Ravageurs amuse. | Evelyn Waugh
Okay so I found this and now I'm fucking seething: Me: Why do you ship Jon3rys? Person: He's Ice! She's Fire. They're gonna have Magical Targ Incest Babies and rule the 7 kingdoms! Yay! Person: Why do you ship Jonsa? Me: *rummages through drawer* *pulls out 96 long-ass metas, each one more intelligent and well-written than the last, 2,750+ fanfics, GRRM's original plotline, two incest furs, one "wolf-bit" dress* *plops them all on table with a loud thump* Me: Any questions? We're not idiots.