During his move to Washington, DC, Stiles made a number of realizations about life, the most prominent of which was that it was amazing what kind of hobbies a guy could pick up when his days weren’t packed full of running for his life from various supernatural horrors. Like trivia nights, for example. Stiles had a regular team and the entire bar groaned when they walked in because they knew they were about to get creamed.
Or the tabletop gaming club he joined, where everyone was just as competitive as he was, and punches had been thrown on more than one occasion.
Or like, Stiles jogged now.
Through the National Mall.
Like Captain America or some shit.
And with these hobbies came a sort of routine, and though most were on hold during the summer when his trivia team and gaming rivals were back home, the running stuck. It was calming and got his mind off things, gave him a chance to think about any papers he had to write, or de-stress about his FBI internship when it got a little hectic.
It was a good routine.
So every Saturday morning, Stiles got up a little earlier so he could get in his longer route, and left his dorm for his jog through the National Mall. On Saturdays, he took the path that went through the war memorials, down into West Potomac Park, and over to the Jefferson Memorial. It was his favorite place to take a breather because that early in the morning, there were rarely any tourists, and other joggers left him alone. It was nice and private, with a great view of the city across the water.
Stiles leaned back against the front steps and glanced around him casually, making sure there was no one too close before pulling out his little burner flip phone.
He had an old school drug dealer flip phone. His dad would be so proud.
There was only one number the phone ever called, so there was no need to save it under a name.
He waited for a few minutes, biding his time until the clock hit 7:15am, and then he called that number.
On the third ring, Derek picked up.
“Morning, sunshine!” Stiles greeted, already wide awake from his jog. Derek grunted back. He must’ve had a late night at the bar. “Any leads?”
Derek yawned loudly. “Still no werewolves with triskele tattoos, still wanted for murder.”
“GAWD TAKE YOUR BENTO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS ALREADY I DON’T WANT TO BE REMINDED ABOUT HOW LONELY I AM”
just a bunny rabbit in an apron
that smile is too precious
“no i don’t want your finger on my chin i want your food in my mouth”
okay this guy is my favorite. look at how extra he is.
what an asshole. i’m going to watch him drown in his own ego with a bowl of popcorn. it will be delicious.
“did you cast a spell on me” buddy in an alternate universe she stabs you. wait. no. just… you die or something bud.
SOLDIER 76 CAN SEE EVERYTHING WITH HIS VISOR! BUT CAN HE SEE HOW SCREWED HE IS BECAUSE A YANDERE’S IN LOVE WITH THE SAME GIRL?! good luck jack.
cotton candy hair. imma eat it.
the camera angle does not reveal the fact that he’s holding a student that was stabbed with a pair of scissors. they are both wrapped up in bandages. the student is still bleeding. the nurse is useless. what has yandere-kun done. and is that a plastic bag filled with prescription drugs on the ground?
explain to me how the fuck his is an accident. on the bright side senpai can boop the snoot.
fucking pedophile. no screwing the children, teach. we literally had a problem with that in our school this year. why do you look exactly like principal guy from assassination classroom.
abs… or lack thereof
you can’t tame DEEZ NUTS LOCKS
boo imma ghost in a black jacket and im wet because this jacket is low ass quality
oh god it’s too adorable
those eyes. it’s the human embodiment of a freaking sugar cookie. like one of the sugar cookies that’s 99% sugar.
bad sugar cookie! bad!
people have been comparing this guy to some other anime character and i forget who but i believe them
nyeh heh heheh this boi… you troll
oh shit they’re all thirsty
osana’s like why are all these fuckbois after my best friend. i feel you osana.
i would kill all of them mercilessly. what are they doing to fem!senpai. well i guess thats the point of the game anyway.
the art is literally amazing and i’d like to thank the artist for giving us this amazing concept. what an amazing april fools prank, it’s half frustrating half awesome. also the names are cringey af, is that just me
I am literally in love with that video, especially Jimin’s fancam…I’ve seen it way too many times and decided, the only way to get over it is to take funny screenshots from the video..I admit it was really hard..
I’ve always loved that part when they kicked the air but I can say that I’m over it after this picture :) Jimin still looks good tho
Tae looks so done
The “when you suddenly see a spider on the floor” picture
“I wish I was this tall…”
When you lose your glasses and panic
Tae contemplating life in middle of a performance…same Tae…same…