In the wise words of the ever-charismatic Jeff Goldblum- er, I mean, Chaos Doctor Ian Malcolm- Life, uhhhhhh, finds a way. Only for the very cleverest of creatures, this charcoal grey t-shirt features all the nostalgia I’ve been feeling lately about laser lights, space wizards and giant islands full of genetic crimes against nature. So moonwalk your way down to the mall and rent a classic VHS, because this t-shirt is gonna make you radical, dudes! also;

Announcing a new brand of shirts available at Unicorn Empire! Comfort Colors garment dyed t-shirts are a premium line of t-shirts that we are so excited to be adding to our lineup! Comfort Colors are made from pure cotton and offer unmatched softness and uniquely rich color with a wide variety of new color options to choose from. [Available here]