scp 682

rant time

THERE ARE OVER 3000 SCPS AT THIS POINT THERE ARE SO MANY OtHER SCPS THAN SCP 682 SCP 049 and SCP 035 Scp 076

FAM
FAM PLEASE I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DO NOT LIMIT YOUR SHITPOSTING TO JUST MAINSTREAM SCPS

WE LITERALLY HAVE MULTIDUDES OF SCP CHARACTERS
DO NOT LIMIT YOURSELF TO JUST CLEF KODRAKI AND BRIGHT

PLEASE WE HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO OFFER 

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The Beluga whale- Or, as most of you call it ‘SCP-682’

Yep, we’re doing one of those information/fact things again! I’ve been digging around and found some interesting bits to share with everyone. 

The beluga whale we’re focusing on today was washed up about 5,000 miles east of Moscow (Russia). It was found by soldiers stationed on Russia’s far-eastern territory. Later on, it became known as the 'Moscow Monster’, and was mistaken for a washed up Plasiosaur. 

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The corpse found was approx 20ft long! The carcass was taken away by Russian Special Services for 'in-depth studies’. Years have passed since and no one has heard a thing about where the carcass went.

No, that is literally it! I do not have anything else on this thing! It’s /gone/

Here is what it would have looked like alive: 

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Such a cutie!

if the scps had blogs
  • 049: runs a blog dedicated to medical trivia, surgery demonstration videos and posts links to their streams of Surgeon Simulator. Sometimes does lets plays of other games. pretty nice to most of their followers too
  • 035: shitposts and has tons of followers, is always the one to add that Witty Comment™ to a text post and it can range from being hilarious to fuckin stone cold as shit
  • 096: Rarely posts, rarely answers asks due to anxiety, reblogs body positivity posts. vagueposts a LOT. gets flustered and sappy when literally anyone sends them a nice ask tho
  • 079: retro video game aesthetic blog, likes Vaporwave and is really fuckin mean to their followers like why are they so salty?? we just don't know
  • 106: has a main and sideblog, main one he just spews things not too dissimilar to Dril posts, the second being his fetish/aesthetic blog full of guro, cute girls, and sometimes just straight up real gore he posts himself. replies to asks with unsettling emojis and is just generally uncomfortable to interact with
  • 173: default theme, default icon, no title, only has one post that says "cvxvvdvdmnhjhn" because they just punched the keyboard and pressed post
  • 682: anti SJW blog, literally no one cares what they have to say. goes out their way to harass people and shitposts bad memes. unironically likes Shadow the Hedgehog music
This is important

Hey hey wait.

If you wore shades and watched 173, Would he be unable to attack because he can’t tell if you’re blinking?

Could 049 get you if you were in one of those giant bubble things?

If a near sighted person who normally wears glasses takes them off and looks at 096, would he still kill them? I mean, they can’t really make out his face or anything. I know this because I am V E R Y near sighted.


…WOULD 682 BE ABLE TO EAT YOU IF YOU WERE LIKE SITTING ON HIS BACK?! HIS LITTLE CLAWS COULDN’T REACH YOU.

And Now... TF2 Quotes relating to SCP Characters

Dr. Bright: “Kill me.” O5: “Later…”

Dr. Clef: “The answer; use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun.”

Dr. Kondraki: “I regret everything! I regret everything I’ve ever done!!!”

SCP-023: “Well, off to visit your mother!”

SCP-049: “Come over here! I promise I will heal you!”

SCP-056: “Good. I still look magnificent.”

SCP-096: “Don’t look at me, I’m slightly less handsome!”

SCP-106: “Hide, coward! I will find you.”

SCP-372: “Imma freakin’ blur here!”

SCP-682: “You’re inventin’ loads a’ new ways to get killed by me!”

SCP-993: “You wanna hear somethin’ funny? You’re dead.”

on the subject of taking over exceptionally strong hosts, i’ll see if i can explain what would happen if i were to take over a beast such as 682 for instance.

now, as they are indestructible it would make for a great host just with that. neither of us could be destroyed and i would be permanently attached! a win for me. but, as they are such a powerful being, its not as simple as taking over their mind.

they will adapt to any challenge, as will i. if they didn’t accept me, i would simply be destroyed. i could never stand against them. but! my abilities aren’t just physical, years and years of torture and abuse can make one very very cunning after all. 

if 682 were to accept, i could simply gain some control, we would both be there. both blending into one. while neither of us would be destroyed, we also wouldn’t be the same. if this were to happen i would be the one risking my life here. 682 could easily snap me in half or reject and simply reform back.

it would very much be a symbiotic relationship.  i would gain a powerful host (while i would have little control, i do live forever) and 682 would gain both a power boost and quite a few new abilities~

and hey i wouldn’t be the only one leaking tar anymore