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Ok y’all time to talk about The Ninjago Movie

First, the characters we’ve seen so far

GLOWY GARMY GLOWY GARMY HE GLOWS I’M SCREAMING

I love him so much he’s my profile picture on discord right now. Although in some other pictures the 4 arms look a little,,, weird,,,, but idk

ok so you can’t tell with the quality of this picture but HE HAS THE SCARS AROUND HIS EYES A+ I LOVE 

the hair seems a little… tall? but it’s chill. His character design is pretty close to the show’s, his hair is just mirrored, so he doesn’t freak me out as much as the others.

Nya is cool, it looks like she’s got some samurai stuff going on which makes me HYPE but she sort of looks like a fusion of wildstyle and Pixal, ya know? We’ll see.

Jay why ya gotta be in the back I can’t tell anything about you.

Anyways he has freckles guys. FRECKLES I REPEAT FRECKLES HE IS CUTE 

at first I thought he had Dareth’s hair and I was like. No. but I looked at it again and it’s just really messy thank goodness. HOWEVER I THINK HIS HAIR IS BROWN NOT RED AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY 

I’M A REDHEAD I NEED MY REPRESENTATION

Interesting that he’s wearing both red and blue 

uh

uh…….

ok so, why does Lloyd have green eyes when every single other lego minifigure ever has black it’s creeping me out just a bit.

Also he looks like a surfer dude so

put his eyebrows back where they came from or so help me

but it’s ok, he looks old but it’s probably just the expression.

it’s all ok

everything is going to be o-

AHHHHHHHHHH NEVERMIND ABORT ABORT N O T  O K

I’ve been able to calm down and appreciate every character design except for Zane’s 

Part of what’s so beautiful about Zane is he’s a robot but he still acts and looks human but,,, I don’t think this is the case here. 

Is his head skinny or is it just me

why are his eyes glowing not ok scared help me

ok maybe things are going to be ok after all

tbh the worst part is I can’t see his eyebrows does he have The Eyebrows???? I need to know now. Plz.

but he totally looks like a buff weightlifting hot dude who’s secretly a ballerina I’m 

MAN BUN

BLESS THE MAN BUN

ok but. WHy are the ninja’s designs so radically different when Wu and Garmadon actually look pretty similar it’s so weird 

anyways I love Wu’s design, his beard is dirty and cracked like it’s an actual old lego minifigure piece and he has YE OLDE SHINY HAT I love him so much

Overall, calm down about the character design guys. We’ve known since very early that this has nothing to do with the tv show. With different personalities and voice actors, different designs fit better.

If I compare these characters with the ones from the show I am angry and alarmed and I hate them. But if I remove the show and see it as its own separate entity they are all actually really cute and precious. Except for Zane. 

Also, these are stills. Many stills of characters look weird, unnatural, ugly, or stupid because they’re in the middle of moving and talking. Once we see them in motion, it will appear different. Trust me.

2

I’M SCREAMING

I’M SCREAMING SO MUCH

THIS CHAPTER GOT EVEN BETTER

IT’S NOT JUST ONE NICE HAIR GUY

THERE ARE TWO NICE HAIR GUYS

I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING

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YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IM JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS IN TERMS OF PEARL AND ROSE AND STEVEN AND IM SCREAMING

  • I don’t pretend to know / The challenges you’re facing / The worlds you keep erasing and creating in your mind 
    • During the gem war when Rose was re envisioning an entire new kind of world that was totally unprecedented, Pearl was beside her and supporting her as her right hand man
  • And if this child / Shares a fraction of your smile / Or a fragment of your mind, look out world! / That would be enough
  • Oh, let me be a part of the narrative / In the story they will write someday / Let this moment be the first chapter: / Where you decide to stay / And I could be enough / And we could be enough / That would be enough 
    • Pearl wrestling with the understanding that Rose wanted to go, to become half of Steven and (as she probably saw it at the time) leave her behind

YALL KNOW I NEED TO MAKE THIS A VIDEO IM SO WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crying is really punk, trust me, i have a doctorate in bawling and screaming

i had to cleanse my eyes bc i saw so much max/naster and max/wynaut on my dash what better way to do that than with pricemarsh amirite????

oh my god im screaming

I’ve made Max and Chloe from lis in sims 3, and I just got the university expansion pack, so I enrolled them in university to imagine a life is strange world with a good ending, and then she started ranting about Death and she FUCKING DIED 

WHAT KIND OF SICK IRONY

Don’t Call Me Shurley

GUYS I AM SCREAMING


BECAUSE FOR ONE LAST EPISODE WE GOT THE CUTEST FUCKING COUPLE EVER

AND THEN WE GET THIS SHIT


Originally posted by sasquatchandleatherjacket

I WAS ALL OH NO THIS WHORE IS BACK


BUT WAIT HE FED A PUPPY THEN BOOM

Originally posted by queenofrnoondoor

LIKE WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

IM SCREAMING THEN HE DOES THIS SHIT

Originally posted by mooseleys

Originally posted by yourfavoritedirector

BUT IT GETS BETTER

HE GETS LIKE A CHANGE OF HEART BECAUSE OF THE UMBRIDGE OF THE FANDOM?!

