scruffy power bottom

Zelo: Ok, let’s do this. What’s my gay category?

Daehyun: Ok, you’re a twink, but I’ve seen you eat so you’re a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Himchan, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag.

Himchan: But I used to be a beard so I’ll take that as a win.

Youngjae: I thought I was a hag?

Daehyun: No, you are a top, plain and simple.

Youngjae: Damn right I am.

Jongup: Oh, I know what I am, I’m a scruffy power bottom because I have a goatee and I do lots of glute exercises.

Daehyun: Your reasoning is wrong but your conclusion is correct.

Yongguk: Do me, do me!

Daehyun: Oh, would that I could. Would that I freaking could.

Bonnie: OK, let’s do this. What’s my gay category?

Connor: OK, you’re a twink, but I’ve seen you eat so you’re a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Michaela, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag.

Michaela: But I used to be a beard so I take that as a win.

Laurel: I thought I was a hag.

Connor: No, you’re a top, plain and simple.

Laurel: Damn right I am.

Asher: Oh, I know what I am. I’m a scruffy power bottom because I have a goatee and I do lots of glute exercises.

Connor: Your reasoning is wrong but your conclusion is correct.