed, “I was terrified that I was going to lose you before I had the chance to tell you.”

You moved closer to him on the edge of the bed and threw caution to the wind. You took one of his hands in yours and used your other hand run your fingers through his hair. You leaned in and pressed your lips to his. He immediately reciprocated the kiss pulling you even closer to him. His tongue snaked across your lips causing you to moan as you gave him access to explore your mouth.

The two of you eventually broke apart panting for air. You looked him deep in his eyes and saw the pain and fear of losing you slowly fade away.

“I love you so much,” Spencer whispered.

“I love you too,” you responded.

Exhaustion took over, and you nearly started falling asleep as you were sitting up on the edge of the bed.

Spencer noticed how tired you were and said, “Give me a couple of minutes to shower?”

You nodded, and he left the room to shower. You took that as an opportunity to pull back the covers of the bed and crawl in. It had only been a few minutes when Spencer came back in the room in his pajamas. He carefully crawled under the covers and snuggled up to your side wrapping his arms around you.

“I can’t guarantee that I’ll sleep without nightmares,” you admit.

“Nightmares or not, I’ll be right here. I’m not letting you out of my arms tonight,” he responding pressing a kiss to your forehead.

Neo was well aware of the fact that there was no worse time than recently to be on her own in the woods and out of hearing distance from the village. She knew that, but it didn’t stop her from taking this walk. Her footsteps were quite silent, and if it weren’t for that she likely wouldn’t have heard the scuffling behind her. She came to a slow stop, eyes focused on the ground as she listened.

anonymous asked:

Cognitive functions as hoe don't do it scenarios

Hmm… okay I think I got an idea:

Te: Triangular Scuffle Hoe: very efficient. Every gardener should have one

Ti: A very old hoe model. Actually this model was created back in…

Fe: A trustworthy hoe with many friends

Fi: A fun little hoe that isn’t too dangerous but will help you garden

Ne: Some still question if this is a hoe or not. Fun new design to the typical hoe

Ni: A sturdy hoe. Secretly its design is for the purpose of destroying other hoes

Se: A hoe that’s pleasing to look  at and can defend itself from Ni Hoe

Si: Just like the hoe you used as a kid. People who used this buy it for their kids to also use and make memories with it

Note: I apologize if I’ve offended any hoes with this post. Your functions do not determine what kind of hoe you are

Retrieved from Kaneki’s voice recorder
“Recording #1”
Date: unknown

Kaneki: you know most people see Hide as a happy, excitable ball of sunshine and yes, that is true, but they don’t see the side he shows in his natural habitat. He’s like a wild animal. Every morning, I awake to the sound of crunching as he eats cereal by the handful, dropping just about as much on the floor as he gets in his mouth. He then proceeds to the bathroom and closes the door for about half an hour. I don’t know what he does, and based on the sounds that come out of there, I don’t think I want to find out. He comes out in his underwear and doesn’t put anything else on until he has to, no matter the temperature. Sometimes he makes weird noises and clings to me.

*the sound of scuffling is heard in the background*

Hide get down from there!

Seriously, this game is insane. There have been countless scuffles, endless bullshit calls, back and forth goals, a couple small injuries, our coach losing his mind, and a goal from a player that hasn’t scored in 14 months? The Hawks are up a goal with half a period left, and then tied a minute later and haven’t been able to keep a lead so far. Absolute. Insanity.

     No matter how much time Riley spent in it, she would never get used to the rain. She hadn’t gotten used to it during her time spent in Maryland and D.C. and she made no promises to herself that she’d get used to it now–even if Seattle was the wettest place in the Nation. Adjusting the hood on her head, Riley made her way down the street, glancing briefly to herself every once and a while in the windows of the street side shops and businesses. She looked disheveled at best, her hair becoming more and more frizzy by the second, her leather jacket worn from many late night scuffles on the job.

     The small chime of the coffee shop door as she opened it signaled all eyes to flash to her–if only for a brief moment. She pushed past the looks and took her place in line, scanning the expansive list of assorted coffee and drinks on the back wall. Seattle’s Best was, well, the best coffee one could get in Seattle. Riley resisted to roll her eyes at the simplicity of the name, instead focusing on enjoying the humor of it all. “A venti soy latte, please,” she smiled to the barista out of habit and nodded once when the young woman keyed in her order. Taking her leave off to the side to wait, Riley’s hands folding behind her back–a tick she hadn’t shaken from her weathered time spent in the Secret Service.
NOT AN ONION ARTICLE OF THE DAY: Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Arrested for Assault on State College Officer
A man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested for assaulting an Evergreen State College officer and Thurston County sheriff’s deputy in Washington state.

A man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested in Washington state on an assault charge.

The man, who changed his name from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, was arrested for allegedly assaulting a Thurston County sheriff’s deputy and an Evergreen State College police officer, reported KING5 News.

The 34-year-old was seen tearing down fliers at Evergreen, located in Olympia. A police officer then chased him down and got into a scuffle him.

Zopittybop-bop-bop then allegedly tried to grab the officer’s gun and attempted to stab him with a pen.

The officer used a Taser but Zopittybop-bop-bop ran away. He then “retrieved a handcuff case and swung it like a hammer, causing a laceration on the officer’s head,” court documents said, according to the Tri City Herald. He then ran into a wooded area and threw a rock at a deputy.

The Evergreen officer was taken to Providence St. Peter Hospital, where he got a tetanus shot and four staples to close a cut on his head.

It’s unclear if Zopittybop-bop-bop was under the influence of drugs when he was arrested. He was listed as homeless, said the Herald.

Zopittybop-bop-bop was charged in 2013 for having more than a half-ounce of marijuana during a police search of his turquoise minivan in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. In 2012, he was arrested in Madison, Wisconsin, on drug charges.

A few years ago, he told the Wisconsin State Journal that his first name, Beezow, signifies “the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.”

And Doo-doo “is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos,” he added.

Meanwhile, Zopittybop-bop-bop also has personal meaning, which “is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death,” he said.

According to the newspaper, he was previously diagnosed with schizophrenia. However, he disputed the diagnosis and has refused treatment. In 2013, USA Today reported that he has been in and out of the mental health care system.