Zelo: Ok, let’s do this. What’s my gay category?
Daehyun: Ok, you’re a twink, but I’ve seen you eat so you’re a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Himchan, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag.
Himchan: But I used to be a beard so I’ll take that as a win.
Youngjae: I thought I was a hag?
Daehyun: No, you are a top, plain and simple.
Youngjae: Damn right I am.
Jongup: Oh, I know what I am, I’m a scruffy power bottom because I have a goatee and I do lots of glute exercises.
Daehyun: Your reasoning is wrong but your conclusion is correct.
Yongguk: Do me, do me!
Daehyun: Oh, would that I could. Would that I freaking could.