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  • McGonagall: Well, they finally caught the thief.
  • Fred: Wow, they’re really going to expel him just for stealing pudding cups and toilet paper?
  • McGonagall: No, he was caught taking Quidditch equipment from the locker rooms.
  • Fred:
  • George:
  • McGonagall: ...Have you two been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper?
  • George: What? No. We - we hate pudding and we don’t - we don’t use...toilet paper.
  • McGonagall:
  • Fred: We have one of those French thingies that shoots water up your butt.
  • McGonagall: Bidet?
  • Fred and George: Bidet to you too, Professor.