screw you guys

ladydracarysao3  asked:

A shitty summary (to the tube of the llama song -google it if need be): Here's a Cullen, there's a cullen, everywhere a Cullen, Cullen. Cullen, Cullen, Cullen, Cullen, Cullen, Cullen. Egg.

Ok…I’ll give you that, but there’s also Morrigan’s and Varric’s and Hawke’s and everyone else…there’s just like a million Cullen’s to 1 of someone else because SCREW YOU GUYS I WANT CULLEN!!!