“RED CARD FOR AINO FOR ALSO VIOLATING THE NO MEMES IN THE HOUSE RULE”
she was GETTING THERE she was going to do a bit involving “bi the way…” (or possibly “gettin’ bi
with a little help from a friend” either way it would have been a
BRILLIANT PUN THAT DEFINITELY NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE)
Button-ups, lace-up boots, stark white hair, scarlet irises, empty hallways, hanging banners, dawn light through the window, jackets coated in badges, chalk drawings on the sidewalk,
Clean desktops, typography, fractals, equations on grid paper, tears of joy, stripes, the shade beneath the trees, organized folders on a computer, long embraces, plants grown between the keyboard, neat and tidy wires,
Ink blots, vintage books, attics, leather and lace garters, lipstick hidden on a man’s collar, satin sheets, handcuffs, typewriters, dominance and submissiveness,
don’t compare yourself with other artists.
it will destroy completely
your self esteem and confidence
and also you could chip
the splendid freedom and madness
of your heart and brain.
If you search deep enough in your soul
you’ll realize you’re unique and special
and extremely talented and beautiful.
I don’t have enough ideas and words
to tell you how much I respect you and love you.
This scribble is a sign of devotion dedicated
to all my fellow friends artists scholars and poets.
I make a bow and take my hat off in front of all the authors.
Really love you guys :)
“Why the fuck are you always here?” Bakugou, resident grump employee at the boba shop with the half-assed uniform, asks.
“I like your balls,” Kirishima responds around chewy tapioca pearls, wondering how Bakugou still hasn’t realized he’s come by the shop for two weeks straight after the gym and gave up his protein shakes just to see him.
“Then—fucking tip me,” Bakugou splutters for lack of better words and aggressively points at the tip jar before storming off red-faced.
Kirishima laughs fondly at the cute outburst and drops in a dollar alongside his receipt with his number scribbled on the back, signed from the guy who likes his balls.