It begins with a falling piano, a shouted gay slur and a windblown scratch-off lottery ticket. The five take their dispute over ownership of the ticket to professional arbiters, and the resulting debate about what does and does not constitute a slur would curl George Carlin’s toes. The episode also gives the props department a chance to make indescribably vulgar alterations to an exercise bicycle, and by its end one of the core five, Mac (Rob McElhenney), may have had a personal breakthrough 12 seasons in the making.
imagine if you will: tim telling literally anyone to buy him a scratch off lottery ticket as a stupid tax and they actually win a lit of money. like, 100000 dollars. now imagine instead of mh happening they just fuck around with the money until it's gone