BECAUSE OF THIS ASSHOLE

Originally posted by endiness

LIKE WHAT

OH BUT THEN THIS

Originally posted by holy-bull-honky-supernatural

GOD PLEASE YOUR FUELING THE FIRES OF MY SOUL

IM SCREAMING

Originally posted by itsokaysammy

I CANNOT

BUT THEN WE GET THIS AMAZING SONG IT BETTER BE ON ITUNES

I WILL PAY

FOR IT

Originally posted by faramaiofnerdwoodforest

SOMEONE SAVE ME

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Kate Tempest - Europe Is Lost

Europe is lost, America lost, London is lost,
Still we are clamouring victory.
All that is meaningless rules,
And we have learned nothing from history.

People are dead in their lifetimes,
Dazed in the shine of the streets.
But look how the traffic keeps moving.
The system’s too slick to stop working.
Business is good. And there’s bands every night in the pubs,
And there’s two for one drinks in the clubs.

We scrubbed up well
We washed off the work and the stress
Now all we want’s some excess
Better yet; A night to remember that we’ll soon forget.

All of the blood that was shed for these cities to grow,
All of the bodies that fell.
The roots that were dug from the ground
So these games could be played
I see it tonight in the stains on my hands.

The buildings are screaming
I cant ask for help though, nobody knows me,
Hostile and worried and lonely.
We move in our packs and these are the rites we were born to
Working and working so we can be all that we want
Then dancing the drudgery off
But even the drugs have got boring.
Well, sex is still good when you get it.

To sleep, to dream, to keep the dream in reach
To each a dream,
Don’t weep, don’t scream,
Just keep it in,
Keep sleeping in
What am I gonna do to wake up?

I feel the cost of it pushing my body
Like I push my hands into pockets
And softly I walk and I see it, it’s all we deserve
The wrongs of our past have resurfaced
Despite all we did to vanquish the traces
My very language is tainted
With all that we stole to replace it with this,
I am quiet,
Feeling the onset of riot.
But riots are tiny though,
Systems are huge,
The traffic keeps moving, proving there’s nothing to do.

It’s big business baby and its smile is hideous.
Top down violence, structural viciousness.
Your kids are doped up on medical sedatives.
But don’t worry bout that. Worry bout terrorists.

The water levels rising! The water levels rising!
The animals, the polarbears, the elephants are dying!
Stop crying. Start buying.
But what about the oil spill?
Shh. No one likes a party pooping spoil sport.

Massacres massacres massacres/new shoes
Ghettoised children murdered in broad daylight by those employed to protect them.
Live porn streamed to your pre-teens bedrooms.
Glass ceiling, no headroom. Half a generation live beneath the breadline.

Oh but it’s happy hour on the high street,
Friday night at last lads, my treat!
All went fine till that kid got glassed in the last bar,
Place went nuts, you can ask our Lou,
It was madness, the road ran red, pure claret.
And about them immigrants? I cant stand them.
Mostly, I mind my own business.
But they’re only coming over here to get rich.
It’s a sickness.
England! England!
Patriotism!

And you wonder why kids want to die for religion?

Work all your life for a pittance,
Maybe you’ll make it to manager,
Pray for a raise
Cross the beige days off on your beach babe calendar.

Anarchists desperate for something to smash
Scandalous pictures of glamorous rappers in fashionable magazines
Who’s dating who?
Politico cash in an envelope
Caught sniffing lines off a prostitutes prosthetic tits,
And it’s back to the house of lords with slapped wrists
They abduct kids and fuck the heads of dead pigs
But him in a hoodie with a couple of spliffs –
Jail him, he’s the criminal

It’s the BoredOfItAll generation
The product of product placement and manipulation,
Shoot em up, brutal, duty of care,
Come on, new shoes.
Beautiful hair.

Bullshit saccharine ballads
And selfies
And selfies

And selfies
And here’s me outside the palace of ME!

Construct a self and psyhcosis
And meanwhile the people are dead in their droves
But nobody noticed,
Well actually, some of them noticed,
You could tell by the emoji they posted.

Sleep like a gloved hand covers our eyes
The lights are so nice and bright and lets dream
But some of us are stuck like stones in a slipstream
What am I gonna do wake up?

We are lost
We are lost
We are lost
And still nothing
Will stop
Nothing pauses

We have ambitions and friends and our courtships to think of
Divorces to drink off the thought of

The money
The money
The oil

The planet is shaking and spoiled
Life is a plaything
A garment to soil
The toil the toil.
I cant see an ending at all.
Only the end.

