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Sneak attack

Master: *thinks he is safe, thinks his kitten sleeps while he makes breakfast*

Kitten: *sneaks stealthy and silently down the stairs*

Kitten: *hides behind wall, planning the optimal moment of attack, it must be perfect*

Master: *interrupts evil scheme* “Morning”

Kitten: screeeetch *knocks over a lamp, trips on the stairs, and finally makes it back up into bed and under the covers where she will perfect her next plan of attack*