People keep asking me to put these online. At first I assumed
they were just being polite, but now I think maybe they’re screenwriting
students who have to write a paper and are trying to passive-aggressively irk
their professors. Although I support that, I wanted to wait until the films were
fully released everywhere. They are now, so here you go.
I was going to write a lengthy explanation of my creative process
with each of these, clarify how and why they may differ from the finished films, and
also go on a lengthy, ill-conceived rant about how I consider a majority of the
scripts I’m submitted to be unreadable. But I think the changes speak for
themselves, and if you have any questions upon reading, you can always
find me on social media or lurking under a bridge somewhere. Otherwise, I
appreciate your appreciation of my marvelous words.
The Guest screenplay (PDF) is here:
You’re Next screenplay (PDF) is here: