screeeees

  • Middle of a meeting, Lance has been trying to explain his opinion but:
  • Lance: -and can you stop twitching your ears Keith? It’s distracting!
  • Keith: Well if you weren’t screeching in my ears they wouldn’t be twitching
  • Lance: Uh, rude much? I don’t screech
  • Keith: See, I see your lips are moving so I assume you’re saying something
  • Keith: But all I hear is SCREEEEE-
  • Lance: SHUT UP KEITH!
  • Keith: SCREEEEE-