How is this something to cherish?
When the tribesmen are dead in their deserts
To make room for alien structures,
Develop
Develop

Kill what you find if it threatens you.

No trace of love in the hunt for the bigger buck,

Here in the land where nobody gives a fuck.

ob s4 finale thoughts

HOLY SHIT WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

  • FFFFFFFFUCK HOLYYYYYYYY SHIT WHTAT WHTTEHE FUCK
  • fuck susan BUT FUCK RACHEL MORE WHAT A FUCKKING BITCH HOL SHIT
  • DELPHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BABY
  • THAT COPHINE REUNION THOUGH
  • WHEN DELPHINE STARTED STRIPPING TO GO CUDDLE WITH COSIMA HOLY SHIT
  • UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEYRE SO CUTE
  • HOMEWORK
  • that was the cure right so like cosima snuck some of it out?? thank GOD FOR COSIMA
  • CHARLOTTE IS SUCH A GOOD
  • KIRA AND HER LIZARD SENSES I’M STILL WAITING FOR AN EXPLANATION 
  • lmaoooooooooooooooo krystal and her hair that’s a 10
  • AND SARAH BEING KRYSTAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • fuck ferdinand that LITTLE BITCH
  • he’s just gross and disgusting fuck you ferdinand like what the fuck even are you you little gross dude shitpile go fuck off and do us a ll a favor and quarantine yourself thanks
  • i feel bad for hating on ira now sort of he’s just this dude and he trusted rachel and susan and everyone and he just keeps getting fucked over ugh poor dude
  • COSIMA THOUGH GUHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • COPHINE
  • COPHINEEEEEEEEEEE
  • COPHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • I’M STILL SCREAMING
  • I’M SO CONFUSED THO LIKE
  • WHAT
  • IS
  • HAPPENING
  • SHIT NEEDS TO BE RESOLVED
  • I NEED SOME FUCKING ANSWERS
  • WHAT HTE FUCK IEVEN IS NEOLUTION
  • awww helena and her venison stew though
  • just what the fuck
  • I’M JUST
  • MY BABIES
  • DELPHINE MY CHILD
  • SO GOOD SO PURE SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL
  • HER HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • SHES SO GOOD
  • THANK YOU EVELYNE FOR EXISITNG
  • I’M GONNA CRY
  • AND SCREAM
  • LIKE HAPPY SCREAMS AND UNHAPPY SCREAMS
  • JUST HOLY SHIT
  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT
  • BUT HEY COSIMAS GONNA BE OK
  • right
  • please dont fuck this up ob writers
  • just give us the cophine happy ending that we all need and nobody gets hurt
  • WHEN RACHEL WENT TOTAL BAT SHIT CRAZY
  • AND LIKE
  • STABBED SARAH AND SUSAN
  • GOD WHATA BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • SUSAN JUST FUCKING SHOOT YOUR MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A DAUGHTER
  • THE WEIRD DUDE THOUGH
  • HES LIKE
  • ALIVE
  • HES JUST LIKE
  • WHATH E FUCK
  • LETMME JUST SCREAM
  • FOR THE NEXT
  • 40 DECADES
  • THANKS
  • WHAT THE FCUK
  • one last time: COPHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay, I know this isn’t the kind of stuff I usually post… But the Shadowhunters season finale killed me, can we talk about it? I mean

  • Raphael and Simon broke up
  • Isabelle became the official queen of the Malec ship and the show in general. She might have lost her crown while slaying demons, but it’s cool guys, we all know who’s the boss
  • Alec told his parents that he likes Magnus and that they have to deal with it, if you listened to that convo closely you could hear the entire fandom screaming
  • I gotta HAND it to Jace, he was pretty scary. 
  • Hodge sucks but at least he was a HANDY hostage
  • Camille came back, hotter than hell, and so she burned everything she touched, like Saphael and Malec for example
  • The sleeping beauty Jocelyn woke up in Luke’s arms, we all cried
  • And then she was finally reunited with her daughter, we cried some more
  • Jace almost drowned in daddy issues but Valentine came to his rescue on a big boat and then decided to keep him there
  • Alec realized that he’d rather have Clary annoy him than have her stuck in some limbo
  • They bonded over losing Jace to their psychotic enemy who wants to raise an army of warriors and kill everybody - you know, the usual #BROTP stuff - by hugging and crying
  • Clary wanted to kill Camille but Simon managed to convince her that this wooden stake she held could quickly become a mistake since Camille was the only one who knew where The Book Of The White was
  • Magnus and Alec changed their relationship status to complicated
  • Overall, Magnus was 100% done with everything
  • Isabelle was truly stunning and amazing, did I mention that?

Now we just have to wait until 2017… Jocelyn may I please borrow that potion that put you to sleep, I’d like to wake up sometime next year