screw all the other ships

Me, watching Riverdale 1.05
  • Hey mrs Bloosom, aint ya a bitch. Please join mrs Cooper in Bitchy Mothers Club
  • Archie at it again with unnecesary fanservice
  • MURDERBOARD!!! YASSS. But where are your colored strings Stiles?
  • Love how Veronica talks loudly about Grundy on football field where anyone can accidentially overhear it. And did Kev even know til now?
  • Valerie is an angel. Screw all the other ships. Archie x Valerie for life
  • Sleepover with Cheryl? ITS A TRAP!
  • Wasn’t Jason kinda thin for football captain?
  • OH MY GOD! Val is in his room! and no personal space… this ship is sailed
  • Fred “wannabe cool dad” Andrews ships it
  • Riverdale, town of shitty Mothers… im so glad Betty’s dad is ok dude
  • Betts hears bout her sis trying to kill herself and who she tells first? Her babe Juggy 😍 My inverstigating bbies
  • Andrews… you are sooo bad at football
  • REGGIE TRIED TO BE NICE i think
  • “Grundy, she must have connected with you in some way I don’t see us doing” Oh she did, sexualy.You Interested?
  • When you try to show your gf to your parents and it gets awkward #cherylproblems
  • So Cheryl brought V to sleepover, because she is lonely and has no other real friends… legit crying
  • But you deserve better family too Cheryl
  • Adios Alice Cooper, Bloosom-bitch just stole your Bitchiest-mother crown
  • WTF Archie? Its memorial and you have your football jacket? Where are your maners. Even Jugg has a suit
  • Bloosom-Bitch touching Archie hair…psycho alert
  • Val is Archies date 😍
  • Shadowhunters funeral colours.. my babe Cheryl knows her stuff.
  • I’m crying… and kinda shipping Cheryl and Veronica
  • For second i thought she was Jason’s ghost or something
  • Jughead hiding behind Betty 😂 Like man
  • Jason actually loved Polly, I’m kinda shocked
  • OH hey.. I have perfect name for this episode: “Cheryl Blossom’s never ending suffering”
  • What’s with this Romeo and Juliet crap?
  • Awesome.. now papaCooper in an Asshole too..
  • Give Reggie the damn jersey. Archie sucks at football

4

Eve: “Do you have any idea what’s on the otherside of this door?”

Flynn: “No. But isn’t that great?”